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2014

31

Dec

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini in Dubai for New Years of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Kendall Jenner…who represents the legacy or at least the future of a family that represents all evil or the WORST OF 2014…a pawn in the master plan of the devil mother, to have birthed two – three generations of profitable pussy…that she is more than happy to exploit…because it’s allowing her to live her dream through every single one of them…

The Kardashians are all that is wrong in the world, this is their future leader, ringing in 2015….like a little slut that she is…all cocky, confident and we can collectively hope that their tabloid fodder, celebrity family, falls the fuck off this year…because they’ve been “relevant” whole being irrelevant far too fucking long…

But at least she looks as good as this…like all hot bodies…they become tolerable…

Happy New Year….

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2014

31

Dec

Jessica Hart Twerk for New Years Eve of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jessica Hart, this Australian models who are dating Stavros, a Billionaire Shipping Heir who has dated people like Paris Hilton prior to this one…all while she is on a yacht somewhere bathing in diamonds or some shit that represents living the good life….that I am sure you can probably visit her instagram to experience….doing some Christmas themed Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas at all, but that has everything to do with Jessica Hart looking good half naked, because she has to…it is what will get her knocked up and set for life…

Happy New Year….

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2014

31

Dec

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like LeAnn Rimes…the country music star, who still has her loyal country music fans, despite falling off course of being a wholesome country singer, all devoted to Jesus, like they like to be marketed as, even though all of them are trashy, drunk, drug addict, adulterers because that’s human nature…especially when your childhood was robbed to sing gospel and make millions…I mean just like that she looks like a white trash stripper with her fake tits and hot body that she’s posting on the internet because no paparazzi are taking pics of her…since she barely matters…because I like all she represents…

Happy New Year….

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2014

31

Dec

Nicki Minaj for Rolling Stone by Terry Richardson of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Nicki Minaj on the Cover of Rolling Stone, shot by Terry Richardson, showing off her big fake tits, because she grew up the fat black chick in her white washed community, that no one really gave much attention to, until she pulled a PRECIOUS, went to an Audition, or got scouted to fill a slot needed at the label, before deciding to be a ratchet hip hop queen, like all the white girls are doing, taking her fat ass to the top, where I am sure she always felt it belonged…even when she had no sex appeal…

I find her a waste of time, but she makes people money, and she whores herself out, so she can’t be that bad…

Happy New Year….

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2014

31

Dec

Emily Osment’s Bikini Handstand of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Haley Joel Osment’s new rendition or version of himself that he calls Emily, thanks to being celebrated as a kid, and wanting to always remain cute…..who is also clever in his social media posts, by doing a gratuitous bikini pic, contrasted with a throwback thursday to make it wholesome, with as much strategy as his career and sex change….good job.

Happy New Year….

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2014

31

Dec

Angelina Jolie Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Angelina Jolie….a self proclaimed philanthropist, mother Theresa, mom of 1000, United Nations ambassador because it makes being a heroin addicted, daddy issue, slut who probably took a massive amount of cock, during but not limited to her career her daddy probably gave her, despite how hot she is…you know so her homewrecking, fake lip ass in leggings can sleep at night….

I think she’s lovely.

Happy New Year.

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Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2014

31

Dec

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Tulisa Contostavlos, who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, even if she’s got a more interesting and prosperous life than you…but she is in a Bikini and you’re looking at it, because it’s better than the garbage life you live…where beaches only exist in pics of shitty barely celebs, who only exist because they played victim on a leaked sex tape that went viral, because we all love sex tapes, even when they involve a girl sucking off a black dude…because it’s in trend…we get it…

Happy New Year…

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Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2014

31

Dec

Jodie Marsh Lives and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jodie Marsh….a fake titty stripper trash who should be a gutter porn star, the kind who takes 50 cocks at a time, but who is instead just some trash who gets half naked for money long enough for it to make her a name that can go to luxurious places…when she’s not being a monster professional body builder with a dick-clit….

I don’t know what this is, but I am glad she happened, and I would make her my new year’s resolution, because she’s perfect.

Happy New Year.

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Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2014

31

Dec

Models for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like these models who will never have sex with you, unless you have a a lot of money, even though they are models you’ve probably never heard of, because you’re pathetic and browsing the internet on New Years Eve…because your real life bores you and you’re looking for something interesting…anything interesting…to distract you from your hell…

The models are:

Amanda Wellsh, Aline Weber, Thairine Garcia, Laís Ribeiro, & Caroline Trentini

The magazines is Vogue Brazil January 2015.

Happy New Year….

Posted in:Photos

2014

31

Dec

Lady Victoria Hervey Nipple Slip in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Lady Victoria Hervey, who I’ve never heard of, but who is showing nipple and goes by the name Lady, which sounds fancy…like a stripper name, Royal…because she probably is a Royal, but we can never be too sure these days, since everyone is a trashy, exhibitionist slag…and thank god for that…

Happy New Year.

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