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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

09

Jan

Miley Cyrus Ass Lookin’ Over the Rainbow of the Day

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Here’s a very important question…is Miley Cyrus is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow….or is she’s just a leprechaun…or is she a bit of both that you can only see if you’re on as many drugs as Miley Cyrus, I want to say that she’s the leprechaun because she’s a bit of a troll bitch who was sent to ruin the youth..but to her family and management and record label she’s the pot of gold because she’s a money maker…and to me, there’s something magical about all the weirdness she does…it’s not very authentic or controversial, but it’s still making some noise and is still a little edgier and provocative than the rest…and as long as you don’t have to listen to her man voice…she’s a win…while bing a trolll

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2015

09

Jan

Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

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Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak..

The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….

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2015

09

Jan

Kate Winslett Bikini of the Day

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Do you remember when you were jerking off to Kate Winslett for showing off her tits in Titanic….

Try doing it now…with these bikini pics….

I know you have it in you….


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2015

09

Jan

Stella Maxwell Toothbrushing Erotica of the Day

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Nowness magazine is a pretty amazing magazine that everyone want to be a part of….and Stella Maxwell is a Victoria’s Secret model who everyone wants to be inside of….and together they made a video about brushing their teeth…because Oral Hygiene is lovely, I am just not used to it…because the girls I get with are usually toothless, often a good thing, if you can handle the rotting flesh smell…I mean I work on a budget…making this toothbrush shit thing erotic enough…

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2015

09

Jan

Shay Mitchell for Maxim of the Day

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A photo posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on

Shay Mitchell is some superstar…that is super relevant…who you’ve probably never heard of…because you don’t watch the show she is on, but every fucking kid in America does…making her fanbase huge…allowing her the opportunity to expand her fan base..doing some seriously bottom feeder work, that I guess shows us that she’s in her late 20s, because Maxim doesn’t matter, is not relevant, and people don’t even know what it is…because it’s dated as fuck…but that was big at one time, maybe made it on her bucket list, or maybe her boyfriend works there, who knows the reason it happened, we just know it happened….and I hate it…not because I hate Shay Mitchell or her ethnically ambiguous skin tone…but because Maxim send me legal death threats on the regular for posting their shit, even though they used to pay me for traffic to their shit, in 2006, because I was more important than them on the internet…just a gang of clueless bitches, scrambling to get back to where they were, with budgets…because…people like Shay Mitchell still remember their bullshit…fuck em…

A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on

Fuck she’s annoying…

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2015

09

Jan

Charisma Carpenter Topless in Bound of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter – Bound (2015) by boxcar_racer27

Divorcee and menopausal Charisma Carpenter who you probably don’t know or remember…unless you’re a virgin loser who used to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 90s, and considering this is a blog, I would assume that you are…since the young and modern just use VINE and Snapchat….add me DrunkenStepdad….

I guess she’s taken her Playboy fake tits to some show or movie…and that probably excites both her and her fan base…because it allows her to feel as alive as she did back when she got naked for the masses for the first time after Buffy was over…but that doesn’t mean her old as fuck vagina is alive….it just means it’s there and willing to be seen…but this is more about the tits…which will work for you…if you have enough money…

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2015

09

Jan

Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

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So Heidi Klum is old and boring…and so am I….

But SHE GETS NAKED ON VACATION WITH HER NEW SEAL

SO that makes her less boring…because when a girl throws in the towel about giving a fuck…especially when they still have a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…you know…that I wonder if it withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her….but it looked like it did…thanks to models being tall as fuck monsters…who are just proportionate in pictures…who can take massive black dicks…because even small girls can…vaginas are malleable…

Fascinating..


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2015

09

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret put out this swim video that I didn’t watch it but I think it is an improvement from their older shit…that is played out as fuck…and needed improvement…that you would think would use their billions of dollars the same way they use the immigrant girls they own and handle….because they are immigrants and will do anything for the exposure and work visa…and I guess that’s what they are doing…but I can’t be too sure because I didn’t watch it…

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2015

09

Jan

Dani Seitz by Tane Coffin of the Day

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Her name is Dani Seitz and apparently she’s a model, in an era where everyone is a model, I couldn’t tell you how important she is in the modeling world, because I think every model is important in the modeling world, even the BBW fat models on porn sites, because they are the benchmark to whether other models are considered skinny, all while giving fat girls hope that they too can become feeder fetish stars, leading to some pretty hysterical content produced with their confidence they would never have….similar to the confidence Dani Seitz exudes while fully nude for TANE COFFIN …but without being Dani Seitz, making her a real fucking joker…

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2015

09

Jan

Nicki Minaj Posts a New Thong Pic of the Day

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Nicki Minaj may be the most intolerable music to listen to on the radio. Her persona is a fucking fraud. There is nothing hood or hip hop about her, she was in acting school when she got cast to be Nicki Minaj, and in being Nicki Minaj, she’s decided to “reinvent” herself to follow the trends were going, so she copied Lil Kim, because it’s all about cashing the fuck in, and it is not about artistic integrity, or authenticity…especially when it is Nicki Minaj…but what is Authentic is her whoring out her ass with a skimpy thong…even if her ass isn’t authentic…

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