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2015

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I always laugh at dudes who catch feelings for girls they fucked once, it’s like dude…you just won the lottery, you saw her asshole, if you were smart you licked her asshole, and now everytime you hear her name, or see her you can say to yourself – remember the time I saw her asshole…it’s like what, you want her to be your wife, homo, your mission should be targeting the next girl who’s asshole you want to see

I’m drunk…but I still did the stepLINKS>..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ridiculous Assese
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Alexis Arquette on Fucking Jared Leto
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Cleavage
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Man Bulldozes House with Wife’s Stuff in It
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Lohan Tits to Celebrate Her Bora Bora Anal Disease
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Abigail Ratchford from Whore to Whore Invited to Events
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Slut of the Day
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Miranda Kerr’s New Lingerie Pics
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Kennedy Summers Bikini
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Liv Tyler Pregnant
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Billy Corgan Warned Manson About McGowan
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24 Sexiest Superbowl Ads
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The 60 Hottest Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLIX
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Angriest #deflategate Fans on the Internet
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The Craziest Ideas on Shark Tank
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A Link to Girls in Lingerie….
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The Most Clutch Athletes in Sports Today
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Guess The Actresses Ass
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Leggigns
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Dakota Johnson in a Skirt
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Curvy Girl of the Day
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ESPN Analyst Uses Pornhub in a Link
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Jeans
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The Best Super Bowl Foods
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Jennifer Connelly’s Tits are Boring
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Christina Milian Legs
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Bieber Asked for his Comedy Central Roast
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Lesbians are the New Lesbians
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Gigi Paris Catalog Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Aniston’s Arms
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Times Square in the 80s
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Captain America of the day
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Pornstar Sings You Are My Sunshine
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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A COuple of Girls in the Bath
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Some Busty Chick…
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A Couple Girls SHowing Tits Together
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Fashion Week Nip Slip
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Marisa Miller Nude
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Girl Love
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Guy Needs Help Pulling Something Out of His Head
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I wonder if she’s a hooker..
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Japanese Weirdo Porn of the Day
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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I don’t think this is Iggy Azalea’s Sex Tape – The Dick is the Wrong Color
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Jan

Vaginal Weight Lifter of the Day

Her name is Kim Anami…she’s a Vaginal Weightlifter on instagram…and that blows my fucking mind….and not in a good way…in a wtf kind of why would you put this on instagram and how is this appropriate behavior on instagram, when my pics get flagged everyday…oh right…feminism…or maybe just maybe she’s selling a book on doing kegels and other vagina exercises to have a power vag….feminism…

Apparently she’s a surfer…which makes the whole thing even weirder…but her real star talent is her PC muscle ability…that I am sure allows her pussy to grab other even the smallest dick before jerking it off inside her…

Here’s what she had to say:


I Lift with My Vagina New year, new vagina. It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for: Vaginal Kung Fu 2015

Follow her on INSTAGRAM ….or don’t…weird…

Here are her pics…

Posted in:Weird

2015

21

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Panty Flash of the Day

I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank…

So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash…

I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense…

Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

21

Jan

Charlotte McKinney for Carl’s JR of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash, that looks like Florida trash, but unlike most Florida Trash she’s got huge seemingly natural tits, and instead of being a stripper or escort like most Florida Trash, she got picked up by the same people who probably brought you Kate Upton, allowing her to become a “model”…because I guess the world, or at least America, needs big titty girls to sell them low grade product to the mainstream, average market…

She’s like a pornstar or Playboy chick….who got away…you know average hard faced, but no one notices cuz of her tits…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

21

Jan

Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits…because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber…

She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck…


TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

21

Jan

The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it…

This is the trailer…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

21

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, who has turned her back on Canada, to become a big American star, because she’s famous thanks to a TV show, and I assume she feels like people only care about her because of this show, which is obviously truth, and she figures it is time to branch out so that she doesn’t get typecast, and doesn’t have the same fate as some many people on successful shows before her, who never broke free from that…

So she’s doing it by posting bikini pics….the sex tape of the new generation…because bikini pics, although seemingly wholesome and just “me on vacation”…are actually just whoring at its best…I approve.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

21

Jan

Cara Delevingne for John Hardy of the Day

Cara Delevingne may be an overrated, rumored heroin addict, hangs with the right famous people to be seen as being relevant, “it girl”…she may look like an inbred British royal…like she has webbed toes, webbed eyes, and other inbred genetic disorders….all dumb lookin’ but money making which is just gravy because she’s a trust fund baby….

That said, she’s in some campaign, rolling around naked or half naked, or naked enough in bed, and shit, as weird looking as she is in paparazzi pics…when she’s not made up, lit well, and shot by actual photographers…

These are almost hot…weird.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

21

Jan

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster…I’ve seen her in person, she had a shitty and annoying attitude which made her even uglier…she seemed drunk, maybe medicated, on some ego trip, because I guess like many gold digging Miami hookers before her, she got confused and felt her man’s money was hers…

I mean it is very possible that she’s cool, that I saw her on a bad day, that she’s down to earth, that she gets that this Sports Illustrated model thing isn’t really as lucrative as she expected, because they make her do free shit for all their advertisers as a tradeoff for the PR they give her…like this shit for Beach Bunny…

But I didn’t see it…I just saw some tall and freakish looking Danish weirdo with a retard forehead…in a bikini…so you don’t see all that sucks about her…even if the best thing that sucks on her….is her mouth…I mean how else would she be getting work.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2015

21

Jan

Schön Magazine’s Free the Nipple Editorial of the Day

Schön Magazine has taken on the “free the nipple” program with this editorial featuring some model I didn’t look up because I am lazy and who really cares…she’s showing tit in public for fashion and that’s pretty amazing…even though all models show their tits, in public or in studio, it’s part of the job and why they get paid so much fucking money…they’re versatile…but that doesn’t mean that the idea of girls showing off their tits in public as a social movement for feminists who feel they deserve the same rights as men isn’t fucking awesome. People are followers, and this is exactly the kind of thing any pervert dude, like me, would have and has tried starting in over the years, because once every girl gets on board….I get to see every girls tits…I win…I always win…even if winning is actually losing in the grand scheme of life…winning at losing is still winning….

Posted in:Schön Magazine