2015
04
Feb
Gigi Hadid is America’s favorite Arab…who the Muslim world probably frowns upon….because she poses half naked…instead of practices the rules of their religion. You know one who got away, making you think that maybe under the sheets live some serious fucking babes, but your racist ass probably attributes to her white mom…
All this to say, rich girl who can do anything she wants…anytime she wants decides to do this..
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2015
04
Feb
Katherine Heigl is a bit of a monster, who I would expect to see in underwear bottoms like this, even if it is for a movie…the idea of her in something sexy, would just be confusing…because despite her big tits…she’s a bit of a man, or at least has the sex appeal of a man..and the fact that she had her kid out of wedlock, to be a single mom, makes me think..she may like being the man….and I guess woman..because she doesn’t need no man…to get in the way of her life…the whole thing is so slutty!!
I’ve always found her pretty sloppy…but sloppy girls get love all the time…so here are the screenshots from whtaever the fuck this is…either a movie, or tv show…because you know at home, she only wears the strap on…
Posted in:Katherine Heigl
2015
04
Feb
Alicia Silverstone is pretty old now, but when she was “relevant”, she was one of those actresses that I didn’t understand all the hype around. She had a bit of a wonky face and I just couldn’t get down with it…if anything the only thing I liked that she’s ever done was a few years ago, when she fed her baby like a bird feeds its babies…pre-chewed…that shit was up on some porno fetish shit…
Well, apparently she’s got hard nipples, which in case you didn’t know, is all a girl really needs to be doing to seem like she’s keeping busy…to a pervert like me who doesn’t watch TV or really bother using google, I’m too busy sexting for that.
Posted in:Alicia Silverstone
2015
04
Feb
Emma Watson was in a movie called Regression that I assume all of the Emma Watson fans, who are some of the creepiest of creepy dudes, very into the whole Harry Potter thing, watching her grow up before their eyes, while falling in absolute love with her, despite her being 14…
Well this is apparently her sex scene in the movie where she’s fucking her dad…not her real dad…but I could be wrong, I don’t care about these things..
Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW
2015
04
Feb
So apparently, Micaela Schaefer, doesn’t miss any opportunity to have a German based publicity stunt, because I guess she’s a brand ambassador for Germany, and a lot better than their brand ambassador in the 40s..
I don’t know what this Bear event is, but it seems to have less HIV than Bear events I am used to…..
I like that she’s a naked, stripper looking girl with big dreams, big tits, and is taking it upon herself to make those dreams happen, even if I have no idea what those dreams are, other than being naked in public…it looks like she made it….
I just wonder how she made a business out of this, I assume hooking…because that’s how I function….and what it comes down to is that at least she does this…it may not take much…but at least it happened…she’s sent from heaven..a very basic, willing to get naked for attention heaven….that all girls should come from…
Posted in:Micaela Schaefer
2015
04
Feb
Luci Ford , is as far as I’m concerned, the next big thing….
She’s been doing all kinds of shoots, she’s awesome on snapchat, and she’s hot as fuck…or at least hot enough for me to post any pics I see of her, in hopes that she sees them and finds my love poems in the form of slanderous posts on people, is endearing and that she just can’t get enough of it, ending in a double wedding, a bunch of babies…and forever happiness…after we meet in Canada for a shoot, and end up getting stranded in a snowstorm ,forced to kill off my wife and use her fat as fuel for the fire…you know a traumatic experience that you can only fall in forever love with the person you experience it with…kind like cast members on Survivor, since no one else knows their struggle…
Either way, Luci Ford…
Posted in:Luci Ford
2015
04
Feb
Candice Swanepoel posted a couple of hot pics to her social media, I like them because she’s hot, and it reminds me that if you have enough money you can own people, because this is probably mandated as part of her Victoria’s Secret contract, because they know how many girls would work for them for free, and that they made Candice the hot commodity that she is, and that she owes them, so much that they essentially take advantage of her….
Here’s a Victoria’s Secret Gallery for Valentine’s Day….and this is their second busiest time of the year…where they hit up all the men who can’t put any real thought or creative into their gifts for their low expectation, mall shopping girls…who would rather they save their extra money for a trip to Vegas or Disney World…I mean they’ve been waiting their whole life for it, but could never muster up the 500 dollars it costs to fly and stay in Vegas for a weekend….even though I can come up with 500 dollars and I am a broken drunk…that’s just poor financial planning on your end…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2015
04
Feb
The highlight of my life was when I was tipped off that this obscure twitter account was Amanda Bynes after her breakdown. You know one of those anonymous accounts that people only find out about when she sends the press release and the paparazzi, but that I randomly connected with before it blew up…and we interacted…
The highlight of Amanda Bynes’ life was probably not interacting with me on twitter after all the arrests, rehab visits, nose dives into hell….it was probably back when she was at the top of her game…
But who cares about Amanda Bynes, I mean unless she’s in a scandal no one gives a fuck..I only care because she looks like a bloated Russian hooker I once got a handjob from….I think she ended up dying…but I’ll never forget that magic….especially not now that Amanda Bynes looks like her…and is bringing up all those memories of that firm grip…
All this to say, I’m a fan.
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Posted in:Amanda Bynes
2015
04
Feb
2015
04
Feb
Want to know what isn’t exciting – going to the hospital because you were found passed out drunk in a snowbank bleeding from your head. It’s like 2 am amongst sick people, dying people, when all you have a a head injury that you could very well Natasha Richardson with, but that you’re too drunk to really care and more importantly, not drunk enough to know this hangover will fucking suck.
At least I made friends with a 45 year old crackhead who looks 85, having some kind of convulsion….And by Friends I mean I was staring at her exposed nightmare of a vagina….real life sexting….and it is awful…..
The full moon happened last night!
Here are some morning links….
BikinI Bridge Boners
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Will You be My Instagram Girlfriend
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Randy Quaid’s AMazing Video
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Every 90s Commercial
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Topless Activists in Brazil
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Farrah Abraham Tits.
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People Drink Sewage!
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Italian Grandmother Gets a Strike
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Game of Thrones Actor Lifts Log
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Daredevil Has a Trailer
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Replay – Channing Tatum Checking Out Mom Tits
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Water Ho
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Hot Yoga Poses
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Multiple Car Accidents
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