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2015

23

Feb

Blanka Somogyi is the Hot Hipster Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Blanka Somogyi is, I don’t know what kind of name Blanka Somogyi is, it just sounds ethnic enough that if I was a rich guy in LA where she probably lives, I would totally rope her into my mansion, to sit by the pool all day, in exchange for sex and a possible greencard, because she looks hot enough for that, but more importantly, like she is from some place where they know how to take orders and thus know their roles in the world…but I am not a rich guy in LA, so I’m basing it on the hooker version of a girl with a name like Blanka Somogyi….you know the discount version…not the “Trophy Wife” meet my “model from europe girlfriend’ version…right.

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2015

23

Feb

Some Academy Award Bullshit of the Day

I did turn on the Oscars, thinking that for some reason I needed to know what was going on in Hollywood, where they celebrate their vapid existences, even though everyday in Hollywood is a celebration of people who don’t work very hard, get paid a lot of money, and think they deserve more because the world buys into their shit….

I lasted around 2-3 minutes, which was 2-3 minutes more than I normally last at anything I do….I was surprised that people on Social media still care about this shit, with network TV not dominating our minds and Hollywood being not that interesting, on all fronts…with the actors being not that good looking, or really Glamorous now that we are invited into their Social Media lives…but I guess some people over 40 still cared…

I like the move of people being more self involved, self absorbed and uninterested in this inflated bullshit world…and I guess so are all these idiots…

Here are some highlight pics – that are pretty boring…

Zoe Saldana Cleavage

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Anna Kendrick Face

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Chloe Grace Moretz is 18

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Chrissy Teigen and her Meal Ticket

Chrissy Teigen, John Legend

Dakota Johnson is Not Hot…Even When Dolled Up..

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Jennifer Aniston’s Gunt

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Jennifer Lopez Puerto Rican Dream

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Jessica Chastain Cleavage…

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Margot Robbie – Not as Fat As I thought…
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Rita Ora’s Pulling Off a Solid Scam

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Some Scarlett Johanson Waist to Hip Ratio…

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Here are some More – Irina Shayk at Vanity Fair

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Some more See Through with Rita Ora….

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Fuck the Oscars…To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:The Oscars

2015

23

Feb

Girl Takes Piss in Restaurant Trash Bin and Other Videos of the Day

Behind the Scenes at the Oscars

Wife Beats Up Husband in Public

Bare Breasted Mom and Daughter

Insane Car Accident of the Day

Dude Tries to Steal Rolex – Gets Shot

The Man who Nails Himself to a Crucifix for World Peace

Two Gas Station Employees Get Owned

Dude VS Security Guard

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2015

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Oscar weekend…and I wasn’t going to watch that bullshit…but instead I just invited a girl from TINDER over because she had big tits…so that I could stare at her tits…

It was more of a Trophy I am int…

These actors and celebrities are just shit..but big tits…they are amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hulla Hoop Star of the Day
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Patricia Arquette Doesn’t Realize Girls in Porn Get Paid More
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Murder Suicide of the Day
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Firefighters Rescue Puppy
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John Travolta Touching at the Oscars
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Cleavage at an Oscar Party
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Historically Accurate Disney Princesses
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Molly Overdose of the Day
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2015

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today I coached a sorority girl who is barely 19 – to have her first lesbian experience

I coached another girl to use a butt plug she got as a gag gift

And I negotiated another video of a girl getting fucked by two dudes at a frat party, that she didn’t really want me to see, but that she couldn’t resist sending, because I’m romantic…

All this to say, if nudes and sexting was a job and not just a creepy perversion…I’d probably be pretty top of the industry…

But my talents lie in things that don’t buy private jets…but who needs private jets when you have spread asshole pics…as you guide young girls on their sexual journey because they’ve never met you and don’t realize how disgusting, sweaty, obese and unshowered you are…

All this to say, it is Oscar weekend, where the real people who matter in our society get to massage their egos even more than they do everyday – with some massive award show that doesn’t fucking matter

I’d live blog it, and I may on TWITTER , since I haven’t been nominated this year…

Here’s an Oscar pick up like “You’re a better trophy than an Academy Award…I’d rather win an __(insert bitch’s name)___ than an Oscar”….

You’re welcome…Here are some links…

Anna Kendrick’s Farts Smell Like Farts
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Woman Arrested for Masturbating in 50 Shades Movie
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Taylor Swift Set To Nicki Minaj GIFs
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Pam Anderson’s Wrecked Face of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes Strategy is Working
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Fame Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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The Oscar Coke Statue is Amazing
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Tits Tits And More Tits
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Beyonce Cleavage
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Rihanna Bikini Pics to Celebrate her Birthday
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Elisa is the Slut of the Day
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Mila Kunis Mom Tits
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Lily Aldridge Legs
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Waka Flocka Reads 50 Shades of Grey
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Jay Z Got Hit With a Paternity Suit
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Porn Star Arrest of the Day
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere Wanting to be Raped
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28 Tampon Horror Stories That Will Seriously Freak You Out
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Women’s Golf Trick Shots
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The 20 Year Old McDonalds…
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Charles Barkely Golf Swing
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Rihanna Kinda TOpless in Another Magazine
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Annalynne McCord in the Parking Lot
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Elisabetta Canalis is an Escort Now
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Jourdan Dunn Legs
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Olivia Munn in a Magazine
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Highway Shut Down for 400 Pounds of Frozen Shit
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Robot Man Eats a Sandwich
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The Strangest and Most Bizarre Graves from Around the World
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Danica Patrick Post-Race Argument
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Adrienne Baillion in a See Through Dress
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Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart – Together
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Drug Deal of the Day
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Surfing Dolphins!
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Scarlett Johansson Mom in LEggings
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Crazy Medical Practices That People Once Thought Made Sense
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Stadium Webcam Visitor
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Girls in their Mirror Selfies
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Amber Rose VS Kanye Fight
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Emma Watson May be Dating Prince Harry – The Bootleg King
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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The Biggest Dildo Ever
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Today in Masturbation AIDS
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Fart Smeller of the Day
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How To Tell if She Has a Real Orgasm
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Greek Sluts and Their Tits
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The Caravan of Latex
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Monster Strap On
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Katie Fey Showers
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Gia Genevieve Huge Tits
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The Hottest Erotic Movies on NetFlix
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The Lesbian Whipped Cream in Ass Farting Video of the Day
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Redneck Bath!
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Reddit Amateur and her Huge Tits
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

20

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Spread Legs for Hunger Magazine of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is spread legged for Hunger Magazine, not showing any goods, probably not breaking any internet like it was Kim Karashian, who unlike her, despite all logic, is relevant, while Lohan is not….but it did probably smell really bad, and possibly broke something, probably someone’s spirit, because based on Lohan’s history, spread legged should only happy when she’s airing out her scabs…not when in rooms with people who may be exposed to the toxins….

People are positing these pics from another magazine that hit last summer as a reminder that Lohan still has tits…not that you needed a reminder…as much as we laugh at her…she’s still Lindsay Lohan and I’m her number one fan…and I still believe that she has an Academy Award win somewhere in her, behind the broken dreams, sads, addiction, feeling sorry for her entitled self, parents who sold her off, empty soul….she just needs to hire me as her life coach…because that’s the only reason I started this site…it’s always been for her/tits….I’m romantic like that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

20

Feb

Scout Willis in a See Through Dress Posing With Bush of the DAY

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Scout Willis is part of the Free the Nipple movement that all the hipsters are into, because tits aren’t a big deal and shouldn’t be criminalized or sexualized or banned off social media platforms, so together we can take our rich kid access and produce a documentary about breast feeding in public, to be the good feminists we want to be….all while dudes everywhere are like “hell yeah, we like nipples, what’s the fucking problem Christian America”…you know nipples is something I’ve been fighting for since I started this site and said “I’ll be called porn, I won’t make million in ad dollars like my blogger friends, but I won’t censor myself”…in what I like to call the dumbest decision of my life…I could use said millions that I would have made off google ad words if I didn’t show nipples right about now..so in a lot of ways, I’ve made more sacrifices for the acceptance of nipples, than these identity crisis rich kids who have no real understanding of real life issues..but instead attach themselves to anything convenient…and in this case…I dig what she’s into, posing with bush, because bush is my other fight…because I love it, but the media killed it, and that upsets me…

Either way, here’s Scout nipples for instagram posing with bush…because she’s an identity crisis rich kid….thanks Demi Moore / mom.

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2015

20

Feb

Selma Hayek in Some Magazines of the Day

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Selma Hayek is probably the hottest, most shapely, Mexicans to ever make their way over to Hollywood, despite what Eva Longoria wants you to think. You know the Mexican first generation who was spoiled and integrated into the white world, frowning on Mexicans except when it worked for her PR….or Jessica Alba, who pretends she’s not Mexican…think.

She’s got these big old boobies that anyone over 30 probably remembers being impressed by, back when boobies were a big deal, and calling them boobies didn’t make you feel like a fucking 5 year old trying to breast feed off his coddling mother…

Well, I guess she’s still around because two shoots from two magazines dropped…promoting who the fuck cares…covering up them boobies I feel like an asshole calling boobies, but will continue to call boobies, since my half Mexican roots like to think she may be my mother who left me on the orphanage steps, even though I’m older than her…

Maybe what I am experiencing is genetic attraction, and we’re related and I don’t know it, and thus I’ve jerked off to my relatives tits thanks to the adoption process…good thing it’s not incest unless she gets pregnant….

Here she is in The Edit

Here she is in L’Officel

Posted in:Selma Hayek

2015

20

Feb

Nicki Minaj is Really Bad at Instagram of the Day

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I try not to spend any time on instagram. I find it fucking boring and I generally don’t give a fuck about the amateur photoshoot any motherfucker sets up in his basement with some random girl willing to show her tits that I happen to follow because I like girls who show their tits….

The whole thing is pretty fucking repetitive, low quality, and like anything, if you over saturate something, it totally devalues it. So what was maybe exciting or different 4 years ago, is now just bullshit noise that sucks…even though people still use it…and some of those people indclude Nicki Minaj…and she’s so bad at at…

Last night, she posted all these pics of herself…I guess she liked her outfit…or maybe she couldn’t decide which one to use…smile or no smile, fuck it I’ll post them all..and I just find the whole thing fucking weird, but then again, this is some girl the record label pulled out of acting school to become Black Gaga, who they decided to turn into Lil Kim…she’s got no real identity…but it’s funny to watch her try, I guess, if you find things that are totally not that interesting funny….which luckily I do.

The flaw in this…not enough ass implant shots..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

20

Feb

Gigi Hadid in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is one of these bullshit “It-Girls” because she’s got a good marketing team behind her, good access, a very rich father that fucks all the instagram models in LA, despite being a 90 year old arab dude, instagram don’t care about that, they are the Anna Nicole Smith’s of this generation, ready to sugar baby down…and own it, because it is socially acceptable…not that that has anything to do with Gigi, her stupid name, her sports bra, or some older creepy man creeping on her in this picture…I mean, she doesn’t care what her dad sticks his dick in, so long as he keeps paying her way to be a top model, despite her subpar face that no one seems to think is subpar but me…

I guess I could just be hating on the rich kid hustle, that’s hardly a hustle, as it is served to her on a silver platter…or I could be hating that she doesn’t try to better herself or the world with her rich kid access…and instead chooses the vapid whore for brands life…but I guess that’s what LA is based on and to be top of the social channels this is how it’s done.

I’d still let her suffocate me while grinding up against my face with her pussy. Which is really all that matters.

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