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2015

22

Jan

Christina Milian’s Reaching Hard of the Day

I’ve been seeing Christina Milian all over the internet for the last few days, and I wondered what the fuck was going on, just not really, because even if Christina Milian was shoved down my throat in a basement room I was held hostage in, strapped to a chair to watch only Christina Milian clips, I probably wouldn’t notice her…but she fucking wants you to…

Turns out, she’s got a TV show she’s peddling, trying to be the next Kim Kardashian, because she had a taste of fame, and got Pregnant instead of trying to grow that, and even being the secondary host of a hugely famous show…The Voice…

I mean shes’ been getting nipples pierced, putting her tits out there, and the whole thing would seem desperate, but I don’t think anyone really notices, she’s been on this “look at my mom body” thing since she had her kid and no one cared…

I guess some people got it, other people just fucked a few of the right people to get this far, but still aren’t bothered with because they are useless…even with tits…

Here are those tits…

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2015

22

Jan

Kate Hudson in Some Fitness Gear Campaign of the Day

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Kate Hudson still has a cute booty, which is amazing, considering the amount of various things that have passed through it. From a suicidal Owen Wilson, to rockstars, producers and other actors…babies, sex toys, random household objects…possibly drugs she was smuggling to wherever her wild life took her and whatever the fuck else she tried to fill the void of being an actors’ kid, who became an actor of her own….whether talented or deserving or not, I mean not that acting requires talent…and being a cute bratty rich kid with the right connections is enough to carry her into her 40s…and I guess it is…

Here she is doing some campaign for a fitness line, that I guess is designed for moms, because who the fuck remembers Kate Hudson under the age of 35…I’m guessing no one.

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2015

22

Jan

Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jan 22, 2015 at 3:28am PST

Izabel Goulart may be full of shit with her fitness strategy, it may just be a way for her to get noticed, or likes and follows, or instagram campaigns…

You know, a way where she can take her international success as a bikini model, and create something bigger than just posing half naked….you know where she can crawl around in fitness gear giving no practical advice on how to get her body, but rather just show that she’s got that body from working out everyday…because with that body she makes bank…

I don’t think her hustle, it’s transparency or useless really matters…I mean watching a girl moves like this, fitness or not, can be jerked off to..and that’s better viewed on a screen than in person…because as long as you’re in private…you can’t get arrested….

And here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jan 20, 2015 at 6:51am PST

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

22

Jan

In Bed with Lady Gaga of the Day

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There’s something about Lady Gaga laying in bed that terrifies me. They are saying that she’s not wearing Make-Up and I don’t think that is it, I mean even with her over-the-top tranny make-up, she’s a fucking nightmare….but I guess when she’s in her over-the-top tranny make-up, you can see her for the clown that she is…you know the ugly girl who knows she’s ugly…but when she’s in bed like this….she just looks like a bad drunken decision you’re trying to figure out, kick out, and are just happy you did kill off when you woke up to it because you thought it was an intruder…it’s happened to all of us.

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2015

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Doing Pilates of the Day

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Kelly Brook is trying to trick you with her big titties….you know into knowing she exists, despite pushing 40, being from the UK, and only having one American success, which was some barely popular movie she got topless in, because she was a titty model in her past life in the UK, because she has big tits, but like most girls with big tits, she’s got big everything else, no matter how hard she pretends to be working out here…she’d never do anything to compromise them tits, they are all she got…they are all she’s worth…without them…she’s just a sloppy belly…

Here are her staged workout pics no one cares about.

TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE BANK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2015

22

Jan

Naked Woman VS Gas Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Femen in Davos for the World Economic Forum

Dude Doesn’t Like a Knife Pulled On Him

Texting Kid Gets Slammed By a Drunk Driver

Daycare Worker of the Day

Unhappy Girl of the Day

Epic Glass Door Fail

Page 3 is Back…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

22

Jan

Aubrey Plaza’s Ned Rifle Sex Scenes of the Day

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People love Aubrey Plaza…so I guess they’ll love seeing her big pep, shit stain, saucer nipples getting fucked from behind by what looks like a fat creepy homeless dude….something we can all relate to….

She’s from Parks and Rec, a show I’ve never seen. I remember her from bad College Humor videos, you may remember her as SPREAD ASS ICLOUD HACK ….and what it ultimately comes down to, is in a world filled with girls getting naked, it may seem like nothing special when another girl comes along and gets naked…but it does…..it always does…

Now go rent Ned Rifle to see the rest of the movie….

Or you can look at her ass and vag while filming “Dirty Grandpa”

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2015

22

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Asked to Twirl of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a hot little tennis body, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich. I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide…

That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, and I guess not a monster, but she does post pictures of her playing tennis by my shitty house on instagram, and I am always tempted to get off my couch to watch, since tennis is porn to me, tennis girls are porn to me, and I figure why not go experience porn first hand….but then I remember I don’t leave my house..

Anyway, she’s hit the media hard, because during the Australian Open win, the announcer asked her to twirl, like she was a beauty pageant girl and not a tennis pro, and the feminists fucking hate it…I guess they don’t realize girl tennis is all about short skirts, and orgasmic grunts…and panty flashes…

Either way, she’s pretty cute, I wish her twirl ended with crawling around on all fours…

Sidenote…she has a twin sister.

Posted in:Eugenie Bouchard

2015

22

Jan

Dakota Johnshon Naked for The Weeknd’s New Song of the Day

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The Weeknd is a huge Canadian success, probably thanks to Drake, but what the fuck do I know, I don’t keep track of these things, I just know that he still lives in Toronto, despite all his fame, and he fucks all kinds of local ratchet girls, or at least he did, because that’s what you do when you have all this international fame and you go back to your hometown, where the only person more famous than you is Drake, and he’s off fucking Rihanna and other top tier famous people, leaving herds of groupies with mouths wide open…and ready for dick…

That said, this is his new video with Dakota Johnson for 50 Shades of Grey…and apparently she’s naked in it. 2 Million listens in a day….I think this movie may be huge…

Posted in:Dakota Johnshon

2015

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Being a professional sexter is a pretty unfulfilling life….

It’s just a lot of disappointing masturbation sessions…that involve real people instead of porn….so that they can judge you for you inability to get hard…while porn never does…

But I’ll keep doing it – because I prefer living in the prison hell I built myself…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Squeezing into Jeans
GO

Bed of the Day
GO

Kim Kardashian has Been Taking Selfies Since She Was 4
GO

Thug Life Compilation….
GO

Lea Michele Cleavage….
GO

Fleshlight Promo Video
GO

Behati in Lingerie….
GO

Demi Lovato Panty Flash…
GO

Obama Throws Shade
GO

Hot Girls in Bed….
GO

Dance Lessons from Kat Graham Vampire Diaries
GO

Man Brought Mom’s Corpse to Bank to Make a Withdrawal
GO

Man Street Twerk
GO

Porn Star Sings You are My Sunshine
GO

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