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2015

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up, because I am pretty much unemployed, which would be better if I was independently wealthy, because my ocean front view is a fucking dumpster, and my my bikini clad sugar baby is an obese bitch who smells like the dumpster…but in a way I still feel like I won!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Steam Your Vagina!
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Sophia Bush Big Cleavage…
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Pam Anderson Never Felt Pretty Enough to Be a Model
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Cameron Diaz and Benji Old and Gross
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Burn Your Bra…
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Hot Bikini Jumping in Public
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Hot Random Fame Whore of the Day
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Howie Mandel’s Jailbait Prank
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Selfies With Animals…
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Police Release Video of Fatal Shooting…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My latest opening line on tinder is “what would you do if I punched you in the fucking face”…

It has been getting me very little love, a lot of anger, and at least one girl with a sense of humor who plays along with it.

I like it way better than “will you be my forever girl”…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bruce Jenner
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Lisa Opie in a White Bikini….
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Hayley Hasselhoff Slutty Pics..
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Taylor Swift on Hackers is Funny….
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James Franco Got Sick Over the Interview
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Sundance Winona
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Slut of the Day – Alicia Secrets
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Jessica Alba Workout Slut
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How to Win Rock, Paper, Scisssors
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50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret
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Audrina Patridge in Jeans….
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GoDaddy’s Puppy Mill Super Bowl Ad – They Pulled
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Ximena Duque 22 Hottest Photos… Who?
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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny
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Lady Gaga’s Yoga Selfies
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Gold Digger of the Day….
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Gold Digger Tits of the Day
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Tesla has Insane Mode….
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France Won’t Let You Name Your Kid Nutella
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The Most Memorable Advertising Mascots of All Time
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Kelly Brook Big Tits….
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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The Best Super Bowl Halftime Performances
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Behati Prinsloo
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini….
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Kim Kardashian Pokies…
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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All of Jerry Seinfeld’s Girlfriends, Ranked
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Gif of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Booty…
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Louise Redknapp Topless in the Beach
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Why Oil Workers Make the Big Bucks
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Virgina Gradner is a Babe
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Drone Video of a Nazi Concentration Camp
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Dakota Johnson See Through….
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Misconceptions About Germs!
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Girls With Really Hot Asses
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Emile Hirsch Beat Up a Chick….
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Ewan McGregor Has a Huge Dick – But Doesn’t Brag About It
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The Cat That Crawled Out of its Grave
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hailey Clauson Cleavage….
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Gabi Grecko Topless….
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Girl Masturbates in the Front Seat
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Salma Hayek Shows Her Ass
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The Dick Whipper
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Girl Masturbates…
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Topless Girl Takes a Milk Bath
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Elastic Girl Cums in Her Own Face…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

28

Jan

Jessica Alba Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on

Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

28

Jan

Chelsea Handler’s Latest Topless Stunt of the Day

Chelsea Handler’s take on World Peace is pretty obnoxious, not because I don’t like tits, but because I don’t like political tits crying for attention by using their tits, especially when they are pushing 60, and are ex-hookers, who don’t have a show, but did, thanks to fucking their way to a show a while ago….

I mean if she was 19 year old tits, shitting on two religions…referring to arabs as camels and jews as nipples on a whore…because she’s garbage – and trying…real fucking hard…

This is what she wrote…


A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can’t live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don’t even have to be topless. L’chaim

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

28

Jan

Porn Stars Blow into a Breathalyzer at the AVNs of the Day

Porn Stars may not really matter these days, since everyone fucks on camera, even for free, usually in hopes of getting famous, but they are still this brand of human that is drawn to a trashy fucking industry, that think it is awesome, and that don’t even make that much money doing what you’d think would be unheard of things to do on camera…

But as someone who knows a lot of porn stars, I’ll say that most are hyper intelligent and just don’t give a fuck about people watching them fuck, they are interested in sex and being fucked in different ways, like going extreme with the shit, and they find it an easy vehicle to get them where they want to go, since it makes more money than working at the Video Store, or wherever trashy girls willing to fuck on camera work, gives them the illusion of fans and fame, and if anything it’s easy fucking work..where they get paid more than the male talent….in what Feminists fighting for pay equality should celebrate..

That said, here’s a video of a bunch of Porn Stars taking a Breathalyzer at the AVN awards…and surprisingly…not one blows over the limit…because I guess they aren’t drunks, but rather addicted to other things, like being double penetrated and cummed all over on set….Good times.

Posted in:Porn Stars

2015

28

Jan

Chrissy Teigen Tit in GQ of the Day

Enemy of the site, Chrissy Teigen is clever, and I am not just saying that because she tricked a talented musician who was friends with Kanye and bound to be famous, before he was famous, to date her…

She is clever because she’s managed to levarage her Sports Illustrated modelling that reaches the frat boy crowd, to become a funny little social media personality, despite never really being that hot….

She has friended the right editors and nerds and has sucked up to them so they post her shit, like the babe in high school getting these socially awkwards to do her homework…

She’s manipulated everyone around her to thinking there was something special about her, and she’s probably never made a dollar doing it, but who needs money, she covered that early on by marrying John Legend…that dude’s rich…

They did GQ together, because that’s all part of owning your man, and she pulled out her tit and realeased it…because that’s what these breed of girls does..and really…this is one thing about her that I can say with confidence that there’s nothing wrong with…

Either way, she’s full of shit…but this tit was part of that bullshit…the only part of her bullshit I like.

Yes, I posted this pic yesterday and didn’t realize there was nipple. I’m desensitized.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2015

28

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis for Ocean Drive of the Day

Based on logic…Alessandra Ambrosio has too many kids to be in a bikini…but science, or more importantly commerce has made it okay for her to strip the fuck down, because she’s got million dollar contracts to be in a bikini, and despite her catholic, can’t use birth control logic, won’t let that stop her or retire her or throw her on the back burner..but what fascinates me in all this is why they still use the over 30 models, is the market who cares or buys these products against a new generation of girls because young girls make them feel old, and are not relatable, alienating them from buying their product, even though these kinds of woman are hot that even girls younger than them can’t really relate to them when they see them in ads…or did Victoria’s Secret get a long term discount, like a cellphone company when buying these women from their Brazilian pimps, you know take her for 20 years, for 1,000,000, 10 years, 900,000, 5 year, 500,000, hustle…

Not that this has anything to do with the economics or marketing budgets of Victoria’s Secret, this is editorial, but I guess when you’re only real job has been Victoria’s Secret…everything she does goes back to that…who cares.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2015

28

Jan

Some Hot Topless Models on House Boat of the Day

I’ve never heard of models Clara Rosager @clararosager and Corrie Lejuwaan – @corrielej but in this shoot by @cameron_hammond…they are rockin’ hot bodies on a houseboat…and it turns out that’s all I really need to know about them…because this is all I really need to know about any and all girls…it’s all that I care about when it comes to meeting new people…I mean I’m busy with work, and a wife and drinking…there’s just no time to waste of people who don’t get naked….right…

Posted in:Photos

2015

28

Jan

Nicki Minaj Booty Pic of the Day

Nicki Minaj is a phoney. Everything about her is a fucking lie. But there’s something magical about staring at her clown ass, even knowing it is fake, now that she’s become a video vixen booty model, female rapper, Lil Kim of the now…when she started out as a fat circus performer imitating Lady Gaga for the black market, you know because when you watch the curve of hr career, you really grasp how much of a puppet she is…and luckily for me, she the kind of puppet you’d want to fuck, which in your case is all puppets, since they are the only things that don’t say no to you…

This is from her Instagram…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

28

Jan

Genevieve Rokero in Lingerie of the DAy

I’ve never heard of Genevieve Rokero but she’s a model being shot for a photographer named Jeffrey Chan and she’s pretty fucking lovely…but I could just be saying that because she’s in Lingerie…and because she reminds me of a skinny Kate Upton, something that I am sure Kate Upton probably tries to remember, unless of course she’s one of those delusional fat girls, thanks to all the attention she gets, who doesn’t think she’s fat, but who instead embraces her body like it was an Extra Large pizza, because it’s what god gave her, as the media is trying to project on fat people, so that they eat more…the economy depends on empty calories..

Not that this has anything to do with Genevieve Rokero ….but these pics do…

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