2014
16
Dec
Kylie Jenner posted this ass picture – because her family made 100s of millions of dollars with their asses….so why not throw the young one, who is rumored to be banging an older black guy, because that’s also family tradition, and I guess it’s all about ass…and fame whoring that ass..with their ass to keep things relevant…or as relevant as they can….even when they should collectively be taken out back and shot…and who really fucking cares…
Posted in:Kylie Jenner
2014
16
Dec
I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that this is a photoshopped picture of Britney Spears.
She doens’t look like this…but they kept her 1990s hooker tats visible to make it seem believable, and she has been medicated, working out everyday, and probably fed by a personal chef and dietician…the girl is rich as fuck…and if she needs to be fit…she can get fit…all of us can…but not all of us care to be on the cover of Women’s Health showing our “if you get knocked up at 24 by some gold digging white trash hick, in an era you’re completely out of control and on drugs, you can spend the next 8 years in conservatorship by you dad and team of handlers, where they control every thing so that you keep making the company money, which includes not being fat, espcially not in the media”…kind of way…
All this to say, I want to be on the cover of Women’s Health…
The fact people care about this nonsense is so ridiculous
Posted in:Britney Spears
2014
16
Dec
One of my favorite con artists, Emily Ratajkowski, is today’s pile of dancing to music that isn’t Christmas Music…while dressed in clothing that isn’t Christmas clothing, in an advent Calendar for LOVE MAGAZINE ….that I guess is being ironic, because this is fashion, by not showcasing anything Christmas for Christmas…even though Em Rata…the titty model turned it-girl…all thanks to being a titty model…who can’t have actual real tits…but who pretends she does while on her whoring…is a Jew and should not participate in Christmas…as it is the one last “No Jews Allowed” – except when it comes to monetizing the holiday to generate gifts and sales for the non Jews….events
All this to say, Emily Ratajkowski, bird face and all…is very sweet…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
2014
16
Dec
Kesler Tran is a photographer….who I guess I have a lot in common with…he takes girls out to the desert and gets them half naked for art….I take them out to secluded places and get them half naked…hoping the roofies doesn’t wear off….only he takes pictures of it and I try to have no evidence…because who really needs a lawsuit…not that I would have one, because I am actually a gentlemen, even in date rape situations, where I bring girls out in hopes of fucking them, only to meet them and be disgusted by them for not matching their profile pics, only for them to end up raping me, even though I don’t want it, but can’t say no, because I am a nice guy…with creepy intentions…that get very uncreepy the second I realize she’s a pig..All this to say, this are nice pics of an unknown model. Look at them
VIA Kesler Tran
Posted in:Kesler Tran
2014
16
Dec
Reese Witherspoon is channeling some of her Pleasantville roots in this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that scream “Stepford Wife Erotica”….you know 1950s scandals involving little Jesus freaks moving to Hollywood to get famous, only to get knocked up on set, and pressuring the guy who knocked her up to man-up and be a dad to their kid, while creating more kids, like some pushy self serving bitch with her own agenda….only to do a series of shit movies, before an Oscar winning movie, that probably happened after she left said husband she had all the babies with on set of a movie they worked on like a little slut….for her agent…because fucking the people who make money off you…just makes sense…
I never found her hot, or exciting, and I am going to assume you don’t either…but someone must….because why else does she exist? Maybe she’s right, and the lord she pretend to cherish and obey, even though she’s a heathen, hollywood, false idol, who lives a lavish and exclusvie celebrity lifestyle, proving she is full of shit…not that you needed proof…she’s Hollywood – it’s kinda what they do…
Posted in:Reese Witherspoon
2014
16
Dec
Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter…she’s a model..which was apparently a really difficult job to get being Sean Penn’s daughter…he hasn’t been in Hollywood for the last 30 years and he doesn’t have a recognizable name, or any connections with massive agents, that he could call to say “hey my daughter’s not into school, or doing anything of substance in her life, and I’ve got enough money to give her so she doesn’t need to work, can you get her some modelling gigs to validate her, yes I know everyone is a model thanks to instagram, but just make her a legit one so she doesn’t feel left out by her other rich, vapid, useless model because they are rich…friends”….that is my Sean Penn impression, it is not the future, but connected brats being models is…and that’s not to say Dylan Penn doesn’t deserve the attention because the cum that made her is A List…it’s to say there are hotter girls out there who are better suited for this, but just not as interesting because they don’t have connected parents…and more importantly, any girl who aspires to be a model – is garbage you should promise things to…but only if she lets you pee on her…so you always have the upper hand…
Posted in:Dylan Penn
2014
16
Dec
I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models…
They are:
Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia
Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno,
Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury
I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…
2014
16
Dec
Here’s some of the Sony Leak…that made me laugh…
This can’t be real…but if it is…it’s amazing….but more importantly it is a solid reminder that LA is filled with the most horrible fucking people, who make way too much money, making too much garbage, and celebrating it like it is amazing…but not as amazing at how ridiculous these high powered execs are…seriously…
Posted in:Amy Pascal
2014
16
Dec
I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
16
Dec
Naomi Campbell was at one point in time one of the biggest things in modelling, which is almost amazing to think about, because the world is racist, and most tall black girls aren’t made into millionaire models, but instead used for other things, like the mom of 6 babies with different daddies…I’ve seen Maury…I know how it is…
Luckily, I’ve never been a racist, I mean the first tits I ever jerked off to were from National Geographic African tribes, and I’ve carried that love for black women with saggers into my adult life, not that I’ve ever banged any black girls, they always give me atitude and laugh at my small penis…but I would…
Not that this has anything to do with Naomi Campblell, the billionaire dating supermodel, who clearly still has it going on in Agent Provocateur lingerie….but this is my site, I’ll talk about what I want to…
Posted in:Naomi Campbell
