Rally Car Accident
Guy in BMW almost Runs Over Old Guy…Old Guy Gets Mad…Guy in BMW Gets Out and Kicks Dog….Old Guy Gets Mad
Thief Falls Through Ceiling
Drunk Driver Hits Cop that Pulled Over Other Drunk Drivers
Hockey Blooper of the Day
2015
15
Jan
The 2015 Oscar nominations came out . I wasn’t nominated for anything, probably because I don’t make movies, but I think it’s racism….or a conspiracy…or some old boys club they won’t let people like me in because I’m not a Jewish.
I can handle it, I’ll just focus on getting my snapchat/tinder/internet girlfriends to send me wet panty pics…it’s a thing…a thing I love…but may not be able to afford anymore, because Panty Supplier Target is closing down in Canada…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Jennifer Aniston is Not Nominated for an Oscar
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Tom Brady Swearts on TV
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Girls in Bed
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McDonald’s VS Healthy Restaurants…
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FKA Twigs in a BIkini
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Bieber Crashes a Republican Meeting
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Farting Horse
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The Girl with the Biggest Tits Ever
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Every website is writing about Beshine and her having the biggest tits ever…..I wrote about Beshine in May 2014….because I am ahead of the fucking curve….just saying…
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Rosie Perez Tits.
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Girls With Freckles…
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Mike Myers Signed Exclusive Deal with HBO
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Remember 1998
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
14
Jan
I’m a feminist…I say get the rolling pin out of the kitchen…and into your vagina….on snapchat while I watch…give yourself such an intense orgasm where you black out and feel like your soul leaves you…while I watch…for 10 seconds…then it disappears…and is never seen again….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Keith Richards Thinks Bieber is a Wannabe
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Amazing Wednesday Asses
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In Touch Weekly Photoshopped Bruce Jenner into a Woman
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Kristen Stewart’s Bra…
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Khloe Kardashian Named Her Cameltoe from her Tight Pants Camille…
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Ignoring a Homeless Beggar Mom…
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Slut of the Day
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NASCAR Driver Thinks His Wife is a Trained Assassin
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Rachel Bilson is a Mom
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Jennifer Lopez legs!
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Victoria’s Secret Models Walking Together…
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Titties in a Skimpy Dress
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Chris Hemsworth Naked and Wet and Dancing…
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Jamie King’s Cleavage
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Solid Pun Names for Stores
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Laura Dundovic ass in Bikini
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Naya Rivera Says Showering is a White Person Thing
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Charlie Hebdo’s New Cover Tells Muslims to Fuck Off Because They Will Die for their Freedom of Speech
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Maggie Q Is Getting Married
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Emma Roberts in Jeans
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Jodie Gasson Strips Out of a Bikini
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Nikki Mudarris in a See Through
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Miley’s Brother is Dating a Scharzenegger Too
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says Brad Pitt is Too Good for Her
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Black
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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Nina Dobrev at an Event
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Gabrielle Union Plays Ping Pong on a Porn Site
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Shay Mitchell for Maxim on a Porn Site
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Cara Santana in Leggings
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Women Stand Up Pee for the First Time
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Dakota Fanning Ass in Leggings…
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Hot Girls with Legs
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The Girl Charging Cosby is Wearing a Sheer Top
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Jodie Marsh’s Topless Tanlines
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Crazy Chick Fight Between Packers and Cowboys Fans
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Girls in Bikinis
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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18 Year Old Spread Ass
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Some Chick Named Jenny Flashing Huge TIts
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How a Serbian Girl Uses Her Social Media
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Hot Strip
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Topless Chick on a Balcony Drinking Coffee
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This Vagina Will Eat Your Soul – WARNING
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Asian Squirt
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Damazing Dildo
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Naked Gym
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Is This Magic?
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Anal Squirt
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Some Naked Chick Named Hayley is AMazing..
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Smoking Bait
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
14
Jan
If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up…
If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of…
In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly…
This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2015
14
Jan
I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world…
Posted in:Taylor Swift|Uncategorized
2015
14
Jan
Creepy dads everywhere jerk off to Victoria Justice because their lives suck thanks to the whole becoming a dad after college because their wive’s pressured them into it, tricked them into it, and they went along with it, because they felt that they had to…they felt that it was what their suburban asses was supposed to do…
She’s the jailbait, puppet, who was used as the wholesome thing, but because of being a wholesome thing, is in fact a naughty thing…and now she’s expanding her acting career…by getting into bras and fucking on camera…exciting to some…still an unknown to most.
Posted in:Victoria Justice
2015
14
Jan
Rihanna was in Beverly Hills, because she’s famous, and that’s what famous people do….and she was in a pair of leggings, because that’s what girls wear… that showed off a dimple of cellulite in her ass, because all girls have cellulite, especially when they are in their mid 20s, bottom heavy dump trucks like Rihanna, who are usually more into showing off their tits….because they remind her of being a hooker of her youth…
Posted in:Rihanna
2015
14
Jan
Here’s a little patriotic moment for all you proud Americans to stand at your desks, hand on chest, singing the national anthem, shooting off your guns into your trailer park roof, while shopping at Walmart, eating fast food, figuring out some kind of insurance scam so that you don’t have to ever work, to pay off the debt you can’t afford to pay back, that you got yourself into when buying wide-screen TVs to pollute your brain with shows like the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo, hoping one day your dumb ass gets a show of it’s own…American dreams…in the form of an Olympic winner posing half naked…and athletic…figure skater…which for a Canadian who has masturbated to figure skating…is erotic.
Posted in:Sasha Cohen
2015
14
Jan
Her name is Maggie Duran, she’s an instagram model, being shot for my hipster friends at Galore magazine
I know nothing about her, but I follow her on instagram, I’ve probably liked some of her pictures, I may have even sexually harassed her, in what girls find creepy, but what I find romantic…passionate…even sexy…and after some research you can’t really blame me…I’ve seen her naked…she’s given herself to all of us…
….which I guess is like the “she was wearing a short skirt logic in a rape defence…only for romantic instagram comments…that are far less violating, but involve a lot more “Show me your vag”…instead of aggressively taking it.
All this to say…I like her…and watching her eat her cereal…must be a fetish to at least one of you creeps
Via GALORE
Posted in:Maggie Duran
2015
14
Jan
This horse faced Canadian who made it pretty far for a Canadian, but who is still pretty much a nobody, despite being on TV once for a year or two, on 90210 as the new Tori Spelling, at least that’s what her horse face is telling me, named Jessica Lowndes, has realized that getting action on social media is strictly based on posting bikini pics…so bikini pics is what she’ll bring…fingers crossed it will get her music listened to, movie roles she’s auditioned for, people to actually care more than just stare and her hot body half naked…
The good news is that she’s on the right track…we call Sex Tape…or at least leaked nudes…she’s getting desperate because she’s tasted the fame, she’s been on the red carpet, she’s been invited to events and the paparazzi have taken pics…and now she’s just trying to make that happen again…A for Effort…
Posted in:Jessica Lowndes