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2015

26

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day

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The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird….

It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go.

I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school…

She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released….

I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship..

These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her.

To see more pics of her looking hot at an event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

26

Feb

Terry Richardson for Playboy of the Day

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This may or may not be exciting…..Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to do his own edition, which is probably a childhood dream of his, seeing as he’s a pervert photographer who kind of recreated the snapshot erotica of the 70s, with his NYC friends in the early 2000s, before becoming a 50,000 – 100,000 dollar a day photographer that all the brands hired…

You know, a natural born pornographer, who went mainstream, because unlike other people in pornography, he fucked on camera for perceived art, not smut…even though art is bullshit…

So what it comes down to is that Playboy is trying to be more on the fashion kick, they are hiring better photographers, not that Terry is a great photographer, but he gets hot girls to do crazy things, and it is a nice change of pace from when HEF just booked stripper looking chicks with fake tits…you know how it is…fashion porn is everywhere…

Here are some updated pics…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2015

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Don’t Care ABout No Grammar Do of the Day

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I didn’t bother reading this bullshit diatribe rant that I assume Selena Gomez wrote and felt inclined to post as an instagram photo because she is a self involved, self righteous little cunt, and probably felt it was some inspirational moment being channeled through her like she was the prophet mohammed or the dude who started scientology…or whatever the fuck cult she’s trying to run…with her god complex…that happens when you’re young, rich, trained by Disney and have a team of people sucking your little pudgy dick clit…

I did bother reading the caption where she announces to all her fans that she doesn’t care about Grammar…because she is an uneducated fuck who doesn’t need an education…and who doesn’t need an education because she’s rich as fuck….but she should probably not tell her retard fans…who are probably in high school, have no hope of ever being a rich Selena Gomez…that Grammar is dumb..and this right here, is the message these leaders of the future generation are giviing “Post selfies…it’ll all be ok”….

Insane use of her influence…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

26

Feb

Pregnant Sword Swallower and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Party Girl

Shopkeeper Not Scared of Thieves with Guns

Customer Wants Refund After Seeing Mouse in Burger King

Slap of the DAy

African Truck of the DAy

Drunk Sisters Fighting..

Not So Handicapped – Handicapped Parker of the Day

Double Knock Out

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The good thing about being broke as fuck, you know resorting to stealing 20 dollars from my wife’s purse to drink, is that I know when I get with girls, they aren’t opportunists trying to gold dig or get ahead…they are with me for me…I mean that or because they are passed out in the back of the bar and I’m taking what I feel they want me to take…because they are too drunk to say no….

It’s a much more pure love that all these people using each other for personal gain…and climbing that ladder…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Redheads
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The Most Talented Musician on the Internet
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Couple Recreates Famous Movie Kisses
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Old Lady in a Bikini Running
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Random Fame WHore in a Bikini
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Charli XCX Side Tit
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Lindsay LOhan and her Brother Got a Restraining Order
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Angry Cockatoo Throws a Fit
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Margot Robbie is Good…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

25

Feb

Madonna Video of the Day

I’ve seen Madonna in person, like 10 feet or less away from me. She has massive tits and she was wearing lingerie as outterwear, and if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, it’d be amazing, and at 100 fucking years old…it was amazing…but not as amazing as seeing her pulled off stage…this shit is so good…the meme of the year…and it’s only February…

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Posted in:Madonna

2015

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimnes….things happen….

Othertimes….stepLINKS happen…

This is one of those stepLINKS times….filled with amazing gems….I scoured the internet finding your unappreciative ass…as I go out, get drunk, and hopefully find an affordable hooker to numb all my pain…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Asses
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AMerica’s Next Top Model – Deadh
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Chris Farley For University of Wisconsin
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Courtney Cox Flashback Nipples
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Fastest Perfect Bowling Game
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New Bill Cosby Rapist Got Raped During Bill Cosby Acting Class…Because Bill Cosby is Really Known for his Acting…
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Christina Milian Nipple Tape
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Alexis is the Slut of the Day
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Pregnant as Fuck Jessica Biel
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Taylor Swift on Her Belly Button Bikini Pic
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Naya Rivera is Pregnant
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Bella Thorne Titty
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Student Creates Functional Bat Suit
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Kerrie McMahon is Amazing
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Dakota Fanning Legs!
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Cat and Mouse VS Lion
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The Grossest Things Ever Found in Packaged Foods
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See Through Shirt of the Day
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34 Genius Grocery Shopping Hacks
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Victoria’s Secret Girls with Bras
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Pornstar in a Bikini
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Lady Gaga on American Horror Story
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Braless Girl You Won’t Care About
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Some FKA Twigs Bullshit
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Cara Delevingne TITS!
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Margot Robbie is Pantsless
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60 Dog Underbites You Won’t Be Able to Handle
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Boring Catalog Bikini Pics of the Day
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Duck Tales REboot
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Hot Girls in Short Shorts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Cheerleader Deep Throats a Sex Machine
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Hot Wheelchair Girl Does the Splits
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International Micropenis Awareness Day
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Lesbian Breast Milk
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Gangsters Caught Slipping
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Old Man with Hands Up gets Tased
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Titty Strut
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Thief Hit the Wrong Car
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Dude Gets Naked at the Airport
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MMMM ASS MILK
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Fetish of the Day
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Wriklked TIt…
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Naked in the Make-Up Room
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Kelly Madison – Big Boobs
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Rihanna Boob
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Chrissy Teigen Eating a Burger
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Marcia Cross Vintage Nudity
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

25

Feb

Lindsay Hancock Fashion Nudity with Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is an Amazing LA Based photographer, who shoots with so many amazingly beautiful models, in pictures that are so beautifully shot, you almost feel bad jerking off to them. You know the whole fashion and art nudity that isn’t porn, but should be porn, since I want to get my face up in it….and rub the pics all over me…in what would probably be a creepy scene….

The amazing model is Lindsay Hancock…you’ve seen her before in other variations of her name…you’ll see her again…thank god…because she is fucking magical…a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark, scary world..She’s fuckign solid…

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

25

Feb

Beyonce’s Shirt of the Day

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I guess now that Beyonce has moved to LA to be amongst the equally rich and famous, only a little more sun soaked….and a lot less urban…she’s getting into the paparazzi groove, something she’s obviously used to being Beyonce, but it just seems like it is worst in LA…and I guess she’s using it as an opportunity to work them milk filled mom tits, unless those are just fat chick tits, or maybe they are implants as these famous people do…who knows…I just know she’s flaunting tit…tit that she probably tries to distract Jay Z from fucking other girls with…but that probably doesn’t stop him as being a billionaire rapper who owns Rihanna…probably likes dipping it other things…but Beyonce, politically, is good for business…here’s her shirt..

All this to say…I prefer Nicki Minaj’s nip slip…another phony rappper….who pretends to identify with her black roots, when really I just think she’s mocking it…and cashing in…a theory proved in her early carer…and more importantly…proved in the fact the record execs found her in an acting school…

So much light skinned girl in this post…I could just shit myself…all it is missing is Christina Milian, but I posted those earlier….

To See The Rest of the Pics of Beyonce Open Shirt CLICK HERE

Posted in:Beyonce

2015

25

Feb

Julia Almendra by Henrik Purienne of the Day

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The photographer is Henrik Purienne and he is one of my favorite phootgraphers…he takes hot hipster nudes…and I like hipster nudes….

The models name is Julia Almendra…and she is pretty perfect. She is on INSTAGRAM

She looks like the kind of girl I would have have second thoughts not using a condom with after not using a condom with her and not in a Jesus freak, this bitch doesn’t abort kind of way, but in a “she’s a model, all she has to do all day is fuck”…kind of way…you know the kind of girl who has probably been through a lot of dudes, hence her comfort level in being topless on camera….but ultimately, since I don’t use condoms, I wouldn’t care and would instead just try to sing her love songs, showing up outside her house, trying to make her my forever girl…you know because the level of dirty and dark, combined with her overall look…makes for the kind of girl I want to have break me…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Henrik Purienne