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2014

31

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Brazil..dressed half naked with her nipples photoshopped out because either she’s a Barbie Doll created in a lap, or one of her lecherous, parasitic children chewed it off while robbing her of her sex appeal…even if she still looks good, you know that vagina has seen better years and is forever destroyed….

Happy New Year!

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

31

Dec

Police Chase Naked Guy on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

News Anchor on Play Doh Crisis

How to Open Champagne like a Boss

Weed Jesus

Idiot on Price is Right…

Kim Jong-un Flying a Plane

New Zealand’s New Years Eve Fireworks

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

OMG, I hope you’ve figured out your New Year Plans, your New Years Dress, where you’ll be a midnight, who you will be with so that you can get that crush to give you your kiss, as a good luck charm to ring in the year, that if you’re lucky will end up being unwanted pregnancy…to teach you a lesson for being such an asshole…and I love asshole.

Here are the last 2014 Morning Hangover Dump for those who care, and most of you don’t, so they’ll have to tide you over til next year’s Morning Hangover Dump…tomorow…asshole….

Girl Reacts to One Direction TIckets
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10 Men Dressed Like New Years Baby
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Price is Right Fail
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap…
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People Who Don’t Understand Gas
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Hilaria Baldwin is Flexible
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Kid Destroys Dollar Store
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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple….
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Laura Cremaschi Wears a Thong
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What Your Dog Does When You Leave
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10 Most Damaging Hacks
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Countries with the Most Breast Implants
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Obama’s Heartfelt Message
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Lizzie Cundy In a Bikini
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Play Doh Ruined Christmas
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Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was called out on tinder, by a girl on tinder, for being some kind of sleaze misogynist who prey’s on insecure girls, and who exploits insecure girls, when really all I do is make fun of celebrities, who aren’t insecure and who need to be made fun of because they are paid a lot of money, and I only look out for insecure girls, so that I can have sex, since any girl with any self esteem or self respect would never fuck with me, and that makes for a lonely existence, especially when married to a pig….and we all deserve the right to fuck…hence why I’m on tinder…

It’s New Years Eve Eve….listen to some Eve and strategize where the single girls will be…because I don’t know much, in fact I am an idiot, but I do know that girls love kissing motherfuckers on New Years…and kissing is the gateway activity to anal…seriously…think about it…have you ever fucked a girl up the ass without kissing her…exactly…

That’s all I have to say about that…Here are some stepLINKS….but first FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM

Play Doh’s Dick Shaped Mold is Amazing
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Kaley Cuoco’s Worst Photoshoot…
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Slut of the Day
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Sony Hacker was Probably a Chick – Obviously…
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Random Ass in a Bikini of the Day
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Lauren Stpner – Bikini
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Jessie Nizewitz Gaping Vagina….
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Woman Shot and Killed By Toddler at Walmart
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings…
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Kristen Stewart Lookin’ Homeless…
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Celebs in Bikinis in Barbados….
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A Bunch of Pics of Surf Girls
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Play-Doh Dildo!
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Water Whore….
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Yellow Bikini…
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Ruby Matthews is Good
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10 Grown Men Dressed as New Year Baby
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Cornstarch Flame Thrower
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Sharni Vinson in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Nose Job
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Jeremy Renner – Divorce
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Robert DeNiro Poses With Legs….
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Casey Neistat Documents the Birth of his Daughter
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Jennifer Morrison Shitty Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Christmas…
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How To Stop Car Windows from Steaming Up
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Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini
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Hilary Duff Tiny Tanktop
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Strap Boob is a Thing…
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Chrissy Teigen One Piece….
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Color Changing Car Prank
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Rhea Durham in a Bikini
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Giada De Laurentiis Divorce
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Hottest Eliza Dushku Pics
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Odeya Rush in Grey Magazine,..
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Lady Victoria’s Nip Slip
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Emma Stone Street Walker
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Simon Cowell Jet Skis
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The Korean Sluts from The Interview
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Josephine Skriver Bikini Modeling
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Pam Anderson Hepatatis Legs….
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits….
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The Countries with the Most Breast Implants Per Capita
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Fan Snorts Sriracha after Losing Bet
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People Who Don’t Understand Gas Stations
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Babe in a Green Bikini
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Redhead Looks at herself Naked
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Naked Old Chick
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Tessa Fowler Big Tits…
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Some Sweet Fucking Titties
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Lakeside Nudes
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Slutty Promo Pics
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Lauren Nicholas See Through
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Kate Moran Naked in Some Movie…
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Amy Hood Naked
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Big Old Titties
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Random Actress in a See Through
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Drunk Stuck in a Toilet Stall
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Dec

Rihanna Does Yacht Parties Right of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so all over the map….but consistently more and more naked…

From poor Garbage man’s daughter who was rumored to be prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14….to half naked on a yacht in St Barts like the hired entertainment….all after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself….

I’m a fan.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

30

Dec

Famous Enough People in Bikinis on Vacation of the Day



Lana Del Rey Who Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini, is only Half in a Bikini



LEA MICHELE MOURNING HER FIANCE’s DEATH WITH HER BOXY APE BODY


< Michelle Hunziker's Pregnant Bikini is Disturbing



But not as Disturbing as her Pregnant bikini Crotch Shot..



Australian Margot Robbie from Wolf of Wallstreet Looking Thick



Recently Engaged – Ex Coke Mule Hooker – Current Star Sofia Vergara



LeeLee Sobieski

Posted in:stepLISTS

2014

30

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Lingerei of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably a horrible person, that’s usually what happens when you are overpaid and the industry celebrates you far too fucking much for many years…..coupled with getting booked in movies where you made one of the hottest starlets of the time, Megan Fox, irrelevant, because acting is a joke….but she’s got some real redeeming factors. For bald men, it is that she’ll date you if you’re a millionaire action star in great shape. For every other man, it’s that she gets naked for her work…just not in these pics of her own signature lingerie line, but if you’re bored, you can just cross reference it with all her other nudity…

I’d look for you – but I’m too lazy – you can just SEE EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED ON HER …there’s titties all over that shit…coupled with saying she likes bald guys if they are rich, that she made Megan Fox irrelevant and that she models nude which is great…..I repeat myself…I just did twice in this very post….that’s talent…a horribly, talent not worth rewarding.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

30

Dec

Ashley Benson’s In Bed Selfie of the Day

Ashley Benson, from Pretty Little Liars and Springbreakers fame…who has been naked for the paparazzi, if you just google, posted an in bed selfie where she pretended to be sleeping, even though she managed to snap off this silly pic, something people who are actually sleeping can’t do, because they are sleeping, but I figure you might as well take the opportunity to use this as inspiration for your masturabtion, because sleeping girls can’t say no to you cumming on their faces while they sleep….

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

30

Dec

Genevieve Morton’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s the fucking worst….but she’s got big tits…if you like that kind of thing…I’m more into spread ass pics…which she hasn’t sent me…despite my constant requests on social media…because I guess she doesn’t see those request as romance, even though it is, at least in this modern, porno filled world.

All this to say. I want her to have my babies…and not just to watch her breast feed…but to have her breast feed me…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

30

Dec

Camille Rowe in Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

Camille Rowe is an amazing model from France who is being totally under utilized for her capabilities….

Sure she’s making money, whether with NEXT or Victoria’s Secret, or whatever the fuck she’s working it for in these boring fucking catalog pics…but she is from France and in France being topless is like being clothed, and being topless is more fun than being clothed, so every one of these boring fucking pics of a half named babe, reminds me of a fail….if you ever give a girl 10,000 – 100,000 dollars to work as your spokes model…follow Terry’s Lead and MAKE HER SHOW HER TIT

Posted in:Camille Rowe