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2015

25

Feb

Julia Almendra by Henrik Purienne of the Day

The photographer is Henrik Purienne and he is one of my favorite phootgraphers…he takes hot hipster nudes…and I like hipster nudes….

The models name is Julia Almendra…and she is pretty perfect. She is on INSTAGRAM

She looks like the kind of girl I would have have second thoughts not using a condom with after not using a condom with her and not in a Jesus freak, this bitch doesn’t abort kind of way, but in a “she’s a model, all she has to do all day is fuck”…kind of way…you know the kind of girl who has probably been through a lot of dudes, hence her comfort level in being topless on camera….but ultimately, since I don’t use condoms, I wouldn’t care and would instead just try to sing her love songs, showing up outside her house, trying to make her my forever girl…you know because the level of dirty and dark, combined with her overall look…makes for the kind of girl I want to have break me…

Here are the pics…

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2015

25

Feb

Kendall Jenner Celebrates 2 Million Fans with Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is officially famous…she’s reached 2,000,000 fans on instagram and she posted a cleavage pic to celebrate it…I am surprised this self involved twat didn’t do an acceptance speech like instagram followers were an Academy award, because thanks to her sister fucking dudes for money in video and Ryan Seacrest…she’s been on a TV show, an “It-Girl”….and now can command even more money for her self produced modeling…that isn’t real modeling but rather instagram model…thanks to the world putting so much weight on this…

The whole thing is dumb, but to remind you just how dumb, Kylie Jenner posted this pic in her underwear to celebrate her 2.7 Million dollar house that she got to buy…

She also wore a see through dress…

Together Kendall and Kylie Jenner did this fake art / fashion film for Pacsun …because they are talent and can do anything they are paid enough to do..

So much garbage I’d stick my dick in all at the same time…

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2015

25

Feb

Christina Milian Nipple Weirdness of the Day

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Christina Milian taped her tits to her slut blazer. Slut blazers happen when girls decide to wear blazers with no shirt underneath to showcase them tits, because them tits, are really all they have to market themselves, unless you consider being a deadbeat mom, who goes to parties all the time in Vegas like she’s not a deadbeat mom, because she has a hired team of people to handle her mom responsibilities, thanks to having lots of money from her baby daddy who gave her writing credits on some hit songs, setting her up for life financially, but forcing her to fend for herself for attention using them tits…that are all she really has to to market herself…it works for me.

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2015

25

Feb

Taylor Swift in a Skimpy Dress of the Day

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Taylor Swift was at an event that a bunch of other idiots were at…including but not limited to Lindsay Lohan….who as far as I’m concerned is the single most important person in the world, the world just doesn’t realize it or care as much as they should…they pretty much gave up on her and bring her up in passing…but don’t believe in the exceptional human being that she is and that her tits represent…but in Lindsay Lohan’s defense…these are the same people who made a lot of shitty people….including Lindsay Lohan famous…so who cares about them…

That said, Rosie Hungtington Whitely was also there…and she was amazing…

But the show stopper, only because she’s tall, an aspiring model, and pretty much the hottest thing in Entertainment, thanks to polarizing her slutty bi-sexuality and sexual deviance that comes with having so much fucking money…into a likeable character people want to believe exists…wholesome and full of heartbreak…when we all know bitches who can’t keep a man are either fucking other men, or batshit crazy…but for the sake of feel good feelings when wanting to believe in bullshit songs…no one wants to dig beneath the surface…

So here is some of her cleavage….or probably all her cleavage…her tits aren’t that big…I’m surprised there’s no nipple popping out…but not really because she has a team to maintain that image for her….but seriously, this is maximizing tit.

Here are some pics of Taylor and her BFF Cara Delevigne – Just Because Cara also showed tit…and we like tit….via instagram

To See More Pics of Rosie Huntington-Whitely at the Event

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2015

25

Feb

Natasha Galinka is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is Natasha Galinka, she was on a season of America’s Next Top Model…she is not the contestant who was sadly invovled in a triple murder in North Carolina yesterday…she’s still alive and well..She came in second on the show because America is racist and would never let a Green Card carrying contestant win over some hispanic bitch, that would be show suicide, you know shoot the fucking thing down…as Hispanics are loyal as fuck, and Russians will always been seen as the communists the nation was built on overthrowing during the cold war..

What I am trying to say is that she had deep rooted political situations working against her..but she’s still around, and that makes her a winner for me…especially when I get to look at her long legs and Russian face…I am reminded that Russians are hands down the hottest breed of woman in the world…they are what women are supposed to be..

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2015

25

Feb

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s implants are pretty interesting to talk about…but aren’t really that interesting at all…I just have nothing better to do than talk about girls who had sex with Justin Bieber when he was underage, like Miranda Kerr..

I mean, when you see her pudgy bloated face, that I am sure she’ll blame LUPUS and the steroid treatment for, you’d assume her tits are just an extension of that…you know…fat ass, fat belly, fat ass, fat titties…but in her case…the rumor is she got them tits to balance out the rest of her, to try to make sense of her, because no one likes a round bitch with no tits..

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that she’s getting some use out of them for her instagram, and probably in her sex life, since what else is there for these young millionaires to do but fuck.

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2015

25

Feb

Olivia Munn in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Olivia Munn is another one of these LA scam artists, who moved to LA, landed some low paid, low level job on a show that didn’t ever really matter, on a cable channel that doesn’t even exist anymore, but that was good enough exposure for her to get a fan base…thanks to talking about nerdy things…because nerds love girls who talk about nerdy things…and nerd find girls who talk about nerdy things hotter than they are…all because they seem down with nerdy things…it’s a huge cock tease scam, that clearly works because she’s now landing acting roles, she gets invited to all the key events…and she’s on the cover of magazines I’ve never heard of – but still on the cover of magazines…when really she should still be an assistant somewhere in Hollywood trying to get her break…

ALl this to say, if you have tits, start a youtube channel on videogames and other nerd shit, because nerds are loyals…even when these hoes aren’t..

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2015

25

Feb

Maria Menounos Ass in Leggings of the Day

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The only thing that matters when it comes to Maria Menounos, who I guess is pushing 40, is her ass…which I guess based on her Greek roots, is also her vagina…

She was the host of an entertainment show that I assume a lot of hick, trailer, American trash watch, as anyone with a little culture or cool factor, who i sunder then age of 34, probably doesn’t bother with….you know white trash middle american suburbanite, pedestrian, middle of the road shit people love tabloids…but she got cocky and decided to move onto becoming a celebrity in her own right…with a reality show..

You know how these people are, nothing is ever good enough and talking about celebs probably makes you want to kill yourself, especailly when you have an ego and are less successful than them, while being them is all you want to be…

So now she’s resorted to doing PR stunts at gyms…because anything helps her cause..and at least her ass is round…because without that…she’d really be obsolete…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE

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2015

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart Dance of the Day

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#regram @voguebrasil #aboutlastnight Brazilian girl!! Garota brasileira!! Samba no pé ???????? #Brasil #RJ #campeãs #carnaval2015 #energia #goodtimes #goodvibes #fun #dance #nonstop #samba #camaroteQUEM

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 22, 2015 at 6:41am PST

Here’s a solid video of Izabel Goulart, the Brazilian model who hasn’t taken her Catholicism too seriously by having a dozens of babies due to unprotected sex and hatred of abortions because it is God’s way…

She’s more into producing smutty videos half naked, where she’s trying to come across as a slut, just some fit as fuck Brazilian girl…who really believes in Fitness, inspiring people….to mainly jerk off to her…

And I guess with a fit fucking body comes the need to dance during Carnival…so here she is to start my day, even though it’s mid afternoon..I’m lazy and is this really newsworthy?

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2015

25

Feb