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2015

19

Feb

Joan Smalls for True Religion of the Day

Joan Smalls is a Puerto Rican model, because these brands need to tap into every ethnicity to sell as much product as they can to different demographics, so if a company like Victoria’s Secret, that has helped her become one of the top paid models in the industry, didn’t have a Puerto Rican, they’d be shitting on what I would consider a huge percentage of their market, because Puerto Rican women, along with being a little insane, the kind of girl who will cut your dick off in your sleep, are these high maintenance things that like new panties, but can’t always afford or really even know that Victoria’s Secret is shit quality…you know suburbanites and their mall shopping…

All this to say, she’s hot as fuck, and True Religion, like Victoria’s Secret is saying “let’s sell to the hispanics”…and I like how they go about doing it…because I am a pervert and this is naked enough on a hot body for me to notice…even though I’m not Puerto Rican.

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2015

19

Feb

Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is in a magazine called InStyle….

She is some young, fresh face looking model from the UK, who hangs with all the “it” girls, but who is probably not quite as fresh looking in her vagina, because she also hangs with A-List actors who like fresh face looking girls, who don’t have fresh looking vaginas, because actors need them dirty to keep interested in them…

Well it turns out that that’s a good way to get into a life and style magazine built around celebrity…because everyone cares about bitches the A-Listers fuck…and thanks to the Hangover, Brad Cooper is an A-Lister…and thanks to Suki Waterhouse’s eagerness to put A List D , in her V

It’s like pre-school, learning the slut alphabet…

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2015

19

Feb

Britney Spears Rebuilt for Her Lingerie Collection of the Day

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Here is Britney Spears not being Britney Spears…but being a rendition of her that we could call a #tbt / throwback thursday…since she hasn’t looked this fucking good in a decade, pre kids…but thanks to technology, they can crop her head on her old body, and trick the hicks who still worship her, those who made her more than just the one hit wonder she was destined to be, the star with millions of records sold she became…all without a soul….thanks to meds and eager parents selling her off…into buying her bikinis….

What it comes down to is that this is a lie that I am willing to buy into…because she’s Britney Fucking Spears…and she reminds me of a better time…when popstars weren’t fat girls like Iggy Azalea, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj…but they did become fat after the kids and throwing in the towel…only to come back like this…it just works for me…I guess I’m old school.

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2015

19

Feb

Paris Hilton’s Weirdo Panty Flash of the Day

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Paris Hilton is definitely not interesting, but whatever is going on in her panties in. Not in an intellectual way, or an exciting way….and not in a tantalizing or seductive way…I mean we all know she has herpes, we’ve all seen her cunt, we’ve even seen it get fucked when she wasn’t 30 years old, and I really only find this picture of her panties interesting because her vagina is so used and abused…whatever is poking out of these white panties are some kind of science experiment that would require some swabs and microscope examination to see if new life or species of bacteria….because if it’s gonna happen anywhere…it’ll be in this swampy, covered mess…

All this to say, she’s the fucking worst, and I’m not just saying that because she blocked me on social media… I am saying it because she’s the reason for all these vapid little sluts on the internet…which may actually make her the best…for leading these movement of sex on camera…something we’ve all masturbated to.

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2015

19

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass Has 1,000,000 Followers of the Day

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Celebrating 1 million followers with a green jumpsuit! ???? Thank you everyone, you are lovely, positive, funny, inspirational ???? Good vibes all around ???? #milestone

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Feb 18, 2015 at 12:32pm PST

I guess when Kate Hudson isn’t making Owen Wilson, or whatever other dude she’s rolled through, try to kill themselves because she’s a harlot, thanks to being the celebrity daughter with access and a cute ass, that people want to fuck, because she’s easy and I guess reminds them of when they used to jerk off to her mother…she’s making instagram videos showcasing her ass to celebrate 1,000,000 followers…because followers on instagram matter to people who not only are slated to inherit a ton of fucking money, but who also worked in movies when movies paid a ton of fucking money…I guess money isn’t everything when it comes to filling that void of wanting to be desired….liked…the whole reason any of these idiots do this shit…

If she really wanted to celebrate or reward her fans…there are better outfits that she could have busted out…but we take what we can get because we are low expectation pathetic people who feed into these idiots…

TO SEE PICS OF HER AT A FASHION EVENT CLICK HERE

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2015

19

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy…

Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that.

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2015

19

Feb

Anna Kendrick Face of the Day

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I have a thing I call Anna Kendrick…where I see a girl with a weird mouth that kinda looks like she’s about to throw-up, or maybe she’s trying to swallow her chin…it used to be called PERMA-MOUTH….and the amazing thing in all this is that she managed to have a pretty lucrative acting career, and I’ve even heard people refer to her as “hot”…and that blows my fucking mind, because if she was my daughter, I’d probably have left her in the woods on a camping trip as a baby and if she found her way home, kept her for her brains…which would mean she’d never try to get into acting…but I’d never encourage her to get up in front of people and entertain them…it’s like “eat in the kitchen, we can’t stomach watching you eat, you can barely close your mouth when you’re breathing…freak…I blame your mother’s partying in the 70s for this…”…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

19

Feb

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

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I’ve been posting on Elsa Hosk for a long time. I was onto her when she was first coming up as a model, when she was doing erotic fashion nude photos, where she was naked for fashion, even though the idea of fashion is to cover up being naked, otherwise there would be no billion dollar industry, and people wouldn’t be buying their clothes because they’d just be naked…but I guess the lifestyle behind the clothing is to come in with a vision, or a higher purpose, or concept…that I guess nudity speaks to…it doesn’t matter.

She’s Swedish, she’s amazing, and she’s been poached by Victoria’s Secret, yet she still gets topless and crawls around on all fours in a thong…in what are going to be the best pictures you see today…and I should just stop here and go outside and make snowmen or some shit…instead of looking for more nonsense you’ll just skim over and not pay attention to…

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2015

19

Feb

Amber Rose Does Carnival in Trinidad of the Day

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AMber Rose has been marketing herself aggressively. Fighting with Kanye’s new family, because he married the whore who made it from a rich LA family, instead of the whore who was just a whore for rappers….and she’s bitter…but smart enough to leverage that family like they were a rapper, having their TWITTER baby so everyone notices, and getting payment in media hits, not child support, but media hits sometimes lead to financial gain…or even another rapper to get Child Support fun…

It was like the bootleg Kim, fighting with Kim, and amazingly people actually cared…giving Kanye an ego, since he didn’t already have one of those..

The highlight of the fight was her announcing that she was a stripper at 15, to which I said, 15 year strippers are never the ones raped as a child…because I understand the plight of the stripper…

And as a rebuttal to the whole thing, she went to Trinidad for Carnival…to grind on some cock…ass or not, she still looks like a dude to me…