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2015

02

Jan

Rita Ora’s Tattoo of the Day

The other day, Rita Ora posted some picture of her tattoo…and as someone who hates tattoos almost as much as I hate bottom-feeding popstars who have hustled every angle to be relevant, who are finally relevant, because they have bad attitudes and think “I deserve this, I’ve worked hard for this, Finally the world bought into my shit”…I’m more into “please help me”…or “please post this song…I need the views…I’ll send you spread ass pics”….it’s more accessible, exciting and interesting that when these girls start getting paid…

I don’t mind what’s going with her side tit….

That said…here are some pics of her and Katy Perry thrown into the mix because why wouldn’t she be posting pics of herself with an actual star…

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2015

02

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez in a White Bikini of the Day

I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me…

I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to….

But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Jan

Kinga Kaza Intense Nipple for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know Kinga Kaza, but I think she’s a fashion model, who borders on alternative model, but maybe I’m just assuming that these safety pin through nipple pics are real, when they are really probably just a photographic lie…but what isn’t a lie…is her nipples…something that no one really get excited about in this throat fucking porno fueled society….but that thanks to this throat fucking porno filled society…means so many girls are all about tit pics, because “whtatever, it’s just tits’….which has been an amazing revolution of man kind…for someone who has spent the better part of 2 decades trying to get girls to show me their tits by saying “whatever, it’s just tits”…I am a visionary…20 years ahead of our times…finally…the tits are catching up with my vision… I should have a religion…

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2015

02

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Does Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy….

But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think…

This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…

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2015

02

Jan

Rhea Durham’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day


I can’t appreciate this model showing her nipples on the beach in Barbados, even though I love model nipples, even if I never really heard of this model so to me she’s not even a model, but rather just a girl showing tits, because she, who apparently a big deal as a model before I got started on this site a decade ago, and probably before she got married to what I assume is a rich guy, because that’s the model retirement plan….

Not that it matters…what matters is that I can’t appreciate this tit slip, even though tits aren’t a big deal and barely matter this generation, but still matter to me because I’m an old school pervert because her name rhymes with Lena Dunham…and that makes me hate her…

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2015

02

Jan

Margaux Brooke for Revs Digital of the Day

I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, you see because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, or the time they got raped or had a bad relationship, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about getting to know them on a personal level, which just brings guilt when you know you’re underpaying them for the sex you just hired them for…

Unless you’re like me and have no soul, in which case…guilt and empathy don’t exist, but getting annoyed by a hookers nonsense, still does…so stick to getting naked girls…

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2015

02

Jan

Tara Reid’s Stomach Veins of the Day

There’s nothing quite as magical as a skinny girl with fake tits in a bikini…looking like a leathery corpse…from some kind of Zombie apocalypse, which I can assume is the premise of her next NetFlix movie, and she’s just getting into Character…

I mean there’s just nothing healthier on a girl than a distended belly, up on some malnourished ethiopian who eats bugs and sand, so skinny, that all you see are massive veins, only not because she’s some steroid weightlifter, but because she’s either anorexic or dying…

Reminding us all to choose the party life…well into your 30s…because by 40…you’ll look awesome…

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2015

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Hard Tween Nipple of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the forgotten Kardashian. The last to be squirted or shat out of her mother’s opportunistic pussy….before the menopause hit…and the marketing of the other sisters started….

She’s the last teen in line to either draw attention to the family, at least until the grandkids are old enough to start whoring…and I guess she’s feeling either a little back burnered, like all the attention is going to the Kendall Jenner who is over 18, posing topless as a “model” and living the good life…so she’s decided to be a little edgier…all done up by showing off hard nipple, that looks like it is pierced, because she’s more hardcore, “ratchet” and hood than the one who think shs’s a fucking model…

What it all comes down to is that she’s just another girl, who wants attention, only unlike the girls on instagram you jerk off to, she actually makes money doing this nonsense, because she’s positioned properly…and as much as she represents all that is good about social media, like Narcissists showing off their tits…she also represents all this is bad…and that is that they can one day be rewarded for this…but then again, without the one girl who made it, like the Lottery Winner they show you on TV, all the bottom feeders need her as a beacon of hppe that one day, their whoring will pay off too….and I’m willing to watch and participate, because porn is boring, but NUDES are my everything…

That said, send Nudes.

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2015

02

Jan

Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are Arab of the Day

There is a little group of young girls, who I can guarantee think they are awesome, relevant and interesting, because the media talks about them, even though they are all average looking, rich spoiled brats who aren’t even cool, or fun, or interesting…who don’t even use their access, or money for awesome, and who just prance around living the life of luxury, that in case you didn’t know is fucking boring…even when half naked and in a bikini.

Either way, a bunch of them, including but not limited to Selena Gomez, spoiled brat Kendall Jenner, and her BFF, also rich scam model Gigi Hadid…where they joined ISIS in DUBAI, or at least that is what it looks like with their ARAB Hijab gear, that is actually offending Muslims and not joining Muslims even though joining a terrorist group would make sense, or at least give this candy-coated piles of shit some substance or edge, especially since they already terrorize pop culture…

I guess the HADID one is already Arab money…she’s probably the leader who roped the others in…

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2015

02

Jan

Taylor Swift New Year’s Eve Slip of the Day

There are a few things that I know about Taylor Swift.

That her and her team are master manipulators, who have been able to polarize her slutty behavior with both guys and girls as hopeless romance looking for love. They have managed to hide her cunty spoiled brat rich kid attitude, and she hasn’t slipped up. They also launched her in country music, turned her into pop and now she’s a huge fucking star…AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….that she’s a goofy fucking skinny giraffe looking human…who looks clumsy as fuck…so seeing her fall on New Years is cute…not because a fallen down girl is an easy girl to be a predator with…you sick fuck…but because seeing people fall is funny.

TO SEE HER PERFORMING SHOWING MIDRIFF ON TV – CLICK HERE

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