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2015

12

Jan

Golden Globes Highlights of the Day

I didn’t watch the Golden Globes, which is probably a fail for someone with a Celebrity website, but the truth is, I have never and will never have any interest in Celebrities, other than to use them to demonstrate all that is wrong in the world, with their vapid existences, filled with lies and whoring that is designed or that pretends to be something that is anything but whoring…

So I don’t know who won, who wore what, if anything I just can’t believe people watch this shit, care about this shit, or discuss this shit like the circle jerk that is celebrating people who are already celebrated, matters…the general public must be fucking bored….

I mean, if you wanted tits in a dress on a Sunday, hit the fucking strip club, instead of feeding into this fascist, rich person, regime…

Here are some highlight pics….of what I like to think represents all evil…J.Lo’s possible nip slip…

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2015

12

Jan

Femen Burns Quran Topless and Other Videos of the Day

Diner Smashed by Cooks

200 Car Pile-Up in Michigan…

Man Gets Shaved by Elephant

Brit VS Muslims…

Shots Fired at Chris Brown Concert

Elephant VS Car

Plane VS House

Fat Boys Fight in Locker Room

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2015

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was up all night at Golden Globe parties…if you consider Golden Globe parties being locked in a 450 square foot one bedroom basement apartment with some obese globe shaped, donut loving, slag who pays my rent because I married her, tossing and turning and snoring…in some kind of sleep apnea nightmare that should end with death but instead ends with her eating more fucking donuts…because apparently…when you and I dream of eating ass, this pig dreams about getting all the donuts before they are officially considered day old…

This is my life…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Monday Thigh Gaps…
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Chrissy Teigen is the Fucking Worst..
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High School Teacher Busted for Fucking Student
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Roasting A Marshmallow Over Active Volcano
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Fox News Muslim No Go Zones Segment…
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Woman Kissed a Stranger on Kiss Cam
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Jessica Chastain Golden Globes Tits
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Downhill Beer Delivery….
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Football is Violent…
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Doggy Ball Boy..
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Katherine Waterston Topless in The Babysitter…
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2015

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I feel guilty when you can only allocate enough time for one of the hundreds girl I sext from my hibernated state….because there is only enough time in a day…and I like dealing with the ones who want to go professional with their sexting and turn to porn…you know to guide them through the process…so that they don’t make the wrong choices…I am like the Mother Theresa of porn recruiting…

THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE HAPPENING – WE HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN THIS MEGA POST – I MAY LIVE BLOG IN – NOT THAT YOU CARE
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=73763

Here are the rest of the Links

Bill Cosby Jokes about Rape Jokes People Loved it..
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The Dirty Jobs Guy is a Humble Dude….
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Kate Upton Swimsuit Outtakes….
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Rapper Named Kevin Gates Dates His Cousin
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini
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Some Mom Singing Drake…
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Ann Denise is a Slut…
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Britney Spears Seems Fit…
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Amy Adam’s in a Green Dress
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Mirror Selfies….
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Salma Hayek Monster Face
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Hilary Duff Ass in Leggings
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Emma Stone Photobomb
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Johanna Lundback Ass in a Bikini
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Nikki Lund Bikini
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Raffaella Modugno Topless Bikini
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Britney’s Mom Ass in Tights
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Topless Sunbather of the Day
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D’Angelo Sings Brown Sugar
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Snoop Hates Trannies..the World Gets Mad..Because The World Loves Trannies
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Edita Vilkeviciute’s in Lingerie
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Ali Larter Pregnant as Fuck
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Sylvie Meis in a bIkini
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30 Cases of Truly Unfortunate Ad Placement
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock Bikinis
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Drunk Passed Businessman
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Alexa Vega in a Dress
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Conspiracy Theories We Think Will Be a Thing in 2015
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Katharine McPhee Legs
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The Hottest Pics of Nina Dobrev….
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Rosie Hutington Whitely See Thru
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Banksy Gave a Kid 30,000 Dollar Painting
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Nina Agdal Fame-Whoring
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Dude Sets Up Camera to Record His Girlfriend
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Emma Stone in Loaded….
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Lucy Aragon in White Bikini
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Henry Cavill is Fucking Paris Hilton
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Fit Girls…
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Michael Phelp’s Hermpahrodite Lover Does Porn
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Mom Shuts Down the Stripper
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Hayley Marie is Your Stripping Weather Girl…
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Maron Vaniteli is a Greek Slut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Dude Gets Hit in the Head with a Melon
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits Cowgirl…
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Tessa Fowler Big Boobs…
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Parallel Parker of the Day
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WTF is the Game Ever….
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Brooke Makes a Sundae on her Boobs…
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Saddest Man Alive…
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Kate Moss Showing her Boobs…
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Teen Fingers on Chat
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German Girl Manages a Dildo
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

09

Jan

Irina Shyak’s Ass in a Bikini for Her Birthday of the Day

It was Irina Shayk’s birthday…no one should know who Irina Shayk is, or care that it was her birthday, but I guess she wanted to announce it, because she knows the date made public is probably 3 years off, because when she came over from Russia, it was pretty easy to make herself 3 years younger, but more importantly, it was probably good for her career, that really is based on sleeping with a soccer player and I use the term “sleeping with” loosely…since he’s likely gay enough to be on that new “My Husband is Gay” show…but she’s played beard long enough to get jobs as a model and more importantly the plastic surgery needed for her face..to make sure that her rockin’ body got the love it made so many sacrifices to deserve….

I guess when you’re communist and have no soul, you do what you can to survive. I’ve seen Cold War Movies, I get it….but I like when doing what you have to do survive means sand-hand on ass for social media….

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2015

09

Jan

Miley Cyrus Ass Lookin’ Over the Rainbow of the Day

Here’s a very important question…is Miley Cyrus is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow….or is she’s just a leprechaun…or is she a bit of both that you can only see if you’re on as many drugs as Miley Cyrus, I want to say that she’s the leprechaun because she’s a bit of a troll bitch who was sent to ruin the youth..but to her family and management and record label she’s the pot of gold because she’s a money maker…and to me, there’s something magical about all the weirdness she does…it’s not very authentic or controversial, but it’s still making some noise and is still a little edgier and provocative than the rest…and as long as you don’t have to listen to her man voice…she’s a win…while bing a trolll

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2015

09

Jan

Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak..

The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….

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2015

09

Jan

Kate Winslett Bikini of the Day

Do you remember when you were jerking off to Kate Winslett for showing off her tits in Titanic….

Try doing it now…with these bikini pics….

I know you have it in you….


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2015

09

Jan

Stella Maxwell Toothbrushing Erotica of the Day

Nowness magazine is a pretty amazing magazine that everyone want to be a part of….and Stella Maxwell is a Victoria’s Secret model who everyone wants to be inside of….and together they made a video about brushing their teeth…because Oral Hygiene is lovely, I am just not used to it…because the girls I get with are usually toothless, often a good thing, if you can handle the rotting flesh smell…I mean I work on a budget…making this toothbrush shit thing erotic enough…

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2015

09

Jan

Shay Mitchell for Maxim of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some superstar…that is super relevant…who you’ve probably never heard of…because you don’t watch the show she is on, but every fucking kid in America does…making her fanbase huge…allowing her the opportunity to expand her fan base..doing some seriously bottom feeder work, that I guess shows us that she’s in her late 20s, because Maxim doesn’t matter, is not relevant, and people don’t even know what it is…because it’s dated as fuck…but that was big at one time, maybe made it on her bucket list, or maybe her boyfriend works there, who knows the reason it happened, we just know it happened….and I hate it…not because I hate Shay Mitchell or her ethnically ambiguous skin tone…but because Maxim send me legal death threats on the regular for posting their shit, even though they used to pay me for traffic to their shit, in 2006, because I was more important than them on the internet…just a gang of clueless bitches, scrambling to get back to where they were, with budgets…because…people like Shay Mitchell still remember their bullshit…fuck em…

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Fuck she’s annoying…

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