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2015

15

Jan

Megan Fox in a Bikini of the Day

Mom of two, Megan Fox, was in a bikini with her handler, who I assume fucks her really fucking good, blinding her from reality, stifling her career that could have been much more than mom of two, showing off her 6-pack, despite being a mom of two, not because she’s a superhuman, but because her body is all she has going for her, and without it, she’s just another has been hot chick who can’t act, but who looks good, despite all her plastic surgery…so she works for it..

Now I don’t care about Megan Fox, she’s old news, the ravaged baby making that happened to her vagina, just killed any little bit of interest I may have had in her, I just think her body is pretty banging, no matter what evil it represents, and I can see past that evil and send it to all the moms I know who don’t look like this, to mock them and call them out on their “Can’t lose my baby weight” lie.


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2015

15

Jan

Trashy Nicki Minaj Does High Fashion of the Day

I always find it interesting when a fashion brand, like Roberto Cavalli, who if you were to ask Roberto Cavalli, he would probably say it is top quality, luxury, and worthy of the insane prices they may charge, because they believe the fucking lie…decides to use Nicki Minaj, her implants, her ass implants, her cheesy and annoying pop image that I find offensive and mocking of black culture, but then again, I guess all of hip hop is, and people buy into it…not that Nicki Minaj is hip hop, according to Roberto Cavalli, she’s high fashion…even in her spread ass thong pics on her social media….that I’m sure Roberto Cavalli feels is trashy as fuck, but she’s got a big audience and it may sell product and really that’s what he’s paying for…which coincidentally is everything wrong in the world…better known as Nicki Minaj.

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2015

15

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess Kaley Cuoco’s nude scandal, coupled with her being a little bit crazy after killing off John Ritter because she hated Threes Company and how he mocked homos, supported by the fact that she’s going to be making 100,000,000 dollars for the nerd show she plays the hot accessible nerd-friendly chick on…because when you make 100,000,000 dollars for a shitty show everyone loves…you are pretty much set for life…so Yolo…post your hard nipples if you want to…because they are just hard nipples…and nothing compared to the nudes that were leaked of her spreading her vagina a few months ago…

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2015

15

Jan

Tory Burch Does Swim of the Day

It amazes me when I see these campaigns – like this one for Tory Burch Swim, that has had 400 people watch it, even though they probably spent over 100 dollars on the video portion alone, not even factoring the cost for the models – Jac Jagaciak, Tilda Lindstam, & Imaan Hammam…. who all make over 50k to be part of this kind of thing…making me wonder what the fucking point is, before realizing – I just care about overpaid models in bikinis…so keep it up!

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2015

15

Jan

Selena Gomez Mexican Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this picture on Instagram…I don’t really know what it’s fun….I just know it looks ethnically ambiguous, she looks wet like she just jumped out of a shower, or just finished getting fucked and cummed on and her hormones are all jacked up, making her uterus ready to be impregnated…because when you’re a Mexican, you should have a dozen kids by 22…it’s a cultural thing..thanks to poverty and Catholicism…

Catholicism, this picture, and I guess her entire career as a vapid little spoiled celebrity with too much money, premarital sex, and fan base that makes her an idol or icon instead of Jesus….proves she shits on…

Either way, I’m ok with her bloat.

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2015

15

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez for Interview Magazine of the Day

I never found Michelle Rodriguez hot.

I always found her a manly little lesbian monkey who looked like an angry, dick ripping lesbian who is just angry….you know like she was raised in poverty and still hood and angry her dad didn’t pay child support or some shit…but I guess she’s been reinventing herself, from dating models, if you consider Cara Delevingne the Socialite heroin addict a model, to doing bikini pics, to posing in magazines in her underwear…

It’s like she’s almost lookin’ like a real girl…it only took a few decades…

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2015

15

Jan

Victoria Justice Ass at the Airport of the Day

Victoria Justice went to the airport in a pair of jeans…what a little exhibitionist slut…milking her low quality, but high quantity fame…which basically means that millions of flimsy little retard kids are into following her because they watch her show, and millions of pervert dad’s who can only watch porn when pretending to take a shit locked in the bathroom turn to her for pre-jerk off foreplay while sitting next to their kids….it is their only option…you know a career that may not go anywhere, but that is at a pivotal point where it can go EVERYwhere…if she sluts herself properly…and I guess tight jeans is her strategy…I prefer more spread ass pics…that are more in line with her nude selfies that were leaked a few months ago and that she didn’t take ownership of, but should have, because it was a more interesting angle than this…


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2015

15

Jan

Kristen Stewart Bra of the Day

Kristen Stewart wore a see through shirt, showing off some kind of small sized bra, that she was well aware would be worn as outerwear not underwear…and all the creepy motherfuckers who are into her, which amazes me since she looks like an inbred crackhead you find in the ditch looking for gas to huff in efforts to forget being molested in the trailer park she ran away from…you know these Twilight fans who have not only made it through one of those piece of shit movies, but have watched the whole series over and over..

I just don’t get it…but I do know I prefer when she’s thugged out…even if I don’t really care about her enough to have any real opinion…


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2015

15

Jan

Rhian Sugden is a Glamour Model in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rhian Sugden and no one actually cares about her. She probably doesn’t realize that, but she’s getting 700 likes on her instagram bikini pics and up until social media, she probably walked around like this superstar “published” model who gets to fuck rich dudes because she has big tits..

I guess brings up an interesting social media observation and that is that you really get to understand whether your life work matters or not, when girls posting selfies and getting 100,000 people to care is clearly more important to the world…than being in any and all UK Lad Magazines from Maxim to etc…..but maybe the problem is that she is a nude model, but instagram doesn’t let her get nude, so she can’t really let her fame whoring shine…or maybe Glamour Models just never really mattered and are all just bootleg models willing to show tits lie…

I’ll still post her bikini pics…because I got nothing and cheesy and dated trashy things make me feel like I matter.


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2015

15

Jan

Reese Witherspoon and Benedict Cumberbatch Kissing for the Oscar Nominations of the Day

So the Oscar nominations came out HERE

Reese Witherspoon and Benedict Cumberbatch are nomanated, so I figured I’d post this month old video from the New York Times of them Kissing…

I think the whole celebration of over commercialized, overpaid, overpriced shit starring people who have already won the scam…is very obnoxious…but people in the industry feel like the Oscars are actually accurate in terms of best performances….

I saw Foxcatcher, it was fine, I was fingering a 27 year old over her jeans while she was busy being creeped out by Steve Carrell…instead of me…

I saw Boyhood, it was interesting, I call it the birth of a hipster….and liked the concept…but was mad I wasn’t fingering a 27 year old over her jeans while trying to ignore Mark Ruffalo’s weirdo voice…

So here’s Steve Carrell vs Laura Dern from the same series kissing…just because I missed it a month ago..

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