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2015

16

Jan

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.

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2015

16

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Behind the Scenes Shoot of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel makes me laugh…

not because I spoke about her to a South African last night, saying that her family had slaves, only for a defensive white South African to say “We don’t have slaves and haven’t since the 1790s”…to which I said…well her farm hands are all black and you can assume they aren’t being paid well…which to me is slavery…to which she said “if you pay someone enough to buy some food and provide them transport to their aids ridden tribal village, it isn’t slavery…slavery is when you own them”….

not because she from a High AIds Rate country…

But because she’s a nude and topless model, yet she’s so private while changing on set as to not show the paparazzi her tits…..even though we’ve all seen her tits…and they are just TITS….tits….

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2015

16

Jan

Bikinis for Wildfox of the Day

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Masha Gutik and Ana Kai are models I’ve never heard of…but they are posing in my friend Mark Hunter’s campaign he shot, and probably got paid lots of money, for Wildfox, which is some bubbly, mainstream, but pretends to be edgy brand that is owned by Jimmy Sommers…who is some drunk who apparently molested UNDERAGE MODELS …but that could just be underage models doing cash grabs…right? I mean guys financing brands that target hot young girls, that cast young hot girls, never touch those hot young girls….just ask Dov Charney….

These pics may be boring, but they are better than 99 percent of catalog pics out there, so I support.

These girls are amazing.

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2015

16

Jan

Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Christina Milian was at some event…and she brought her mom nipples, mom nipples that I am sure she’s showing off because she wants the attention….because she decided to throw in her one-hit wonder career to get knocked up by a stupidly rich music producer that has song writing credits on so many hit songs…that she’ll be set for life financially…but being set for life, for these egos, who love themselves, or hate themselves but want to feel good about themselves, by having fans everywhere sucking their celebrity dicks…

So she’s forced to bottom feed like this…and I’m sure everyone close to her has heard the “I could have been Rihanna”….or “I paved the way for Nicki”…war stories these whores always have to validate their existences…boring.

Here she is getting her nipple pierced on a show you didn’t know she had – cuz no one cares..

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2015

16

Jan

Shay Mitchell for Yahoo Style of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some very famous, yet still not household, celebrity on some popular show, who I guess is trying to not be the Tori Spelling, unable to ever branch out from that popular show, and one day being forced to whore herself on reality TV, because in her racially ambiguous mind, she’s an actress…and she’s got Oscar wins in her…she just has to get cast…and as another one of these Canadians girls just trying to make it…I’m excited to see it all collapse, because…I like when they come crawling back and end up working the bar where you drink so you can discuss their 2 million instagram followers…and how it all means nothing..

But before that happens, she’s on some media campaigns, doing any media she can, because it’s time for her to take this celebrity and lock it fucking down…pantsless for Yahoo!

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2015

16

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about…

I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie…

What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

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2015

16

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Skinny Bra of the Day

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Her name is Kate Beckinsale…and the people who love her…absolutely love her…it’s like they saw her in some low level movie called Underworld, and their virgin socially awkward loser instincts took over and decided she was a girl they would love until the end of time….

Since I am not a virgin loser, I am someone with a virgin loser job, I mean blogging about these idiots is fucking lame…more lame than being these idiots…but funny enough…I am more about hating everything obsessively, that obsessing over bullshit like videogames, nerd shit, sci/fi fantasy and the girls who market themselves to that…

But I do know who she is, because she’s a single mom, her daughter is probably 18 now, and she still looks like that…and for someone from the UK…that’s just a freak of fucking nature…

So here’s a shitty intentional see-through…that is hardly a see-through…

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2015

16

Jan

Jodie Marsh is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a UK Glamour model when UK Glamour models thought they mattered, and I assume they still think they matter, but clearly they don’t matter, but they do have big silly fake novelty tits…we call them clown tits…and cheesy fucking tattoos and horrible leathery tanned skins…that screams she either was a man, or a stripper, but was neither….but for some reason, I am all about this…I think it’s hilarious, like she obviously knows she’s not hot, and is just a caricature of something hot, and that in and of itself makes her amazing…

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2015

16

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Still in Selfie Bikini Shoots of the Day

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Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones…

She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots…

I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them….

That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.

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2015

16

Jan

Natasha Galinka is a Babe of the Day

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Her name is Natasha Galinka and she’s a Russian goddess…but maybe I am just saying that because I have a Russian girl fetish…I like everything they represent….and every Russian girl I’ve met has been pretty straight up about and cold about our “relationship”…and what it represented to them….

I remember Natasha from America’s Next Top model, I had an 18 year old girl who used to make me watch it with her…then she’d give me blowjobs…while her dad was asleep in the other room…it was 2008…a simpler time…

Either way…Natasha was was robbed by some hispanic girl, because first generation hispanic girls are insane, their fan base insane and passionate about all things hispanic….and recently green carded Americans from Russia become a target…if they let her win, it would have been some gold war shit…but I guess she’s still around…and she’s doing hot pics….and in a lot of ways…I feel like the winner in all this is you….because you can jerk off to her.

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