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2015

07

Feb

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy

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I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great…

Here’s the shitty scissioring…

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2015

06

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for a Magazine of the Day

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Just yesterday…a wise man….wrote:

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be doing this nudity shit, she’s a mom now, filled with plastic surgery and disgusting…10 years later…and people like seeing it…who the fuck cares..but apparently everyone cares..

I like to think it is because they think of her as a public restroom that has been fucked so many times and is just running the best scam in modern hitory…the Tila Tequila that worked out…and people are into her naked because naked is awesome, even when it is gross, because you can point and laugh…

So here she is being “artistic” and fashion, instead of just fading the fuck out…and your interest in this Barnyard animal..is the real problem here…

Here are the pics..it’s all a dumpy and disgusting joke…

Here’s More

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

06

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy

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People are so excited about these Jennifer Lawrence posing with a snake for Vanity Faire, ripping off a picture by Richard Avedon, that they’ll call a tribute, but that I call having no ideas of their own…

I guess people don’t realize that with a little google action, you can probably find her butthole from her leaked pics…pics that turned her from a boring overrated actress to someone I appreciate..thanks to the basic getting naked in selfies to either send people she fucks to jerk off to….or because that’s just what slutty girls with too much time on their hands do…and either way..she had great tits in those pics.and I guess still does….and this is how they look according to Vanity Fair.

I’m drunk.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2015

06

Feb

Bieber and Ellen Make Out With Each Other of the Day

Ellen and Justin Beiber decided to come up with the lesbian prank of them both making out in a bathroom stall…because that’s just the way lesbians fuck….and everyone is freaking out about it, like it’s a wild and crazy thing…but what they should be freaking out about is the fact that Justin Bieber and Ellen look the fucking same…it’s like they are interchangeable and this is a masturbation scene…and I don’t know if it is worse for Ellen to look like a Tween boy…or for a Tween boy to look like a seasoned Lesbian in her 50s…but I do know that whatever going on here in this video..is the devil’s work…and freaking me the fuck out…

Posted in:Ellen

2015

06

Feb

Charli XCX Grabbing At Her Tits of the Day

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Charli XCX is a new…..up and coming star…and I have never heard any of her music, but I like that she’s playing the edgy hipster who doesn’t give a fuck…you know the performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…while making possessed by a demon, as if she was sent here from the gates of hell to win over the fucking world through song….and I figure the more naked, slutty a performer is, the more interesting she is to try to jerk off to..

Either way, Charli XCX is on the map…and I like how she handles herself…like a true lady.

Someone make a GIF

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2015

06

Feb

Chrissy Teigen Useless Monster of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen has been getting work…which amazes me, because before this year, she was just doing shit for free, but then her husband from a marriage she leverages the fuck out of – because that’s what whores who think they are responsible for 50 percent of his money…do…

So instead of her being a housewife who just lives off her allowance…she puts herself out there as this annoying outspoken social media personality…when not getting botox and fatter and fatter…and people still respond to her in a positive way…

What I would tell the brands that hire her, is that they’d be better off spending the 100k on a Dairy Cow…because it would look better in a bikini, be more viral because who puts a bikini on a cow…other than every SI Swimsuit featuring Kate Upton and the recent LOVE MAGAZINE Kim K shoot…and most importantly…at least the Dairy cow can produce milk….so it serves an actual purpose..rather than just filling up the world with the methane gas farts that come out of the asshole that is her mouth…

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Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2015

06

Feb

Julianne Hough’s Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Dancing with the Stars, Ryan Seacrest fucking, Julianne Hough posted a pictures of her in what I assume is a Sports bra…or sleazy dancing top…because she knows that if she wasn’t rich and connected, her dance career like so many other professionally trained dancers would end in the strip club doing lap dances…I guess…part of her wishes it ended up that way…because that’s where true dancers live, work,.and make strangers cum for money…the whoue thing is highly erotic….

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2015

06

Feb

Jessica Lowndes in Bikini of the Day

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Being Canadian, I am obligated to write at least one Canadian post a week, it’s how communism works, and this week’s Canadian who I’ve never met, even though Canada is like a small friendly town, that can have the occassional cunts who think they are bigger and better than Canada, like Jessica Lowndes, who has gone to LA all entitled to be on some shitty TV show no one cares about, only to end up resorting to intagram bikini pics to hope that people notice…because if they don’t notice, her work Visa will expire, and she’ll be forced by home to work community theater or some shit…so everyone, do as she says, and look at her ass..

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2015

06

Feb

Ashley Benson for FHM of the Day

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I’ve been doing this a long time and I am an alcoholic, so I get pretty confused as to whether I’ve seen these pictures before or not. It’s like my memory shot, coupled with not giving a fuck about chubby Ashley Benson, who is very famous in some circles, like Instagram, thanks to instagram being a fucking lie, but more importantly, thanks to her being on a very popular show…

I think she’s most interesting when fucking in a threesome for Harmony Korine, but even that wasn’t so hot…but it was good enough…like this pics for FHM UK…that you’ve probably already seen before…they are good enough…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

06

Feb

Dania Ramirez in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Dania Ramirez is some 35 year old actress who has been on a few shows, like Entourage…and Heroes…back when she wasn’t 35 years old…apparently she’s on some show called Devious Maids, that one of my friends watches religiously, because he’s very fucking weird, based on Eva Longoria’s other life, had she not become a Hollywood star, but rather a Hollywood mexican who works for those stars…

I think her more interesting work is her self shot bikini photoshoot for twitter, that she clearly felt the need to post a fucking lot of pics of because girls lke people to jerk off to them. It’s a fact….I read it in Cosmo…

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