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2015

29

Jan

Dakota Johnson for Vogue Magazine of the Day

Dakota Johnson is the plain jane virgin in 50 Shades of Grey, a movie that is going to be as massive as the Twilight Saga, because it’s the same middle of the road, bored in their life, housewife who has never had an orgasm, who doesn’t even realize her life sucks, who is going to buy into the lie that it projects…because they already have masturbated to the content…

You see, us seasoned perverts are used to the whole S&M sexed up world, it’s what we live, making 50 Shades of grey amateur, low grade bullshit…but like most things that don’t deserve success…billions will be made…and this Don Johnson / Melanie Griffith produced girl will be the captain of that movement…she’s like one of their coke filled used miscarriages left on the pool house carpet back in the 80s that survived…which fascinates me more than her role in the movie…or her look that is kind of…totally…fully fucking boring..

All this to say, I wonder how she got the job…

Here she is in Vogue..

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2015

29

Jan

Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche & Teresa Dilger for Lui of the Day

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Lui Magazine is one of the better men’s magazine…here’s there February issue with models Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche, & Teresa Dilger

I don’t know who any of them are, but I do know they are all lovely in their own way, especially the one with bush, since bush is trendy and I love it, and always have, it has a level of eroticism and natural beauty to it…all while being a fashion accessory like a pussy top hat…that makes the pussy more fun to rub against my face…while bald pussy just screams “Kardashian”….so girls if you’re out there…SAVE THE BUSH DON’T SHAVE THE BUSH….#freethebush….fuck the nipple…

Here are all the pics…

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2015

29

Jan

Pornstars Predict the Super Bowl of the Day

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It is the Super Bowl…so naturally you need to get porn perspective of who will win…because if porn stars know one thing…it’s football…and maybe what it is like to be molested by your absentee alcoholic father before developing a sex addiction that you use porn to fill…in hopes of finding fame and fortune…but you never do…

If you don’t like that – here’s a porn star singing Karaoke!

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2015

29

Jan

Gigi Hadid Leg of the Day

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Gigi Hadid likes showing her legs…because that’s what you do when you are the model of the year…when you are really just some rich kid who’s dad bought you your modeling career because he placed you in the right places…and you are really just an instagram model the world is confusing for a real model…because the world thinks instagram is representative of whether someone matters or not…when really it is like Tila Tequila on Myspace, and motherfuckers just like looking at half naked pics…

That said, she was at an event…also showing leg…because that’s what you do when you’re the model of the year after you dad bought you that title…since it feeds his on Narcissistic hustle…

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2015

29

Jan

Yara Khmidan for San Lorenzo Swimwear of the Day

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Yara Khmidan is some Ukrainian model….which means she escaped the war torn fate of being a sex worker on a cam site, or shot by Russians, while working with low level porn producer for discount wages, because it makes more money than Lawyers do back home….

I guess she’s tall, I know she has an amazing ass, and here she is in boring bikini photoshoots for a company that makes bikinis for tweens…which isn’t weird on the beach while swimming, but is fucking weird on their ecommerce page of their website…

That’s all I have to say about that…and it is about as interesting as my insight into this Ukrainian gets…

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2015

29

Jan

Micaela Schafer Naked at Some Audi Event of the Day

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Miceala Schafer is a bit of a joker. You have no idea who she is, but a few years ago, this aspiring actress realized that when she was invited to German events, because she’s based in Germany, the paparazzi would be in attendance snapping off pics, and that if she wore something outrageous…it would go viral, within Germany at first, but like Nazi ideology, spread virally to the rest of the world…eventually getting her on all the sites…so as time went on, her outfits got more and more silly, until her outfits became her showing up nude to events, and now getting hired for events as the Dita Von Teese of Germany…naked in Burlesque shows….which goes to show you that even the most basic, half naked, half brained idea…can be turned into a career if you put your heart into it…

This was for Audi…nice corporate party…

I wonder how her acting career is going….or if she’s just stuck to turning stripping into a corporate sponsored thing….actually I don’t….I’ve already forgotten what this post is about.

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2015

29

Jan

Michael Pitt for Rag & Bone of the Day

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Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire and probably a lot of other shit…like Bully…and who the fuck cares about Michael Pitt…directed this fashion video for a clothing company called Rag & Bone that they probably paid a million dollars for, and that no one will actually give a fuck about, but that I am going to promote because I think I saw a thong wearing ass, but can’t be too sure because I fell asleep 10 seconds into it….

I figure, why not give free press to million dollar campaigns for companies that don’t give a fuck about me, it’s like raping myself because I have no self worth and feel like I deserve to be shat on by everyone around me…

It’s all part of my masterplan.

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2015

29

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Satin of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the British model you probably remember from being in a Transformers movie instead of Megan Fox, because she’s as talented an actress as Megan Fox, who I get a lot of hate for endorsing and calling hot, because apparently people hate her, and I am sure I would probably hate her too, it’s just these girls who make a living being “hot” or “the face and body” of shit have egos, they think they are luxurious and the lose site of the fact that they are just overpaid hookers….all while hanging on yachts with billionaires….the same thing happens to sugar babies, and wives of rich men…so it is hard to relate, but they are not genuine, but I am into staring at them at events in satin…because I have nothing better to do…and I guess I like that nightgown as a dress hustle…

Here she is in a bikini….

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2015

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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Kendall Jenner was hired by a bikini company to be their spokesperson, because bikini companies are into vapid little fame whores, raised by fame whores, used by those fame whores to expand their fame whore network, because the fame whore who shat her out of her gold digging fame whore pussy…probably for the sake of just making more money for the family…all because the bikini company wants eyeballs to look at their bikini company…and are willing to spend a lot of money doing that…

I mean they could have hired someone who could be of inspiration to young bikini shoppers everywhere, you know a positive image, instead they just invested in the fame whore business model…instead of something of value….perpetuating this nonsense lie…

Either way…pics.