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2015

20

Feb

Some Hipster Chick Tits of the Day

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It’s Oscar Weekend, so what better way to celebrate the most regal and high profile event in the entertainment industry, especially for a website that covers a lot of hollywood gossip and celebrity bullshit, by posting in-trend pics of a naked hipster with farm animals in Australia…because who gives a fuck about Hollywood and the shitty movies they make – when the world’s got naked hipsters to distract us with…rather than awards for overpaid disgusting humans who produce overpriced smut without the penetration…right..

Posted in:Hipster

2015

20

Feb

Karmen Pedaru Ass for MUSE of the Day

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Karmen Pedaru is some Estonian model…I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one step away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade…the tall ones, like Karmen Pedaru, always escape though…to work a different sex trade, called the fashion sex trade, which is also a billion dollar business of exploited women from the factory floor to the Runway shows, all designed to sell clothes no one needs for too much money, because it has a perceived value and people need to spend their money on something- it might as well be a shirt…

Either way, in any sex trade, there’s nudity, so here’s her ass…not so eventful but still hot enough.

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2015

20

Feb

Dude Beats Up a Shoplifting Chick and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Pushes Woman and People Don’t Like It

Wave Hits Reporter

Thug Slams Teacher to the Ground

Don’t Piss off the Audi Driver…

Dude Shoots at Bailiffs Serving Him an Eviction Notice

Chilean Phamracist vs Robbers

West Virginia Pharmacist VS Robber

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent at least an hour coaching some horny 20 year old to make herself squirt in the hospital she was at…

This is my life…

I didn’t get to see the squirt, but she claims it happened…and I feel like in some weird way I’ve finally accomplished something…I’ve found my niche, my talent…my life work…my legacy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

This is Aquaman
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Street Artist Makes Oscar Statue Sniffing a Line of Coke
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The Goat that Steals your Drink….
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This Warren Sapp Story is Pretty Good
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Tyga is Banging Kylie Jenner
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Girls Bending at the Waist
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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in a White Tank Top
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Kim Made Kanye Take 30 Showers to Wash the Amber Rose Off Him
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The Joke that Pissed off Eddie Murphy
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Hot Chick Sports Fans
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Sideboobs for PETA
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It must Be So Much Fun Tittie Fucking Ashley Benson
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Snowpocalypse Surpise
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Jon Stewart Describes his Replacement
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2015

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new text pick-up line is “So…I’ve been jerking off to you for the last 5 hours…I still haven’t come, could you make a noise, or send an emoji or something, to make this feel like we’re really in it together, and like I’m not just some creep jerking off to you from across the room…thanks in advance”.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pictures of Underboob
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Allison WIlliams Defends Her Dad
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Woman Stabbed in Vagina – Says She Wasn’t Stabbed in Vagina
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Bai Ling Chinese NEw Year Tit Slip
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Iggy Azalea Butt Video
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Busty Chinese Model
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Slut of the Day
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Kristen Stewart in a Tank Top
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Some Monica Bellucci
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Big Tits, Big Cleavage of the DAy
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Anna Kendrick in a Magazine
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Japanses Bike Parking Technology
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Video
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Undercover Cop Beats a Teen
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Lily Aldridge at a Fashion Event
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35 Movies That Were Ridiculously Banned Around the World
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Kate Beckinsale on Set
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She’s Gotta Love Anal, Right?
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Heidi Klum’s Advice to Girls
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Abbey Clancy Legs
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The Most Incredible Profile Pics from Russian Dating Sites
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Nicole Meyer Modeling Bullshit
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A Gallery of Hot Girls
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Paris and Kim in 2006
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Emily RatCow at an Event
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Chicks With Small Tits Love It In The Ass
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Things That Bounce!
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No Name Model in Catalog Pics of the Day
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Some Chick Mayou Rong Titty Shirt
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Fun with Gas
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Lady Gaga in Fur
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The Worst (Real) Ideas for Infomercial Products
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Lady Gaga Dressed Like Grimmace
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Some Dude Tripping the Fuck Out
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Pokies of the Day
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Fatty in Precious got Blacklisted for Precious
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Emmy Rossum Tits
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Cleaning Woman Gets her Panties Pulled Down….
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot
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Christine Bently Big Round Fake Tits
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See Through at the NBA All Star Game
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The Crucifixion of Pete Doherty
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Mad Men Teaser
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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This is the Most Disgusting Thing You’ll See Today
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Indoor Outdoor Masturbation
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Shot with a Pussy
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Bikini Changing – Hidden Cam
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Testing the Trailer Hitch
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Fit Girl Tries on Lingerie
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These Are Insanely Huge Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Pudgy Face in the SNow
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Jessica Biel Topless in 2000
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Afroman Punching a Bitch
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Feb

Lady Gaga Yoga Pose of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be the devil’s work, she may also be pregnant, but whatever she is, she’s taken up Yoga, and is now all zen and working on her flexibility that I guess will come in handy in her bedroom now that she’s suckered some poor bastard into her web of lies by asking her to marry him and I don’t even think it’s a K-Fed situation…making it make even less fucking sense…

But what it comes down to is that her doing yoga in a thong, like some kind of fetish I could almost jerk off to since I can’t tell it is gaga, is far more wholesome, and healthy than all the other exhibitionist cries for attention that she makes, so for that, I approve..if this was her in this pose, covered in pigs blood while eating a dozen donuts, while balancing a motorcycle on her head, as she balances on a Walrus like she was a beach ball, as her nipples spray out pixie dust and her pussy is lit on fire as two midges make smores…I’d be pretty fucking irritated….but when she’s normal…she’s almost something you could jerk off to.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2015

19

Feb

Nicky Hilton Caribbean Beach Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Nicky Hilton has always been the awkward shaped, awkward behaved, doughy younger sister of Paris Hilton, who would tag along with Paris sometimes, but always looked out of place or scared, so she went onto start her own clothing brands that I am sure did well, because that’s how these things work…but no matter how successful they did get, she’d always be in her sister’s shadow….because her sister is a fucking hustler, who fucked on camera to get noticed, and who has milked that getting noticed to the most ridiculous level, playing the dumb blonde, but being fucking calculated in the whole thing…that’s how she became a big brand…all while Nicky, the one who pretended to be the brains, just became big…

HEre she is bending over in a bikini

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2015

19

Feb

Samantha Hoopes in GQ UK of the DAy

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Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated model. I’ve barely heard of her, so I can’t imagine that you’ve heard of her. She’s got the typical big titty, tight enough body, look they generally use when they aren’t working with Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen, making this one pretty interchangeable with every other girl who wants to be a bikini model out there…and that’s probably a good thing because she’s looks pretty fucking old and tired…but maybe that’s just me hating on girls hot enough to be deemed bikinis models…as I do.

Well, flash in the pan, 5 minutes or less of relevance, that she is…working on the rich guy program, because she’s not actually working that I assume is her life…she looks pretty hot for GQ UK…maybe she’s got a second wind in her.

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes

2015

19

Feb

LIndsay Lohan Weirdo Erotica of the Day

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I don’t really understand this pantsless picture that Lindsay Lohan posted of her saying she’s going to Russia….but I do think that a pantsless Lindsay Lohan is something that belongs in Russia, primarily Siberia, so that she freezes off any growths or infections that are lingering from the decade she was famous and plowed her vagina into everything the came its way….

I don’t really understand why people still care about Lohan, I mean at her peak, right before her crash, her stunts and insanity were funny, I guess….I mean we don’t know these people, but we care about these people and the tabloid story built round them, that people buy into, but that I just assumed was marketing tactics that I ignored or put up with just to stare at her pretty awesome, light nipple, redhead tits…

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s amazing she’s still alive.

TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

19

Feb

Joan Smalls for True Religion of the Day

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Joan Smalls is a Puerto Rican model, because these brands need to tap into every ethnicity to sell as much product as they can to different demographics, so if a company like Victoria’s Secret, that has helped her become one of the top paid models in the industry, didn’t have a Puerto Rican, they’d be shitting on what I would consider a huge percentage of their market, because Puerto Rican women, along with being a little insane, the kind of girl who will cut your dick off in your sleep, are these high maintenance things that like new panties, but can’t always afford or really even know that Victoria’s Secret is shit quality…you know suburbanites and their mall shopping…

All this to say, she’s hot as fuck, and True Religion, like Victoria’s Secret is saying “let’s sell to the hispanics”…and I like how they go about doing it…because I am a pervert and this is naked enough on a hot body for me to notice…even though I’m not Puerto Rican.

Posted in:JOAN SMALLS