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2015

14

Jan

Lady Gaga’s Standing On Wavy Floors of the Day

If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up…

If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of…

In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly…

This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…

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2015

14

Jan

Lorde and Taylor Swift Lesbian Hike of the Day

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I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world…

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2015

14

Jan

Victoria Justice is in a Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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Creepy dads everywhere jerk off to Victoria Justice because their lives suck thanks to the whole becoming a dad after college because their wive’s pressured them into it, tricked them into it, and they went along with it, because they felt that they had to…they felt that it was what their suburban asses was supposed to do…

She’s the jailbait, puppet, who was used as the wholesome thing, but because of being a wholesome thing, is in fact a naughty thing…and now she’s expanding her acting career…by getting into bras and fucking on camera…exciting to some…still an unknown to most.

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2015

14

Jan

Rihanna’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Rihanna was in Beverly Hills, because she’s famous, and that’s what famous people do….and she was in a pair of leggings, because that’s what girls wear… that showed off a dimple of cellulite in her ass, because all girls have cellulite, especially when they are in their mid 20s, bottom heavy dump trucks like Rihanna, who are usually more into showing off their tits….because they remind her of being a hooker of her youth…

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2015

14

Jan

Sasha Cohen in a Bikini Yoga Pose of the Day

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Here’s a little patriotic moment for all you proud Americans to stand at your desks, hand on chest, singing the national anthem, shooting off your guns into your trailer park roof, while shopping at Walmart, eating fast food, figuring out some kind of insurance scam so that you don’t have to ever work, to pay off the debt you can’t afford to pay back, that you got yourself into when buying wide-screen TVs to pollute your brain with shows like the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo, hoping one day your dumb ass gets a show of it’s own…American dreams…in the form of an Olympic winner posing half naked…and athletic…figure skater…which for a Canadian who has masturbated to figure skating…is erotic.

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2015

14

Jan

Maggie Duran Eats Cereal of the Day

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Her name is Maggie Duran, she’s an instagram model, being shot for my hipster friends at Galore magazine

I know nothing about her, but I follow her on instagram, I’ve probably liked some of her pictures, I may have even sexually harassed her, in what girls find creepy, but what I find romantic…passionate…even sexy…and after some research you can’t really blame me…I’ve seen her naked…she’s given herself to all of us…

HERE and HERE

….which I guess is like the “she was wearing a short skirt logic in a rape defence…only for romantic instagram comments…that are far less violating, but involve a lot more “Show me your vag”…instead of aggressively taking it.

All this to say…I like her…and watching her eat her cereal…must be a fetish to at least one of you creeps

Via GALORE

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2015

14

Jan

Horse Faced Jessica Lowndes Keeps the Instagram Bikini Shoot Going of the Day

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This horse faced Canadian who made it pretty far for a Canadian, but who is still pretty much a nobody, despite being on TV once for a year or two, on 90210 as the new Tori Spelling, at least that’s what her horse face is telling me, named Jessica Lowndes, has realized that getting action on social media is strictly based on posting bikini pics…so bikini pics is what she’ll bring…fingers crossed it will get her music listened to, movie roles she’s auditioned for, people to actually care more than just stare and her hot body half naked…

The good news is that she’s on the right track…we call Sex Tape…or at least leaked nudes…she’s getting desperate because she’s tasted the fame, she’s been on the red carpet, she’s been invited to events and the paparazzi have taken pics…and now she’s just trying to make that happen again…A for Effort…

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2015

14

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Juicy of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a pretty successful model…she’s done all kinds of bullshit campaigns for brands, stores, etc….

But I’m more interested in her showing off her tits for Fashion, which is part of the reason she’s high enough profile to get these big campaigns to book her, I mean that and the fact that she’s tall as fuck…

I guess, as a Lithuanian…with great tits, she could have easily ended up a cam girl, or trade on the sex trade market, so I guess all these 100,000 dollar deals she’s getting is a big deal for her and her family…but I am much more into her borderline sex work, it seems more pure and authentic to what she was supposed to be doing when she grew up in a one bedroom, poverty stricken, get in line for toilet paper roots…

To see her naked and topless in various shoots:

Topless in 032c – CLICK HERE

Topless in SSAW – CLICK HERE

Naked for the Paparazzi – CLICK HERE

Topless in LUI – CLICK HERE

Topless Eating an Apple – CLICK HERE

Topless with Candice win Vogue Germany – CLICK HERE

Topless with Anja Rubic for Vogue France – CLICK HERE

To see her campaign where she’s not topless but where she’s getting paid – Look Down….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2015

14

Jan

J.Lo Nipples Can’t Speak Spanish on TV of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that J.Lo is fucking awful at Spanish….which is funny, because the one thing she needed to do to maintain any level authenticity to her mission as J.Lo, is to learn fucking Spanish seamlessly….it would require very little effort, maybe 2 hours a week, in exchange for millions and millions of dollars she makes being the Latin icon…

You see, Latin people like to be proud of their people, they are community based and will support any of their own who make it, it’s like country music – white trash love country music fans will buy every LeAnn Rimes record, even if she becomes a hooker but LeAnn Rimes is at least living the white trash with money life, while J.Lo, is just a fucking lie…and here’s the proof..and her hard, old faced, nipples….

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2015

14

Jan

Cara Delevingne for Topshop of the Day

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Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, weirdo face Cara Delevingne….who only matters because she’s pulled off some kind of solid scam using her rich girl access to her advantage by associating herself with A-listers, propelling her to the A-list…leading to a modeling career, that more than one photographer who has worked with her have told me she is totally intolerable to work with….a total fucking cunt they hate working with…but that more importantly…a modeling career that would confuse the fuck out of anyone who ever sees her in her candid quirky, definitely ugly candids….but for some reason, looks amazing anytime she does professional photos…like this shit for top shot, that I’m not paid to promote, but that I am paid to be confused by…just not very much…because I’m a failure….and Cara Delevingne is not…

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