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2015

05

Mar

Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out…

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2015

05

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian…

She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant…

But she does look good in her instagram porn….

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2015

05

Mar

Suki Waterhouse in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some relevant it-girl model who hangs with Cara Delevinge because they are both spoiled girls from the UK….only Suki Waterhouse is a little less relevant, probably a lot better looking, and clever enough to date an Academy Award nominated, yet annoying Bradley Cooper, because dating dudes who are top of their game is good for a model career and the lifestyle is nice too.

The fun thing about Suki Waterhouse even though she’s Bradley Cooper’s Girlfriend…I have been told by 5 or 6 different girls that they’ve banged Bradley Cooper…as recent as a few months ago…so I guess she’s more like one of those sugar babies who knows her role, lets her dude do his thing as long as he keeps her as his main, even if it gives her herpes..because she knows what’s important in life.

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2015

05

Mar

Jojo in a Bikini of the DAy

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Jojo Levesque was considered Jail bait at 17, that was probably 10 or 15 years ago. It was all because she had a music video in an era when people still jerked off to music videos.

I never understood her appeal. She was like a thick little boy, then she started dating black guys who spent her money, and I guess now she’s on a quest for some of that glory she left behind, and she’s doing it the right way…in a bikini top…hard nipppled..

When she turned 18, the world stopped caring. The illegal to lust after was masturbation fantasies that people were blinded by ended…and they came to their senses….but here she is…back…and not in black…or black is not in her…which I assume you racists like…

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2015

05

Mar

Jourdan Dunn’s Nipple of the Day

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I have a friend who once met Jourdan Dunn and hated her, so I will assume that I hate her too…and it isn’t a black thing, don’t call me racist, I just don’t like cunty girls who think they are important because they are tall and paid to show up on set and stand around….when they really should just be in the WNBA…if that still exists…I mean that or working as a stripper…because black strippers are my favorite, probably because of their natural rhythm, or maybe their need to pay for their baby’s formula because their baby daddies are in prison…is that racist? It’s not like I said I’d lure her into my bed with fried chicken and watermelon, that would be racist…the fact is that I love black women, they are some of the most beautiful and amazing creatures…not that I mean black women are creatures..I get that they are human…why are you making this a race thing…I call all women creatures…by definition we are all creatures…fuck this…just look at her showing a bit of her nipple, which I guess is better than no nipple.

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2015

05

Mar

Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Blanca Padilla is the latest girl to get the Victoria’s Secret machine to support her, promote her,and pay her as much as 2000 dollars a day for 50 days a year to work for them…

She is Spanish, and like Spanish cured meat, sausage, wine…I am a into what she’s bringing…but she does make me wonder why every Spanish woman I’ve ever encountered in my everyday life has been hairy-faced, dumpy as fuck with shitty tits and ass…angry about everything…but maybe it has something to do with the only Spanish girls I’ve ever met were working the check out counter at a Spanish grocery store in the middle of canada…because I guess like every culture, there’s at least one decent looking one tall enough to be a model, and when there is Victoria’s Secret usually abducts them for low paid work and Leonardo DiCaprio bearding because it is good for the brand and all these bitches are interchangeable…

Good times.

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2015

05

Mar

Amy Hood is My Favorite of the Day

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Her name is Amy Hood…his name is Jonathan Leder and together they produce some of the best BUSH friendly erotica that is more higher concept art than smut…that has the feel of 70s porn, that is a lot more stylized that the internet that shit on eroticism the last 20 years….you know when things looked good, looked hot, had a message or concept and the girls were something you wanted to have sex with….you know the kind of suggestiveness that gets in your head and isn’t just graphic…that is something that someone who is done with porn and has been done with porn for a while…something to jerk off to….

I am a fan.

Here are some more pics of Amy Hood…

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2015

05

Mar

Pregnant Helen Flanagan of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was a UK TV soap star, who I guess wasn’t making much money on the TV Soap Opera, or maybe she didn’t feel like she was being used to her full busty potential, so she decided to become a UK Glamour model, which from what I’ve been told doesn’t make any fucking money, but gets you all the glory of being the tits dudes jerk off to…making me assume she was either a rich kid, a sugar baby, or on a mission to get pregnant, which I guess she decided to do at her peak of success because she knew it was all downhill and time to lock it down, as dudes generally hate pregnant girls, it is more of a niche fetish.

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2015

05

Mar

Rebecca Gayheart is the Throwback Thursday of the Day

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Every once in a while I like to participate with the daily mainstream internet themes, like Follow Friday, or Throwback Thursday….because I like experiencing how pathetic we are that together we are united over internet trends…

None of these matter, but everyone does it, and think it does, and in turn makes it matter…because when one person does it, the rest of us have to do it….and unfortunately “it” in this case isn’t mass suicide…please drink the Kool Aid..

That said, Rebecca Gayheart is a babe from the past, and she was recently caught by the paparazzi, like she still matters and it is reminding me of a time when she was in a threesome sex video with a hooker that Gawker released the exclusive on…her and her man…a hooker…doing drugs and fucking…but more interestingly, she ran over a kid, killing him because she was talking on her cell phone and in a rush to get to a meeting…and she never went to jail for it and for some reason…her being a disgusting human brings me joy.

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2015

05

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Moonwalk is So Weird of the Day

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I saw this yesterday and I would say that I am still trying to make sense of it, but I am really not, I don’t ever care what Taylor Swift or really anyone, including myself is really up to…it’s all just wasting time before our impending death..

I do however care when her songs come on the radio and I want to kill myself or at least hope for impending death for myself, and Taylor Swift, and even all of mankind comes swooping in at that very moment.

I do not ever care about her storyline that sucked people in, but I guess every once in a while, I will look at her ass and thigh gap thanks to little shorts…and even wonder…why she’s doing the fucking moonwalk in a video for the paparazzi, in efforts to ruin their shot, while giving them their shot…it’s crazy…but not really, more lame, not funny, and worth pointing at and laughing at, hoping she’ll eventually crack, break character and lose her wholesome shit in public…destroying everything her parents created with her…

But at least she’s got a thigh gap…

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