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2015

19

Feb

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip and Thonged Ass of the Day

A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Feb 17, 2015 at 3:26pm PST

Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress and thong….and also posted her own nip slip to her instagram channel, because that’s what being the most gangster bitch in the Hip Pop world, who sings about getting eaten out and having a big ass and titties, cuz that candy coated shit she was brought to market with just didn’t have the same impact….hardness or marketability…

So she posted some nip slip – and kept it up -because she loves people talking about her and jerking off to her – since she was a fat teen, this attention is all she wants…

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2015

18

Feb

Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some overrated model, who some people are talking about, and who is working with the right PR Team, getting invited to the right red carpets, and booking a few campaigns that suck in the mass retard male via Sports Illustrated…Carls Jr…and Guess…

But all I see is some Florida trash, with a shitty tan, and a Lady Gaga face, being celebrated because of them tits, when they are just fucking tits, who fucking cares about big tits, every girl has big tits now thanks to hormones in the food, we don’t need to make this one the next Kate Upton, less fat but more ugly that she’s trying so hard to be, or the Emily Ratajkowski without the ethnic flavor, and it’s fucking world…because of you Frat Boy and your misguided fucking hormones…

I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be hating so hard, I’ve been to Florida, and Florida women, in all their trailer park trash even when they are rich glory, aren’t so bad…and flinging them like feces at some Beverly Hills event, filled with rich California trash is almost a viral video…but again…

If this was some busty Florida chick I met in a bar pulling this scam off after we got her in porn, knowing it was a scam, I’d be down, but since it’s someone who doesn’t realize she’s overrated florida trash…with a pretty fucking beat face…pretending to be a model…it just annoys me…

Here are them tits…..because the rest of her is subpar….

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2015

18

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because seeing mom’s in a bikini, who get paid millions of dollars a year to be in a bikini, doing it for free while captured by the paparazzi…doing something we’ve seen a million times before…to remind you that life is pretty fucking boring, repetitive, none of this matters…especially with all the slutty real life girls you can find on the internet willing to take spread ass pics…kind of making these product pedlars nothing but the half naked equivalent of the Costco samplers, but better body, because they find those women at the retard institutions, old folks home and I guess prisons…

Either way…bikini model in a bikini on her spare time…you know burning the candle at both end…like watching a doctor save a dying person at the golf course off duty…

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2015

18

Feb

Kendall Jenner Fashion Model of the Day

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She’s tall, she’s skinny, her dad is getting a Sex Change, her half sister of some other ethnicity is a pornstar that carried the family to the mainstream, her other half sister is OJ Simspon’s daughter, her mom was an aspiring, moved to LA to party with rich men and get impregnated by them so that she could live the Beverly Hills life, rather than the dumpy aspiring model life, finally living out her dream with her amy of what is it, 6 kids that destroyed a vagina that was probably already ravaged, you know thanks to the 80s in LA, being the whore at the party, which is how she got into the party, there to service the rich men who only get off being the weirdest of sexual deviants….

Which is just the level of fucked up you need to buy your way into the fashion model life…I mean that level of trashy glamor, coupled with….a shit ton of instagram followers brands know she’ll promote them to the younger audience with…

Either way, here’s some highlights that aren’t even exciting at fashion week…she may be the best thing about the Kardashian movement, which isn’t saying much considering they are the fucking worst, and one cute girl can’t redeem that…

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2015

18

Feb

Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day

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Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period…

They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks…

This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me….

Here she is less Lesbian for Interview…

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2015

18

Feb

Margot Robbie for Vogue Australia of the DAy

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Margot Robbie is the “It Girl” from Wolf of Wall Street, who managed to break her way into the world, no idea how, but it happened…and people fucking love her…even though she doesn’t look like this in her actual life…her paparazzi pics make her look fat…but these pics make her look magical….sent from trashy Australian heaven…to drink and fuck like all Australians do…

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2015

18

Feb

Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

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Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit…

That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing…

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2015

18

Feb

Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who has done a few American campaigns….before getting knocked the fuck up and making babies, for what I assume is a Green Card, but who the fuck knows, I’ve never really heard of her. I just know she’s doing some Free the Nipple bullshit, breast feeding on social media as a political stance, and I endorse that kind of behavior, and always have….I mean it’s pretty much the reason I sit in parks in the summer during post natal yoga…as someone who hates pregnancy and reproduction…I do love milk filled tits…

Here she is with her friend for Vogue Australia

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2015

18

Feb

Georgia May Jagger in a Towel of the Day

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I have a thing for Georgia May Jagger, not because she is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns….

But because she’s hot…and not because I am a huge Rolling Stones fan and want anything Mick Jagger creates in my mouth, or worse, because I’ve been watching his lips like I was David Bowie since the 70s, thinking how good they would be on my dick, until realizing “ewwe that’s gay”….before realizing they come in a vagina equipped version…

Either way, here she is in a Towel…

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2015

18

Feb

Carmen Ejogo for Violet Grey of the Day

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Her name is Carmen Ejogo, she’s a racially ambiguous actress from the UK, who I assume is like a Halle Berry of the UK, you know where the Royal Family bring her in to court jester as they do in England, those racist blue blooded royals..and their use of black folk…that are hardly black at all, but black enough to be considered black when accepting an academy award…without making all the execs nervous…

That said, she’s 41, she’s in this magazine, and she’s fucking amazing to look at…which is saying alot because cut off age for me is 25 when it comes to hotness…everything else is “I guess I’ll do this because it’ll be a story, and old ladies have vaginas, a little dryer and looser, but still vaginas, so whatever”.. that is better than fucking trannies…

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