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2015

06

Feb

Sports Illustrated’s “First Plus Sized Model” of the Day

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I think the better PR play on this whole Plus Sized model thing, is not calling the models plus sized models, because if you are really trying to be politically correct, they should just do what they did with Kate Upton, squeeze her into bikinis that are too small for her, and pretend she’s a model…the people will listen…the people will believe…but the second you say – Plus Sized…you’re pretty much saying fat bitch in a bikini because it is good for business….

I am convinced this is not their first Plus Sized model…I am sure if they had a weigh in – Kate Upton would lose…

Here name is Robyn Lawley … I’ve posted her fat chick tits before…but no one celebrates me.

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Posted in:Robyn Lawley|Sports Illustrated

2015

06

Feb

Rihanna Chilling in Sharks of the Day

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I know at least one person who wishes that this is what actually happened to Rihanna one fateful day in Barbados…when she was 13 years old…before ever seducing the UK record exec into selling her off to Jay Z…and turning her into a popstar….only the way I envision it…it would be far less glamourous…and a lot more gory….not that I hate Rihanna, or love Shark attacks….I just like to see the cost vs contribution she’s made in her career, and I can pinpoint anything good – or of value..so she’s really just polluted her way through american pop culture…from her little island..in what may be revenge for the White man importing her ancestors there to work the plantation…or maybe…she actually thinks she’s doing good…

Ultimately, who cares….go look at the KIm K magazine pics…they have more shit stain saucer sized nipples in them….

Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video:

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

06

Feb

Eva Longoria Gets a Wedgie of the Day

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People fucking love Eva Longoria. I don’t know what it is about her, but if you ever end up talking to anyone about her, no one calls her out for being a self hating Mexican…or for having a big vagina from marrying some massive black basketball player….or even for being old, and a bit of a scam, who’s only real success has been on a shitty soap opera show for the average american…they don’t care that she’s probably high maintenance and cunty….all they see is her for her philanthropy…or for her marketed as being a babe ass….

Well, all I see is her pants jacked up her ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2015

06

Feb

Some Victoria’s Secret Because It is Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show….

I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do..

Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively…

TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

06

Feb

Imogen Thomas Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Imogen Thoams is…I just know that I am looking at her vagina eating her bathing suit and it’s not that magical….but it’s better than not looking at a vagina eating a bathing suit.right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Imogen Thomas

2015

06

Feb

Kicking Beer Off Girl’s Head Fail and Other Videos of the Day

Brazilian Escort Partying with Police and Playing with Their Guns

Escape artist Dog

The Man Who Pisses on the Public Bathroom

Granny Avoids Dying

Out of Control Truck

Maniac Gets Shot By Police

Beer Drinking Cockroach…

Karoke Queen in Barbados

The Dude Jerking Off in a Restaurant

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I guess I should update the site…even though it’s the Grammys and everyone knows that the world ends when the Grammy’s happen…everything stops…at least that’s my excuse for doing blow with crackheads with fat asses, which is an unusual thing, usually crackheads are emaciated, until 6 in the morning….

That said, earlier today some little kid just said “daddy that man is following us” I was like “don’t compliment yourself – even if I was into that you’re not that cute sweetheart. ”

Here are some links…

Victoria’s Secret Give Valentine’s Day Advice
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The First SI Plus Sized Model isn’t the First SI Plus Sized Model
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Britney Spears Lingerie Looks Legit
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Tinder Whore of the Day
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Polar Bear Roams the Streets of London
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Girls Who Bend at the Waist are Pretty Magical…even though All Girls Technically Bend at the Waist…
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Charlotte McKinney Looks Like Broken Down Florida Trash
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Mila Kunis Likes Her Tits
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The Dirt Bike Dog
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Celebrities as Little People is Some Weirdness
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s something really depressing about being in the suburbs and really experiencing what white “people of the church”…normals are like…especially when they are in the form of a hot as fuck 25 year old pushing around three annoyed under 3 year olds…walking into Walmart or some other shitty store..to save a few bucks from their husbands shitty pay check…so that they can go on the missionary retreat to africa or central america with their church…it’s such a fucking waste…so I always try to look at them or say inappropriate things to them or next to them…like today I faked a phone call where I discussed rimming a strange girl’s asshole on our first encounter…while high on coke….turns out Jesus freaks don’t like this Jesus and give dirty fucking looks and even ask you to shut up…that’s not very Godly…

But these stepLINKS are…

50 Shades of Grey is Too Porny for Malaysia
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Are These Fake Titties Too Big
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Rihanna’s Eaten By a Shark Shoot
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Just a Couple of Fame Whores and Their Wet Nipples
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Dane Cook Flexing His Muscles
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The New Magic Mike Trailer
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Jessica Alba in a Sweater
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Football Players Dance…
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Slut of the Day
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X-Rays of Things Stuck Up Butts
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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Charlotte McKinney’s Big Trashy Tits Attend Some Event
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Referee Lays Down the Law
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Paul Blart 2 Exists…
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis Promoting Her Tits
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Jennifer Lopez Nipples…
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The Greatest Pro Wrestlers of All Time
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Magic Golden Retriefer
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Eva Longoria and Melanie Griffith Hug it Out
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Double Ended Dildo
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Radio Shack is Broke
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Poltergeist Remake No One Asked For
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Hover Board Prank…
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Kelly Brook in a Sports Bra….
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Seahawks Fan Obituary is Hilarious
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Octopus Camouflage
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Lindsay Lohan Lives
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Bouncing GIFs
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Playboy Germany Calendar Hotness
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Madonna Premiered Her New Video on Snapchat
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Underwater Nudity
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Vagina Infection of the DAy
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Webcam Teen and her 14 Inch Dildo
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Don’t Let an Anal Prolapse Stop You
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THrowback Penthouse Dominatrix Issue
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Extreme Booty
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Hot Ass Fingers
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for Love Magazine of the Day

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It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

I’ve already mentioned this issue of Love MAgazine they are milking…at least once in reference to her diaper looking ass HERE ….make it stop.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

05

Feb

Pornstar Julia Ann Sings the Diarrhea Song of the Day

Her name is Julia Ann. Apparently, she’s a pornstar, I know very little about porn stars, because I don’t watch porn. I don’t find it erotic or sexy and I don’t find the girls all that hot or exciting, most importantly, because I get get everyday girls, who are actually hot, and not as broken or as eager to be seen by men everywhere, jerked off to by men everywhere, but still into men jerking off to them….who talk to me to send me shit all the time…

I mean thanks to porn, the younger generation is fucked and that’s a good thing, I just rather focus on that fucked generation than the pornstars…

That said, this Pornstar, Julia Ann sings the Diarrhea song, something she does on set…is pretty funny.

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