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2015

13

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of two, who is born tall and freakishly skinny, and who has a million dollar contract with an evil corporate brand, that is enough money for a modest Brazilian to make sure she maintains her fitness levels, even if it requires starvation, because it pays so fucking well to not be fat…even when she’s probably too old to still be a lingerie model, the public like her, they are comfortable with her, and figure if she’s not spilling out of her thong from every angle thanks to saggy old lady mom ass and saggy old lady mom pussy…keep her working…and here is her skinny little mom ass…that’s hardly even there…in a pair of leggings…confusing me…because Brazilians have big scale booty contests…and this is the era of the ass…and she’s a mom…it’s like there’s nothing here…when there’s supposed to be so much here…and I guess that’s tragic…unless you like millionaire skinny mom ass…then it’s a win…something for everyone or some shit…

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2015

13

Jan

Nicola Peltz Tits with a Crocodile of the DAy

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Her name is Nicola Peltz. You know her from the Michael Bay movie….Transformers…in whatever iteration they are currently in…and let’s just say for the sake of this post…it’s Transformers 7, because let’s face it, they are all some big pile of shit that should be taken out back and shot, but people love them enough to keep getting them made…thanks for having no taste society…

That said, I know her as the connected billionaire’s daughter, who probably begged Michael Bay on family Vacation in florida to let her in his next movie, because that’s what these billionaires do, and since Michael Bay movies are shit, require no skill, just ask Megan Fox…and billionaires marry models..making their offspring less troll like than you’d expect…it happened…

And now she’s celebrating that one hit her dad probably bought…by posing with massive cleavage next to ferocious animals…I guess for PETA…cuz they love when you pull croc’s out of their natural habitat for big cleavage pics…

I could think of a better publicity stunt..that involves ANAL.

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2015

13

Jan

Kate Moss is Unretouched by Peter Lindbergh of the Day

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Apparently this is Kate Moss not retouched by some important photographer…I would argue that Kate Moss when you’re shot by a superstar photographer, in a studio setting, with the expensive cameras, lights and skill set he has, you don’t need to be retouched, even if you’re 100 fucking year old coke whore who has had more STDs than loads to her face which is a fucking lot…

Now don’t get me wrong, I love Kate Moss, I think she’s magnificent, I would sniff her rockstar fucking ass during any of her various outbreaks thanks to negligent sex partners and the groupies they fuck behind her back…

I just think she’s got it going on, even if she’s had it going on for 3 decades, in so many disgusting and hedonistic ways…beyond just a willingness to be naked…a willingness she’s not showing off in these pics, which pisses me off, because the real part of her I want to see without retouching or color correcting are her inner pussy lips…just to see the calluses and scars…but when it comes to Kate Moss….I take what I can get.

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2015

13

Jan

Erin Heatherton Tits for Some Event of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay.

That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal…..

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2015

13

Jan

Jamie Lynn Spears Knife Wielding Monster of the Day

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Jamie Lynn Spears stopped a drunken fight in Louisiana by grabbing a knife…or something equally redneck superhero….that showcased her figght or flight survival skills of a white trash nobody, living in the shadow of her sister, forced to teen pregnancy and other scandals to try her best to just get noticed by her family, who were too busy exploiting her sister as hard as they fucking could and who still are…because it pays for all the trailer in the trailer park they belong in…

This video is hardly as exciting as when Britney shaved her head, but the again, this is the bootleg Spears who doesn’t matter, and can’t quite break free from the noise that is her superstar sister…what do you expect…

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2015

13

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Instagram Video of the Day

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A video posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Jan 12, 2015 at 4:17pm PST

Candice Swanepoel did a video…in a bikini….because that is her job….and it was as magical as can be…if you find a tall, skinny bikini model, doing her bikini modeling job, magical…and I am sure Candice Swanepoel finds it magical, but it was just a few decades ago, she was just a farmers daughter looking over her South African slaves…

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2015

13

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Does Instagram of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian girl just trying to live the dream, chasing fame as hard a she can, from being on some shitty TV show, that you know gave her some kind ego that made her give the finger to all her Canadian friends and family, before making the Move to LA, only for the show to fall apart, leaving her alone and scared unsure of where to turn and the only thing left for her to do…is post nudes on the internet…not that these are nudes, but for a singer, these bikini pics, are straight internet whoring…

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2015

13

Jan

Bail Ling’s Nipple in the Car of the Day

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Bai Ling is slowly working her way back to the scene – out of obscurity – while still being obscure…because she’s always been pretty irrlevant since no one actually cares her or anything about her – except maybe for her really long nipples because why else would she be showing them off all the time…

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2015

13

Jan

Anja Rubik for Mario Testino’s Towel Series of the Day

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Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me….she’s better when she’s naked HERE and HERE

Here she is for Mario Testino – showing her back….

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2015

13

Jan

Caroline Brasch Nielsen for Elle Denmark of the Day

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Her name is Caroline Brasch Nielsen and unlike her Danish Counterpart, Nina Agdal, she’s an actual model…who does work for actual brands, in the fashion industry and here she isn’t just some bikini clad hooker, doing magazines and bikini campaigns in efforts to find a rich American husband who wants a wife who he can tell the boys at the country club, was once a Sports Illustrated model…

Instead, she’s an actual model, ranked 19 in the world, who will probably end up with a rich guy, who wants a wife who he can tell the boys at the country club, was once a high fashion model…which I guess results are the same…

Here is her nipple in a dress for Elle Denmark…

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