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2015

23

Mar

Female Body Builder of the Day

Here’s a female body builder, topless and scary as fuck, in what you know is a fetish, because why else would she be selling clips like this, obviously, she was into the body building first and some dude told her at the gym that he would pay her to flex for him like some kind of wrestler, and the rest is fucking history, weirdo new market opened up, as porn has desensitized us all, leading to people digging deep….not that this is a new thing, I remember being a regular at a stripclub, and seeing these two tank body builder women, their stage show involved them doing pull ups, and I am not even joking…they had more business than any of the other cunty strippers, who didn’t have clits the size of mini dicks…so I guess this is the gateway to tranny sex…which is the gateway to dude on dude sex…but when presented like this, how can you hate it…it’s amazing.

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2015

23

Mar

Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from…

But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt…

A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Mar 20, 2015 at 7:02am PDT

To See her in Tight Enough Pants CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

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Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind…

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2015

23

Mar

Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy

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I don’t know who Erin Richards is and my internet is shit, so I am not going to try to look her up, because ultimately, she doesn’t matter and all these idiot actors or celebrities, or people attempting to be celebrities, and people who are now officially considered celebrities because they booked a TV show, bore me…I am much more interested in everyday girls getting half naked for the pure love of male attention, rather than girls getting half naked to get paid..not that Esquire paid her to do this, but it is part of her PR program to keep in people’s minds and to continue to get paid, and it commodifies the whole thing, taking away the raw and real “I get naked because I want to give you a boner” component that is so fucking key to half naked pics..

Either way, here she is…

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2015

23

Mar

AnnaSophia Robb in a Bikini of the Day

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I think besides having a name that the people at the Birth Certificate office forgot to include a space in AnnaSophia Robb…was also in a cheesy surf movie about God, but more importantly about some Jesus freak surfer who believed in God, only to have her arm bitten off by a shark, because I guess she’d like to explain it as God having a hire purpose for her to inspire, but that I’d like to explain as being on her period while surfing where sharks are….all this to say, AnnaSophia Robb has been in a bikini for an entire movie, and now she’s in a bikini for social media, that looks like she’s not wearing a top, and that would be a little more inspiring if it was close up…if you know what I mean…

Either way, she has a water pouring on her for you pee fetishists and that’s all that counts…

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2015

23

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day

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When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, I am like a widower, trying to keep the memory of my loved one alive…

It’s like I know that anything I do, will not bring her back to the living state she was once in…you know where people cared about her, and more than just a core group of weirdos, but rather the entire industry…they probably destroyed the little amount of soul she had, after her parents sold her off, turning her into the train wreck that she is…

She’s pretty much dead, old, washed up, forgotten and will never make a comeback, she’s just not talented enough and no one cares enough to bother with her…

So here are her legs, for the memories of the good times, without the scabs and bruises you’d expect..because I can’t get over her…

But the good news is that every time I leave my house, I see a mother whoring out her daughter, sometimes with a photographer in tow, or acting as a photographer, sometimes in bikini, doing these cheesy self produced photoshoots,for what I know is their social media…because as long as there is an entertainment industry, there will be parents who think their kids belong in it…so what that all means, is who the fuck needs Lohan…I guess the answer is no one…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

23

Mar

Carrie Keegan Went for a Hike of the Day

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For some random reason, a reason I call huge tits, I follow this Carrie Keegan girl on facebook, and I have no fucking idea why, other than tits, because she’s got some fucking tits..I have no idea what she does, I’ll assume “act”, because why the fuck else would she live in LA, it’s not like people move there to work at a Mexican restaurant, even though a lot of people end up working at the Mexican restaurant, when they realize that they aren’t as special as their bullshit egos thought they were when they first moved out to be famous…

I guess the good news for Carrie Keegan is that she takes a solid hikini pic, one that reminds me she’ll be ok, if things get tough, assuming she’s not a rich kid being bankrolled by her trust fund, she can always do big titty fetish videos…but I think she already is….

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2015

23

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Ass in The Royals of the Day

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There is some show called The Royals, that I assume is a scripted shos, that pretends to be a reality show, about the Royal Family, but I could be totally wrong because I haven’t heard anything about it, but I have seen some billboards for it, making me assume it’s a big deal, but then again everything with Liz Hurley is a big deal, at least if you remember Liz Hurley…and you probably don’t, but she was the model turned actress….who 10 or 15 years ago was everywhere…because everyone loved her, except her boyfriend Hugh Grant, who would go off and fuck trannies…confusing everyone, because she was hot as fuck…

Well here is her comeback, ass in panties, making me assume this is a body double, but it is still ass in panties…and that’s fine with me…

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2015

23

Mar

The Pope VS Nuns and Other Videos of the Day

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Man on a Roller Coaster

Mexican Wrestler Death…

Fireman VS Police Brawl in Mexico

Dude Who Had Fight with Bus Driver, Chases Bus…Falls…

Bag Thief of the Day

Man With Sledge Hammer – VS Wall

Scooter Rider Hit By a Truck

Dog Rescue of the Day

Dude Being Dragged By a CAr

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was probably when I saw some public sex going down in a parking lot. I assume the dude was cheating on his wife, or the girl on her husband, but the car was nice, so it was probably a side bitch sugar baby situation, either way…he was getting a blowjob pretty much out in the open, so I decided to call the girl participating a slut to my friend, as a joke, because we all know she’s the one with a dick in her mouth in public, and that any dude, would accept almost any mouth to put their dick in, only to be overheard by a feminist, who went off on how I was a slut shamer and how the girl who gives a public blowjob is not a slut, but rather an empowered woman in touch with her sexuality, and that if anyone was the slut it was the dude…all while dude is getting a blowjob in his car right next to us…it was the weirdest setting for a slut debate, something that normally happens with facebook statuses, which in this case it also did….

What I’m trying to say is that you sluts need to relax some…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Man Shoots Son in Butt Over Orange Juice
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Girls in Mesh Tops
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Fame Whores in Bikinis
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Girls Gone Fishing
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Slingshot Roller Coaster
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Murphy Brown Likes to Eat
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Julia Pereira in a Tiny Bikini
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Miley Cyrus in Vegas
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Don’t Interrupt Tortoise When It Fucks
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Rob Kardashian Calls His Sister the Bitch from Gone Girl….
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Multi Tasker of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Breast Pumps
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