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2015

03

Mar

Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day

Khloe Kardashian posted this picture of her abs, that I am sure have nothing to do with one of the Kardashian apps they are peddling to beautify your instagram pics, so you can be a fame whore crying for attention like some kind of Narcissist just like them…all by making them more money than god..

I heard the mom just closed a 100,000,000 dollar deal, that probably made Seacrest 20 million dollars, but more importantly, that made the Kardashians 80 million dollars…more than the hundreds they already have, because people like you think they are important, when all they are is a pile of garbage rich kids being garbage…it’s fucked…

But not as fucked as me wanting to have sex with the big Kardashian…even though I remember what she looked like before the family doctor went to town her her, rebuilding her, creating this with her…

I just think it is a good reminder that when you are a garbage person with little to offer, focus on looking good, not for health, but because people like things that look good…even if those things are a fucking lie.

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2015

03

Mar

Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret models make 100,000 dollars a year for 50 work days. Sure, that seems like a lot of money to a girl working the cash at Target, 100k for 50 days of work, but they are dealing with a multi billion dollar company…that models usually get paid 50k a day for a campaign…or more…

Basically, Victoria’s Secret is the sweatshop of the modeling world…It’s creepy photographers promising you fame for sex and then them…

I don’t really know why these overpaid models are complaining, If I was Victoria’s Secret, I wouldn’t be paying them….they can’t pay for that level of PR, or the Leonardo DiCaprio that the brand really creates for them, giving them a name and money other companies pay top dollar for because they are seemingly higher profile…

I mean getting paid to sit around all day in underwear…what a fucking joke…sure it’s not millions of dollars a year, but what the fuck was Swanepoel doing before they absucted her, or the Brazilians…I mean seriously…not to mention they get meet rich dudes to get pregnant by, because rich guys love VS models, all while thinking they are more important than they are…it’s a good gig.

Here’s Elsa Hosk, a Swedish one, in the Catalog, showing nipples, because finally VS has stopped photoshopping out the nipples because the feminsts protesting nipple photoshopping, gave us perverts nipples to jerk off to…like this was the Sears Catalog and it was still the 70s…

Speaking of Gold Digging Victoria’s Secret models – here’s MIRANDA KERR cruising in Santa Monica….

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2015

03

Mar

Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day

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Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle..

All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut.

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2015

03

Mar

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs…

So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to.

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2015

03

Mar

Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke must be pushing 50 by now, and I don’t mean pushing 50 kids out of her pussy, I think she’s closer to around 5, I mean pushing 50 in age, old as fuck…but still rocking a hot body…because I guess when you’re a 90s Playboy chick, turned Wild On host, Turned first season of Dancing with the Stars winner, you have a commitment to your fans, who are probably some of the weirdest people in the world, because honestly, even if you were into her on Wild On, you’ve gone on with your life and forgotten her…so the people still around…are the kind of weirdo people you probably chatted with in chatrooms when chatrooms were a thing and not facebook…..you know sad, possibly disabled…freaks..

Either way, she’s doing a photoshoot, and her mom pussy is covered up so you can focus on her low estrogen thanks to menopause abs from working out all day…which aren’t so bad if there isn’t a younger girl around to stare at…you know the kind of mom on the resort vacation with the “girls” who you try to fuck because the rest of her friends never recovered from the baby weight due to cake…

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2015

03

Mar

Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day

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I am always amazed when I look at Katie Holmes and see what looks like a 50 year old mom…her hard battered face that has seen some shit and escaped that shit…and by shit I mean Scientology…something that is very secretive and that leverages your secrets so that you never leave them and keep giving them money…even if the overall lessons of Scientology are to work out, look good and be positive…the backend of it is apparently evil…not that I know anything about scientology, I am just basing it all off of her face…

That said, I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, because I have a penis…and I found that shit to cater to people who don’t have penis….I did like the one nude scene she did where she was dead and underwater while naked…because it make me question my love for tits being so deep rooted that I’d jerk off to a dead bitch…because TITS…

Well now, she just looks like old melting face pile of shit…and for some reason I was compelled to pot this…a reason I don’t know because I generally avoid the over 30 crowd…

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2015

03

Mar

Hilary Duff Cosmo Porn of the Day

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Hilary Duff is recently divorced, or getting a divorce and people are all excited about that, because I guess they think they have a chance with her, or maybe they are more into girls they once jerked off to when they are a mom and divorcee because – what the fuck is wrong with you – divorcees are only good when you meet them in a hotel bar, or on tinder, when they are out there ready to get their fuck on, and I can assure you that this thick Scientologist, is not about to get her fuck on with you…

But she will wear short shorts in a porno for girls magazine that is the foundation of Sex and The City…and more importantly, giving girls tips on giving rim jobs…or whatever the fuck Cosmo is spewing these days..

You could always just google pics of her at 19 when she was a little fresher, less expired, prime…but these pics happened anyway…

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2015

03

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bathing Suit for Esquire of the Day

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I get hate mail every time I post pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely calling her the best, people really fucking hate her, and I don’t really know why. Maybe it is her cunty face, or the fact that she made Megan Fox obsolete…or maybe they hate girls who date bald guys who are multi millionaires thanks to their acting bullshit…

What it comes down to is that we shouldn’t hate uptight looking British chicks, who are probably huge cunts…we should just stare at their half naked pics showing off their bodies…

I mean sure, who the fuck cares about Rosie Huntington-Whitely, she’s boring as fuck…I get it…but when you stare at her posing…none of that really matters, what matters is why she is not naked, because she’s posed naked, and when she’s been naked she’s better…and when she’s not naked she’s cock teasing…and cock teases generally get raped….if they cock tease the wrong testosterone filled brut….not that I can relate to that…I stopped producing testosterone in the 80s…up on some Bruce Jenner shit…

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2015

03

Mar

Lindsay Hancock’s Purple Shampoo of the Day

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Here are some pictures by a photographer in LA named Max Thompson of my favorite girl pretty much ever…

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …she’s not famous for anything, so she doesn’t annoy me as of yet…and even if she landed some kind of dancing with the stars bullshit, I probably could never hate her…because she’s perfect…

You know the right level of naughty exhibitionist, but not smutty or trashy about it, but rather like a cool art project I just stumbled into and had no choice but to run out and start masturbating to it…uncontrollably…even though I haven’t had a boner in a decade…

You get what I am saying here, and that is that the world is filled with instagram trash….the world is filled with fame whores…the world is filled with these girls doing photoshoots so they can land a rich husband or end up on the Bachelor…or in a paparazzi pic…but there are girls who are just doing it because they like coming up with interesting things…like babe with purple shampoo eating cookies…fuck you world…I think we’re done here…the best has just happened.

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2015

03

Mar

Anja Konstantinova is Alright of the Day

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These are some pics of a model named Anja Konstantinova, which coincidentally is the name of my mail order bride, not that I can afford a mail order bride, you see it’s not just the upfront costs of shipping them over here for companionship, it is that Russians have all developed really expensive tastes, want expensive cars and designer purses, and have no real soul due to communism to be loyal to you, so the second they get over here, they leave you for a Russian mobster, who can pimp them out to richer dudes who can get them the luxuries they need…

All this to say, I don’t even know if she’s Russian. I just know she’s topless and wearing pantyhose, and that may be all I need to know…

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