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2015

12

Jan

Cara Delevingne is a Surfer of the Day

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, looks like she has fake tits with her weirdo face Cara Delevingne ….has taken a little time away from her socialite fueled, daddy was never there for her, self involved so she got self medicating and it became an addiction…which is boring to anyone who hates addicts, since they are the fucking lowest grade human, who just should die off for their “disease” that I call being weak and pathetic, leaving room for people who actually do shit…but that I guess makes her a lot of fun socially you know a certain level of quirky to get all these A-Listers to pay attention to her….or maybe, or most likely, a-listers just like being around anything that gets buzz to stay relevant…

Either way, she went surfing in Malibu, which is so anti-UK, if you know anyone from the UK, those fuckers don’t even wear bathing suits, they are too grey skinned and rotten toothed in the dampness of their chimney sweeping life to bother….I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is…

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2015

12

Jan

Top 10 Pictures of Girls Vaping of the Day

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Our friends at TheKindPen…helped us compile a list of the top 10 pictures of girls vaping…because in the event you don’t have any idea what is going on in the world…vaping is a massive fucking trend…with vape stores on every corner of every city and small down alike…because people love the shit…and I’m not just taking pot smokers, dab smokers, hash smokers..I’m talking cigarette smokers trying to quit, and flavored vapor smokers who just like sucking on mint or cherry flavored air….the shit is fucking out of control…so with any trend that is out of control…comes hot pics of hot girls posing while doing it…making the whole thing highly erotic…

Here’s 10 babes with their VAPES….

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2015

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Dos the Golden Globes of the Day

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Hollywood is like a cheesy fucking High School, you’d expect or at least hope, the weirdo gothic kid who is an outcast there thanks to being chewed up and spat out by the cool kids…would blow the fuck up on his lunch break…thanks to bombs he built in his shop class..

They all know each other, they all hang out with each other, they are all these egotistical, self involved assholes who celebrate themselves, and who who think they are collectively amazing, but more amazing than the others who make up their community…

They all talk shit about each other, smile at each other to save face, go to lunch with each other….and are exclusive and exciting to the general population together…and I just don’t understand why people by into them…

They seem detached, lame, boring…they spend their time doing dumb things together…and I think Selena Gomez’s instagram feed from last night at the Golden Globes captures more than just her back fat, but everything that should make you want nothing to do with any of this shit…

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2015

12

Jan

Salma Hayek Helps Haiti of the Day

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Salma Hayek went to some event the help Haiti…by what I assume was offering her milk filled breasts, that she still keeps milk filled…thanks to a breast pump she’s got at home…thanks to her husbands love of living off her land…and her Mexican indigenous genetics that are all about the breeding…

Or maybe she just showed off to show off her celebrity…

Who knows…who cares…it happened…she was there..

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2015

12

Jan

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants in Sweatpants of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a dumpy fucking ass, that I guess people like making a big deal about, because this is the Ass generation and white suburban kids are into anything black rappers are into…or in Iggy Azalea’s case deep inside…rocking back and forth as hard as their athletic selves can thrust in her…leaving her unable to walk a decade ago when she started this quest, but by now, ass implants and all, she’s pretty committed to it, serious about it, and capable of taking it all in…as long as it comes with a paycheck, helps her paycheck, or really brings her to this level of fame…thanks to the general population having no fucking taste…

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2015

12

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Girls in Puerto Rico in Bikinis of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret brought their stable of girls who they own, because when it is a modelling contract, and they are paid very well, it is not called slavery, even if their modelling requires being half naked, which is pornographic to many overly uptight Christian and Muslim women, making someone like me see similarities with owning a woman, sex slavery, human trafficking, or even a porno contract…because let’s face it, the whole point of lingerie is not for function, but to increase the sex appeal of a woman for herself and/or her lover, who is either man or woman, but usually man, since Lesbians are more into wearing long johns, and the whole thing is just so sexual…but accepted by the mainstream as ok..so I guess they aren’t hookers, but girls who you pay to come to your house in lingerie to Cock/and/Ball Torture are…

Double standards….

Here are a bunch of pics of them in Puerto Rico doing bikini model bullshit..

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2015

12

Jan

Ashley Benson’s Workout of the Day

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Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby…

Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter….

I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness…

Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.

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2015

12

Jan

Miley Cyrus Dressed Like Elvis of the Day

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Miley Cyrus went to an event dressed like Elvis…so instead of just being made fun of, she joined in the joke by posting a picture of her with Elvis, because this girl is a Social Media Master….

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I was more interested in the bloody inner thigh picture she posted, because I like to think of it as a miscarriage, because the idea of Miley reproducing is a fucking nightmare to me, so kill that fucker before it crawls out and pollutes the world…

I guess I was also more interested at Bai Ling, who must be in her 50s now, who was invited to the same event, despite being Bai Ling, and one of the lowest profile people in the history of red carpets, including and not limited to your local furniture store’s new location opening…with red carpet to feel luxurious…she’s a fucking nobody….and nothing, but so was her shirt’s opacity…totally see through…making me mad she wore the pasties…she’s at a level of fame that should be no pasties mandatory…

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2015

12

Jan

Kylie Jenner Showing Legs on Date Night of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is rumored to be dating some older black guy named Tyga, because they grow up so fast, especially when their sisters are whores, and their mom, an ex whore turned madame, is whoring then….because it’s the easiest, low hanging fruit, strategy to get the family paid….and I guess this is her selfie, in a pair of little shorts, that is hardly that offensive, since every tween I see in the summer wears these, and in fact, these shorts are a huge reason I hate leaving my house in the winter…

Anyway, at 17, they are practically already sluts, with more dudes than your wife ever had. it’s the porno generation, and this is one who directly profited from porn…so you can assume…she’s about that life..since it is the life that made her…and her is that whore that pave the way for her in Vogue…because she’s gone from whore to Fashion icon…

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2015

12

Jan

Kayslee Collins is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is Kayslee Collins, apparently she’s a Playboy Playmate for February, or from February, I can’tbe too sure because I lost interest in Playboy in the mid-90s, and then the day Playboy sold to Pornhub, I knew it was fucking over, even if they maintained their magazine rights, that for the last few years no one has cared about, but that recently has decided to hire better photographers and models to make it seem like more of a fashion magazine than smut….

But that’s not to say Kayslee Collins isn’t an angel sent from willing to get naked to promote herself heaven…

It’s just to say, who cares about playboy, it’s all about this Jonathan Leder produced for his Fetishism Manifesto skin mag, youtube video you can masturbate to.

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