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2014

16

Dec

Pizzeria Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Use of a Pick-Up Truck

Brazilian Car of the Day

Cop Slips on the Wet Floor

Cops Use Taser on Thief

Dancer of the Day

Chinese guy who put on bras on the bus to honor his dead wife

Texas Police VS 76 Year Old

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

16

Dec

Jennifer Aniston in Allure of the Day

I don’t think Jennifer Aniston is that hot…I mean not now at 100 fucking years old, and not when she was on Friends…

I think people were only responsive because she had fat tits and hard nipples while on a hit show, when hit shows mattered…

I figure if she’s not good enough for Brad Pitt, she’s not good enough for me, throw her out like last week’s kitchen garbage, shitty sitcom star…

But I’ll still look at her dried up, menopausal, not good enough for anyone to marry….tits…in Allure’s January issue…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2014

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after he asked me to leave because I was making the girls uncomfortable..it’s like I was the alcoholic version of Tiny Tim and that motherfucker was scrooge…but the good news is once I left…strippers…my life is so predictable and equally depressing…

Here are some steplinks…in the morning…

Kris Jenner Christmas Slut – is No Mircle
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The Hangover Olympics
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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16 Smooth Bro GIFs
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Disney Characters in some Gritty NYC Backdrops
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Asian Hotties from Marco Polo
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Charli XCX See Through
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Supercut of TV Christmas Trees
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X-Rated Pizza
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Google Trends Release their Report
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Free the Nipple Movie…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am really into making girls masturbate at their offices now…

I’ve been dabbling with it for a while now…and it turns out that every single girl I talk to is into the idea of bathroom break orgasm..

Now maybe I deal with perverts and weirdos…or maybe this is the way it has always been…but thanks to cellphone technology…it’s something I can participate and take part of…because we’re all fucking crazy anyway….and if you can’t cum at work…why fucking work….unless you work at a daycare or something…in which case…that’d be bad..

But not as bad as Adriana Lima’s “Subliminal” Instagram

???????? WORD ????

Uma foto publicada por Adriana Lima (@adrianalima) a

Intense…in bad way – now here are some morning links…

Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce at a Justin Timberlake Concert is Some Incepton Shit
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12 People who Nailed Christmas
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Alexa Gerrard Bikini
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Paris Hilton Has No Bra – But She Does Have Herpes
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Rihanna’s Topless Instagram Picture
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Top 10 Mistakes People Make at the Gym
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Alexis Ren – Bikini Pics
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Girls in Sports Bra
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According to TUMBLR – Kendall Jenner is the Most Popular Model of 2014
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Megan Fox Leeggings
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Bar Refaeli Ass in Jeans
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Celeste is the Slut of the Day
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Kat Torres Fat ASs
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Sienna Miller Does Vogue
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Kim Kardahsian Wants a Flat Ass
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How To Eat Live Octopus
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The Best Coffee Mugs
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100 Stupid Fucking Selfies
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Edita Vilkeviciute for Next Swimwear
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Weird Holiday Traditions Around the World
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Construction Equipment Used for Fun
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Selfie with a Monkey
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Kristen Steward Booty…
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Testing Dog Barking Collar
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Carly Lauren Nice Cleavage
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Miss South Africa Crowned Miss World…
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Kristine Zandmane Naked for LUI Magazine
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Camilla Christensen Topless Danish Model of the Day
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Dogs Who Don’t Fetch
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Xenia Deli for Vogue Russia
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Nicole Trunfio Naked and Pregnant
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Should You Sit on Public Toilets
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Stephanie Bauer in a See Through Dress
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Suki Waterhouse Humps the Toblerone
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Top Model Instagram’s of the Day
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How To Deal With Snow
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Daisy Lowe Does Christmas
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret
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Monika Jagaciak for Victoria’s Secret
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Women Try On Vintage Bras
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Hot Asians
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Kayla Swift – Wet Boobs
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Bieber Wrestling Dudes
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Big Booty in Tight Pants
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Amy Adams in a Shirt
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Florida Cop Pulled Over Harvard Grad for Playing Fuck Da Police
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Kahili Blundell is a Hot Model
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PIZZA PORN
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Angelina JOlie Got Nominated for an Award
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Slutty for Xmas
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Some Chick Named Sabine is Topless
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Topless Pregnant Fetishists Love These Girls
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Car Show Babes Washing a Car
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This Queef Sister Edit is So Weird
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Some Japanese Shit
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Iggy Azalea See Through
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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In Bag Inspection Surprise….
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Mommy Likes When Strangers Watch Her Masturbate
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Dec

Nicki Minaj’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Nicki Minaj is the kind of girl or performer who is a pile of fucking bullshit.

A total fucking lie with zero authenticity in anything that she does. Up on some puppet shit for the labels she gets used by….

Her music, is the kind of music, that when it comes on the radio, you instantly say “I hate this fucking cunt, I want her and her bullshit to fucking die, in the pile of shit it was pulled out out”….a pile of shit we can assume is her ass…an ass she is all about showing off – because fat ass is big now…and she’s got a fat ass…probably one with implants…as we’ve seen in other pictures…a fat ass she’s probably had her entire life before she did the whole waist training thing to make it seem desirable by white people who have never seen anything like this…and I guess it is…

So she first hit the scene as a accessible black lady gaga for the urban crowd…and now she’s up on some COCO glamour modeling…

Reminding us that pop culture is so fucking lost right now…which is ok…because it means their stars put out half naked shit like this..I mean a Calendar? It’s called google, or iphone, what ghetto asshole are you trying to lure in with this…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

15

Dec

Kris Jenner Does Christmas of the Day

We should have known that when Kendall Jenner did this Love Magazine publicity stunt, where she got spanked by Santa…in efforts to whore herself out in a creative way…so that her family can have another generation of being a whore…

You know it started in the 80s with a gold digger with a dream, who sugar babied a lawyer and shat out a bunch of twats, who lived the most obnoxious of lives, thanks to the 80s rich being tacky as fuck…before seeing their neighbor and friend profit from a sex tape, only to design a sex tape of their own, for the daughter who was the most in the scene, to next level everything, play the victim card, and fucking win…I mean fucking for money is a family tradition…and bitch was fucking brother’s for free anyway…might as well make it work…and make it work they did…

So I guess…when she can get a taste of the glory she wanted for herself, instead of just living off her kids she’s exploited to fill that void, she takes it and if I was THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR , I would have used her too…there is no way this won’t go Viral…not because it is hot…but because it is pathetic…

Posted in:Kris Jenner

2014

15

Dec

Rita Ora’s Panty Booty Dance of the Day

Rita Ora is one of these modern and boring – attention seeking – popstars – over-sexualizing themselves for record sales – because the record industry is drowning so bad that they need hookers to basically gogo dance their way into the media to sell 1 dollar a download songs..

It is like we’ve reverted into a time when girls only got noticed if they were pinup models…otherwise they’d be kept in the kitchen…the most simplistic fucking way to get famous…and it works for me – because slutty behavior at the top, with the ‘idols’ – leads to slutty behavior by all their followers…which happens to be a lot of people…thanks to pop culture raping a society of free thinkers…who just buy into what they are fed, because it is easy…and so are the stars invovled….just trying to be Rihanna as hard as she can…she’s been at this for at least 4 years…and it looks like she’s made it…but not really…it looks like she’s still trying to get noticed…but apparently that’s making it….

TO SEE HER ASS PERFORMING AT SOME CHRISTMAS SHIT – BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE CHRISTMAS SHIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

15

Dec

Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

If I know one thing, which I don’t really…. LUCI FORD …is the fucking future….she has one of the hottest fucking INSTAGRAMs …and one of the hottest fucking bodies…and she takes one of the hottest fucking pictures…thus making her the fucking hottest….

Now this shoot may not be Christmas themed, there may not be a bow wrapped around her under the tree, but as far as I’m concerned it is a Christmas Miracle…that I’d like to lick like a Candycane…but maybe I’m just festive like that.

Posted in:Luci Ford

2014

15

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Slutty Santa Video of the Day

Ariana Grande, is a big popstar deal, thus making her music absolutely horrible, intolerable, but you probably know the words of, because that’s how radio raping your ears work, kind of like Big Sean’s big Penis, rapes her vagina, when she’s not too busy being a silly, plastic, fabricated popstar cunt.

All these girls are are interchangeable, they sing the same stupid songs, they are packaged the same stupid way, some for specific markets, it’s all strategic and not dude to any work or merit of their own….it’s just a fucking money making scam…

And this one shows off legs, wears the leotards, is not as ratchet and raver as Miley, not as black or hip hop as Nicki Minaj, but still just filliings slots, while having their slots filled, and here she is pushing being sexy as far as she can, while remaining cute, because that is her mandate for her branding, even though you know she’d be sucking dick on video if she was told to, because that’s how these things work..

So today, while people care, it’s a Christmas morning twerk…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

15

Dec

Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

Posted in:Taylor Swift