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2015

23

Jan

Carmen Electra’s Beach Shoot of the Day

Carmen Electra defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…


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Posted in:Carmen Electra

2015

23

Jan

stepGIRLS in the Hot Tub with Billie Jane of the Day

You may or may not know what stepGIRLS is….but it’s a movement…that celebrates confident and amazing women who don’t mind having a good time while photographers we link up with take pics of them…

It’s a lifestyle…an amazing lifestyle…and it’s all part of the DrunkenStepfather.com family, which makes the whole thing even better…because I like girls who like to have fun, and who look good when having fun, and who aren’t being exploited by evil pornographers, or other people promising their vulnerable, want to be famous, down on their luck asses fame…it’s something so many girls who want to make it deal with…because people are full of shit, but we’re against that…we just like having fun with pretty girls…

So today’s pretty girl that stepGIRLS got into the hot tub with is named BILLIE JANE and she’s shot by our friend Karel Chladek ….and she’s pretty amazing….in this romantic, flower pedal in the hot tub, shoot…

Posted in:Karel Chladek|stepGIRLS

2015

23

Jan

J.Lo Cleavage of the Day

J.Lo has either lost her mind, or she’s out there for a cash grab, promoting bullshit, because that’s what she does, and she’s doing it by reverting back to the same kind of big cleavage dress from a decade ago that went viral, a decade ago….and she’s still at it…big cleavage gets hit…but it’s hardly something you’d want your 45 year old mom wearing anywhere, especially not on TV, because it’s trashy….but I like trashy, I like tits, I like cleavage, and I even like 45 year olds doing all these things…especially when they are fucking rich…and it is absolutely unnecessary…

Here’s the segment, I doubt her nipple fell out at….

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Posted in:J.Lo

2015

23

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Lingerie Modeling Work of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret reject, but not really, because before she got fired for fucking Justin Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years ago, they made her a huge fucking star….but with all huge fucking stars, they lose sight of the privileged life they have, they feel untouchable, then they do stupid fucking things like give into their perversion, and fuck 18 year old hugely famous boys, without realizing that there could be consequences for her pervert, sexual deviant ass…

But the good news is that Victoria’s Secret are the industry leaders, and all these other latch-on brands who took a backseat to Victoria’s Secret in the mid 80s…will dig through their trash and scoop up any of their unwanted scraps hoping it is the missing piece in their program to get back on top….

And the reality is, they are probably all made by the same factories in third world countries…and all this is just flash in the pan to confuse you into thinking it matters…

But I’ll post the pics anyway…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2015

23

Jan

Classy Half Naked Women in a Classy Fast Food Fight and Other Videos of the Day

The Most Boss Panty Flash Ever…

Gas Instead of the Break

Truck Carrying Dirt Crash

Interesting Fight…

Toddler VS Exploding Manhole Cover

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was probably the stepgirls snapchat, that you can find on snapchat by looking up stepgirls…because the host showed her little bald vagina in the bath…and that blew my mind…all it takes is vagina…

My wife smelling like she shat herself coupled with her hard snoring pretty much destroying our soiled bed and my sleep was a close second…

Here are some morning links..

Tight Yoga Pants!
GO

Stacey Dash is the New Kirk Cameron
GO

Lena Dunham Says She Had Sex Dreams About Chris Farley on TV to His Friend Adam Sandler because she is Garbage
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Creepy Teachers in Illinois Win
GO

More of the Demi Lovato Panty Flash
GO

Pictures from the Porn Convention
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Jude Law’s Hair is Fucked
GO

5 5 Week Old Birds are their Creepy Owner
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Doutzen Kroe’s Best Instagram Pics
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Guy Makes Stock Photos Funny
GO

Girl Fails of 2014
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Photoshop Master Ads Himself to Pics
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This Hipster Penis Window Dress is Fucked
GO

Slut of the Day
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Negotiating nudes is a lot easier than negotiating a mortgage, a new car, a raise at work, a night out with the boys without your wife who robbed you of your freedom and your life, and even a free drink at the bar…that’s why all my time is spent on that..not that you care about how pathetic my existence is…or that I keep going because of 20 year old vag is a win….even if it is a lose..

No Bras!
GO

Miss Canada is a Fucking Joker
GO

Aubrey Plaza Sucking on a Cigar and Flashing her Pussy
GO

Sex Box is a TV Show Where Couples have Sex in a Box
GO

Charlize Theron Eating
GO

Jay Leno on Bill Cosby
GO

SLUT of the DAy
GO

Early Facebook Commercial
GO

Olivia Munn’s Cleavage!
GO

Bai Ling’s got a Great Shirt On
GO

Lebron Slam Dunk Challenge
GO

Katy Perry Saved TLC
GO

Elton John Makes 500k a Show in Vegas
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Paula Abdul Got Work
GO

Miley in Some Paparazzi Pics
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Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Died Yet
GO

Hipster Looking for Love on IndieGogo
GO

Jennifer Connelly is Old as Fuck
GO

Gwyneth Paltrow Scaring People
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LeAnn Rimes at the Airport
GO

7 People Who Sold Their Bodies for Superbowl Tickets
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Everything Wrong with Matrix Revolution
GO

The Tinder Girl Who Fucked Odell Beckham Jr.
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The Penis Window Rick Owen’s Rapper Dress
GO

Demi Lovato’s Upskirt
GO

I would Fuck Becki Newton
GO

Stephanie Davis – Nip Slip
GO

Adriana Lima’s Booty
GO

Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Video for Instagram
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Tit
GO

Crazy Female Wrestler
GO

Gay Guys Acting Like They Do on Dating Apps Freaks Me Out
GO

White One Piece Jacked Up an Ass
GO

Big Tits Sell Burgers
GO

Man Fucks a Stuffed Animal in Walmart
GO

Jeff Goldblum PDA
GO

Women’s Abs are Amazing
GO

Kat Graham’s Dance LEssons
GO

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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Hot Stripping Girl By the Window…
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Girls Motorboating in the Ladies Room
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Ass on a Motorbike
GO

Czech Girl Parties Too Hard
GO

Huge Tits in a Sweater
GO

Hot and Silly Selfies
GO

Cam Orgasm
GO

Czech Girls Fucking….
GO

Milk Juice!
GO

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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Exclusive for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last month, I was creeping on a photoshoot surfer Anastasia Ashley was starring in for an underwear company called CHEEKI BRAND ….so I had my friend creep along with me and take these awesome 35 mm pics of her ass….because let’s face it…we’re hip, we like film but more importantly, when you’re a surfer in half squat all day…it’s all about your fucking ass…and all that matters is that ass…and figuring out why you’re taking pics of it…not eating it…because clearly it belongs in all of our collective faces….

photos by Russ Roe

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2015

22

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Video of the Day

Canadian Shay Mitchell from whatever the fuck the hugely popular show that got her 4 million fans on her instagram….which is a lot of fucking people…especially when you’ve never heard of Shay Mitchell and I know you haven’t, because I’ve hardly heard of her…and do this shit all day…has figured out the key to getting talked about is producing as much bikini content possible, because motherfuckers love bikinis….I mean she’s even brought a camera person on her trip, to produce videos like this, which all seems a little desperate, but when you’re ethnically ambiguous ass gets this far from the frozen tundra you are from…fucking bring it….with what is pre-sex tape level whoring but whoring none the less….and I’m all about it…I am just unhappy we never ran into each other doing Canadian things…like fucking babies seals……

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

22

Jan

Miley Cyrus of the Day

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards…


Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout?

And I am all about this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus