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2015

05

Jan

Lea Michele Does Bikinis of the Day

I think we can all agree that Lea Michele is not cute. She’s also probably not a very good person, seeing how she handled her “fiance’s” drug addiction, and spun the lie that they were together in her favor to get the sympathy of the world, when you know that she didn’t actually give a shit, and if she did, it was based on how it affected her image, because if she gave a shit, homie wouldn’t have been smoking crack in a hotel room in Vancouver…which leads me to a very important point…that I think I need to address…and that point is…why the fuck do I know this shit…

That said, since no one wanted to do a bikini shoot with Lea Michele, Glee is over thus she is Over…and doesn’t matter…and probably never should have mattered due to her man face…

So she did it herself…for social media…and they are hardly as slutty as they should be…


That said….To See All The Paparazzi Bikini Pics of Her…Because the Paparazzi Always Cares
Click Here

Posted in:Lea Michele

2015

05

Jan

Jessa Hinton’s Pizza Bikini of the Day

A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

Jessa Hinton is a Playboy chick, and she has been involved in what is probably the single most viral bikini in the history of bikinis, because every one loves pizza, it is the most viral of foods ever and everyone loves bikinis, it’s the most viral of clothing girls can take pics of themselves wearing…and everyone loves fake titty girls who look like they could have virusees thanks to college party gangbangs, and mean producers who promised them everything…

All this to say, Jessa Hinton….is officially relevant…and all it took was a pizza bikinis…she’s the Emily Ratajkowski of 2015….

All this to say, this is the most important thing to happen all day…far more important than Cameron Diaz’s marriage…or all the has-beens still in bikinis I’ve posted and seen posted around the internet…this is what matters.

Posted in:Jessa Hinton

2015

05

Jan

Victoria’s Secret’s Swim Book of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

05

Jan

W Magazine’s Acting’s Brightest Stars of 2015 of the Day

I don’t know if this is really that interesting to anyone…since it isn’t interesting to me…I figure I’ll post it anyway…because I’ve decided to create a hell existence filled with exposing myself to shit I don’t like…in efforts to remind me why I hate the world….

So W Magazine partnered up with photographer Tim Walker…and they took a bunch of different covers, because I guess that’s how they sell copies…and it featured who they’ve decided are the hottest stars of 2015…even though they’re all the same motherfuckers as the last 4 ywars…it’s like Hollywood needs some new fucking blood already…

The “stars” are:

Amy Adams, Shailene Woodley, Keira Knightley (posing with Benedict Cumberbatch), Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Moore, Elle and Dakota Fanning, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and who gives a fuck…

The pics however, are pretty cool…I approve…even if the people in the pics are boring…

Posted in:W Magazine

2015

05

Jan

Dylan Penn Is in a Campaign of the Day

Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter he had with Robin Wright. She’s a bit of a babe at 23, making a name for herself by leveraging her name, which I guess is what you would do if you weren’t a loser for a long line of losers….and I just think it is too bad that she’s doing these elegant style campaigns that are almost classy…because I need my rich girls to be broken thanks to their narcissistic fathers neglecting them, making them turn to drugs and random cock, hoping to get attention or noticed…while trying to fill the void left in their souls by their dads….

So in a lot of ways…this campaign makes me sad…it represents all that went right in her life…that I would have rather went wrong…because I am a an asshole…

But the good news is that she’s still an aspiring model, and aspiring models are all whores…and we like whores….at least I do…even when they are too high end for me…I still know what they are about and that’s usually enough to make me happy….

Ermanno Scervino S/S 2015 AD Campaign from ERMANNO SCERVINO on Vimeo.

Posted in:Dylan Penn

2015

05

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess Preview of the Day

I wonder how she got this job…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

05

Jan

Lady Victoria Hervey Royal Period Bikini of the Day

This is amazing..not because I have a period fetish…because I don’t have a period fetish, like I don’t love going down on girls when they have their period, even when the tampon is in, and I don’t love to look like I’ve just left a crime scene after fucking a period, but I am not entirely disgusted by it….but I do have a period fetish when I’ve been fucking a bitch without a condom and she thinks she’s pregnant…even though I know it is impossible, since I am broken…

This is amazing…not because I love surprise periods at inopportune times, it is the classic tween fear that carries through a girl’s life…..I mean I’ve experienced periods hit white pants, white bikinis, all kinds of times to unsuspecting women…I’ve seen some period stains on girls so bad I thought they miscarried in the movie theater…

This is amazing…because it’ a whole new level of fame whoring….first there was the bikini pic, then the nip slip, then the pantyless upskirt, then more bikini pics, then more nip slips…where was she to go…sex tape or this….

You see Lady Victoria Hervey, despite sounding all Royal and Regal and elegant, is a fame whore…and this…is her bringing the fucking big guns…for the the paparazzi taking the bikini pics of her…

The paparazzi are so nice for putting this out there for her…because all of sudden she finally matters…

All this to say…at least she wasn’t eaten by a shark….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Victoria Hervey

2015

05

Jan

Kirsten Stewart is a Bitch and Other Videos of the Day

Skinny Girl of the Day

Whole Foods Beat Down

Drunk Bike Ride

Knife Thrower Fail

Camel in the Ocean

Police Shooting of the Day

Girl Punches a Dude and Dude Punches Girl….

Biker of the Day

Birthday Cake Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess the holidays are over for a bunch of white collar, uppity motherfuckers in high paying office jobs, who don’t realize that they’ve got it made, because they are still chasing the fucking carrot held over their head that is their friend or co-worker who makes more than them, because that is the American Dream…buying shit you don’t need to have a strong social media illusion…and being forced to work 80 hours a week to try to afford it…instead of scaling back, lowering the quality hooker you fuck, moving on a beach in the third world, and sitting all fucking day, so that everyday can be a fucking holiday…idiots.

That said, follow me on instagram – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and snapchat…because snapchat is the latest vehicle to send nudes and I’m all for it…even if it only lasts 5 seconds…because 5 sccond of pussy is better than zero…. @drunkenstepdad

Here’s a creepy thing the record player did – while listening to Johnny Cash…we call it DJ GHOST….

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

The Dude who Got Cursed Out trying to get a Kristen Stewart Autograph….
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Girls in Lingerier
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Sly Stallone will be in another Rambo
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12 Moments When Quick Reflexes Came in Handy
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Old People React to Kim Kardashian’s Nudes
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Heidi Klum Showers in a Bikini
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People who Summon Birds like a Disney Princess
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Boston Cop Arrested after Using Racial Slurs
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Real Models as Barbie Dolls
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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This Disney Prince is a Viral Hero
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Summary of 2014
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20 Camouflaged Pets….
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Aaron Paul Addresses Han Solo Rumors…
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Brad Pitt Song of the Day
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7 Year Old Loses His Tooth with a Golf Ball
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8 People Who Walked in Front of the Camera by Accident
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Malia Obama Pro Era Shirt…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have decided to offer myself as a sexual aid/coach, where I let girls I meet on TINDER use me in their sex lives with random dudes they meet on TINDER, by putting me on speakerphone while they are fucking the random dudes they meet off TINDER, so I can coach them….I make for better sex. It’s a fact.

I figure, I don’t fuck people from the internet, unless they are really worthy of polluting themselves with me/my mouth, I’m a married man…but I can direct them to be the best they can be.

I guess that’s my contribution to the world in 2015 So far…

Here are some stepLINKS…

10 Pictures that Aren’t Dirty – But That Are Dirty
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Bikini Thong of the Day
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Ant Man Teaser
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Heidi Klum Beach Porno
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Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence on a Date
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Taylor Swift Makes Her Fans Cry
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Mirror Selfies
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Stephanie Pratt Proves Jet Packs in Bikinis are Not Erotic
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Slut of the Day
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Alice Eve Got Married in a Bikini
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Awkward Ohio State Fan – Possibly Getting Caught in the Act
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Kat Dennings – Dating Josh Groban
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Bai Ling is a Topless Fame Whore You Love
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Kathleen Bangs EVERYONE
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Jim Carrey’s Inspiring Mesage
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Deadly Animals Not Taking Your Shit
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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New Year’s Even Party at the Playboy Mansion
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Teresa Palmer in a Bikini
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Sophie Reade and Other Glamour Models Naked
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits in Gone Girl
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Perfectly Timed Photos in China
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini
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Justin Bieber Skates – Doesn’t Die
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What Back to the Future Got Right / Wrong About 2015
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Claudia Jordan Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco is a Feminist – Redbook Lied
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Maitland Ward is Ridiculous
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Troian Bellisario Photoshoot for Schon Magazine
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12 Moments That Can’t End Well
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I Still Dig Heidi Klum’s Toplessness
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty in Leggings
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The Love magazine advent Calendar Round-Up
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Greek Actress See Through
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Iggy Azalea’s been Diagnosed with Lock Jaw
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Mark Schultz from Foxcatcher Doesn’t Like Foxcatcher
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Miranda Lambert’s Thick in Jeans
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Lookin’ Down Casey Batchelor’s Shirt
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Joanna Krupa Party Slut
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Raffaella Modugno in a Swimsuit
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Pam Anderson in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez Ankle Flash Causes Scandal
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Girls in a Bikini
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Iggy Azalea Cleavage
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Robotic Spider Dress
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The Girl Who Pranked her Brother for a Year with Snapchat
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl in Pink Tits
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Slow and Sexy Strip
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Sabine – Glamour Model Tits
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Strip Poker Picture of the Day
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Extreme Penetration
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Naked in Bed
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Brazilian Lesbians
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Crackhead Mom Breastfeeding or Katy Perry ?
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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See Through Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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