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2015

05

Mar

Patricia Beck Naked for Issue Magazine of the Day

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Patricia Beck is some Brazilian model I’ve never heard of, but I just followed her on Instagram and fell in love with the fact that she gets naked for the right project like this shoot for Issue Magazine, that is just the right level of fashion and art, to make her think she is being a muse…or the subject of some imagery that she has been tricked into thinking conveys some high level message or statement on feminism…but the truth is she’s just getting naked and that’s the core of what’s going on here and that’s all that matters…

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2015

05

Mar

Coffee Table and Other Videos of the Day

Asian Driver of the Day

Golden Retriever Fail

Man Who Wants to Be Shot

Extreme Rock Paper Scissors

Drunken Burglar

Wedding Celebration Crash

Ghost Ride the Whip

Husband Catches his Wife Cheating

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2015

05

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair of the Day

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I can’t believe people are actually covering this story like it is news….

I can’t believe that Kim Kardashian is also milking this like it is news…

If the world cared about every time a pornstar got her hair done, we’d be in a horrible place in humanity…

Or maybe, this is a horrible place in Humanity…

It is a horrible place in Humanity, because if it wasn’t a horrible place in Humanity, no one would care about this pig of a woman…and if anything anyone with access to her wouldn’t fan out, they’d slay her like the porn dragon she is….

She is ruining society…and these hair stylists had an opportunity to end her, instead they took a pay check….because humanity sucks…

That’s why I like dogs, just not this dog….

Here are a bunch of what I call “Not Quite Kim Kardashians” who are clearly influenced by “Kim Kardashian”…because the world is doomed…

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2015

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I found my soul mate. I was next to an amazing girl at a Starbucks licking her Whipped Cream erotically, so I went up to her and asked “what is the dirtiest pic on your phone” and she said “it’s a video”…and I said “show me” and she said…”ok”…and next thing you know, I’m watching her spread ass oiled up being spanked by a random hand…

The lesson in all this is that if you put yourself out there, and just go for it, because most people wouldn’t ask a random that…but when you do…good things can happen…

Unfortunately, bad things can happen also…and you could probably get arrested for sex offense, they just arrest everyone for that…

Here are some morning Links…

Teacher Caught Cusssing…
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TITTIES!
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Bison Rams a Car
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Some Chick in a WHite Bikini
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Blonde Kim Kardashian
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Chelsea Handler Still Topless
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Ice Fisherman Catches a Duck
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Mother/Daugher Pepsi Bottle Sex
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2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about being a married, obese, poor as fuck, pretty disgusting, unshowered, rude, old impotent alcoholic asshole of a a man….is that when girls agree to have sex with me, I know they’ve lost their fucking minds.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chelsea Handler’s New Tit Pic
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Man WHo Taunts Police on FB Gets Arrested
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So Many Asses
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Taylor Swift Thigh Gap
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Slut of the Day
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Terry Richardson Pictures of the Day
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Alison Brie Big Tits
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The Hottest Pic of Genevieve Morton Ever
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Taylor Swift Moonwalks!
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US Ambassador Gets Sliced
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Em Rat Cow Cleavage
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Karreuche Tran Dumped Chris Brown on Twitter
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Margot Robbie is Pretty GOod
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The Hottest Swimsuit Model – EVER
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Alessandra Ambrosio Rockin’ The Parking Lot
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Miley is Single
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Jourdan Dunn Nipple Peek
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Michelle WIlliams for Elle
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Naked WWE Chick
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FEMEN VS Zuckerberg
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The Best Second Bananas in Wrestling History
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Hipster in Sheer Panties
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A Bunch of Rosie Huntington Pics
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Evolutionary Reasons Why You Like Kim Kardashians’s Butt
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Lady Gaga Tit Flash
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Dog Kick of the Day
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Some Slut in Lingerie
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38 Pets Who Don’t Understand Glass Surfaces
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Gravity Defying Pour
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Guess the Ass
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Justin Beiber’s New Pussy
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Alessandra Torresani is Amazing
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Audrina Patridge Cleavage
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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X-Men Re-Imagined as a Wes Anderson Film
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A WHole Bunch Of Funny / Random Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cucumber Fuck
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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All The Anal Beads She Can Fit in her Ass
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4 Sets of Tits at the Winery
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Abnormal Butt
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Charlotte McKinney Tree Trunk Legs
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Not So Angry Lesbian
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Helping Hand for the Handicapped
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

04

Mar

Chelsea Handler’s Latest Tit Pic of the Day

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I had enough of Chelsea Handler’s slut behavior when she finally landed a TV show from her Slut Behavior after whoring around hollywood for a decade prior to getting the show, before deciding to do the comedy route, making fun of everyone, as a hook to get an actual job…

So when her first tit pic for attention happened, I was done. I saw a porn she was in early in her career, when at her prime and saw all I needed to see..with what I assume is a blowjob queen based on her actual talent level…

But I still laughed to myself, as if it was her best joke, because it was…but this latest one is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already, we’ve already seen your tits…it’s played out…post pussy…

Tits are hardly shocking..especially when they’ve been over exposed…step it up bitch. Try harder. That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

04

Mar

Rita Ora Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

I am sure all the “artists’ on Hollywood Boulevard impersonating big stars wish they had the same fate as the number one Rihanna impersonator in recent years…

Her name is Rita Ora. She did some low level music in the UK, then piggy backed over to America with I guess some producer friends she met sucking dick in the back of night clubs….it’s not hard to meet these DJs in their hometown when they aren’t out touring, because DJs like all dudes…love big willing tits..

Either way, when in America, she really tried being a back-up Rihanna for a label that I guess saw Rihanna losing her fucking mind, and wanted to have a back-up and 4 years later, she’s got hit songs of her own, but more importantly, she’s got a willingness to continue to draw attention to herself with something Rihanna doesn’t have…and that’s tits..

Since I like tits, and you like tits, we can all agree, Rita Ora’s got tits..and apparently, tits get hits, or in her case, they make hits…because now she’s relevant…and I’m much more interested in her tits, than her tits..and you should be too…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2015

04

Mar

Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can…

All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2015

04

Mar

Robbie Fimmano for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who this photographer Robbie Fimmano is. I just know that these pictures he took for Interview are exactly what I like to see in a picture. It is like he just pulled these images out of my head…to show the world what I find erotic….headless bitches…

No…

I like lingerie, sheer lingerie, that I can see hints of nipples and bush, because I am a bush guy and have always been a bush guy, and ever since the late 90s when shaved pussy started happening, I’d try to convince my girls to grown out their bushes, to a disgusting level of bush, because to me, that was erotic…obviously, it is making a comeback…good.

I also like depraved shit, edgy shit, obscure shit, depressing shit, disgusting shit, weird shit, extreme shit, stylized shit…and nude selfies shit..but sheer lingerie and bush…is pretty fucking up there in importance…

Posted in:Robbie Fimmano

2015

04

Mar

Porn Stars Bull Riding of the Day

I don’t watch porn. People think I am lying when I tell them that, they think I am making some kind of silly joke to be funny, but the truth is that I prefer jerking off to nudes of real life people, the emotional connection, even though I have no emotions, is just stronger. Regular girls I know, or meet on tinder spreading ass for me, or making videos of them fucking panties, or spanking their pussies, or even filming the exact moment they cum…is just way hotter than sub-par girls getting paid 1000 dollars to do it in some cheesy setting…with a cheesy storyline…

I do like porn from the 70s, when it was shot on film, when less movies were being made, when girls had to do casting calls….

Now the internet just wants content, more and more shitty content, because people want more and more and more…that the porn companies will cast anyone willing to fuck on camera…and the whole allure or edginess of porn from the Glory Days when creepers like Larry Flynt were getting shot to make it legal…are long gone..

That said, I am totally into seeing Porn stars Hope Harper, Dava Fox and Prestine Edge bull riding.

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