Naked Girl Jumps on Stage
Dude Who Doesn’t Like His Parking Spot Taken
Interesting Religious Celebration…in St Louis
Ladder Hack
Attempted Murder at McDonalds
2015
13
Jan
Getting drunk with recently turned 18 year old high school drop outs is always more fun when there is a drunk inuit crying at the bar because her sister just died of alcohol poisoning…or some shit…trying to make me feel sorry for her…when we’ve all got problems…but the high light of my night was more in the form of some girl, who hates the site, who told me I lost my edge 9 years ago, and who wants me dead…..sending me nude snap chats telling me how shitty I am….it’s like bitch, if you’re spreading your asshole saying “you suck at life”…I feel like I’ve won at life…all while sucking at life…interesting…
Here are some morning links…
GIrls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Jennifer Aniston Grabbing Ass at the Golden Globes
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ESPN Stars Read Mean Tweets
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Matthew Mcconaughey’s Dazed and Confused Audition Tape
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Sean Penn and Pam Anderson were Drunk for Haiti
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Breathalyzing Celebs at the Golden Globes
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Caitlin Stasey Topless
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New Avengers Trailer
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Charlie Sheen Kisses Some Dude on the Mouth
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If Kim Jong-Un – Directed the Interview
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Smoke Fills D.C. Subway
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New Publicity Stunt Pornstar – Before and After Make-Up
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Brian Williams is Into His Daugther Getting Her Ass Eaten on Girls
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
12
Jan
The highlight of my weekend wasn’t when some random dude snapchatted me his morning boner saying -“Can’t Pee with Morning Wood”…or something equally terrifying…
It was not when I had to question my sexuality because I turned down an 18 year old who snapchat’s me her pussy happened to be in town and willing to fuck…because I wanted to sleep.
It was staring at the wall…wondering where it all went wrong…because I don’t have a TV…to distract me from these things…
My snapchat is @drunkenstepdad if you want to see me cry.
Here are some stepLINKS..
Jeremy Renner Scoping Out J-Lo Tits
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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World’s Biggest Boobs Winner
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Jessica Chastain Tits
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Nikki Mudarris Sheer Top of the Day
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Whore in a Bikini
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Dad Does his Dance…
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Hailey Clauson’s New Bikini Pics
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Lily Aldridge Bikini Pics
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Johnny Deppe Making Out with Amber Heard
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Pregnant Keira Knigthley is Pretty Awful
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Gigi Hadid and Nicola Peltz Together at an Event Holding Hand
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Laura Whitmore – Lace Skirt
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Gwyneth Paltrow Showing Off Tits
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House of Cards Trailer
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Hilary Duff CLeavage
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Kate Hudson Golden Globe Booty
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The Hottest Pictures Of Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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Aida Yespica for Manic Magazine
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Why Chihuahuas Don’t Run in the Snow
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What NFL Team Will Win Super Bowl XLIX?
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Some Asian Girls
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For the Butt Hurt Cowboy Fans
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Sienna Miller’s Hottest GIFS
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Hot in Sports BRas
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Photobomb of the DAy
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Rose McGowan’s Braless See Through Nipples
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Victoria’s Secret Models in Bikinis
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Anna Kendrick Sucks in Nylon
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Uber Prank…
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The Cast of Saved by the Bell: Where Are They Now?
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Golden Globes After Parties
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40 People Sick Thanks to Drugs in Pastries
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Inverted Nipple Pump Commercial
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Bai Ling is Topless at the Beach
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Stana Katic Nipples!
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Chrissy Teigen Big Whore Cleavage
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Dog Confused by Squeaky Toy
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Kayslee Collins Nude Photoshoot
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Thigh Gaps
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First Charlie Hebdo Cover Since the Attack…
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits at the Airport
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I Would Still Do The Jane Fonda
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Today in Self Shooters…
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Extreme Fisting
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Shitty Condoms…
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Fiorella Rubino Shows her Pussy
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Today in Hoisery and Lingerie
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Nudity in Banshee Season 3
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Bitches in Heels…
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Girl Masturbates with a Banana
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Dude Hits a Girl…
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I Dig This Kind of Salad…Down to Eat My Veg
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Mom VS Stripper
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Pancake Sized Areola
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Anal Squirt
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
12
Jan
Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, looks like she has fake tits with her weirdo face Cara Delevingne ….has taken a little time away from her socialite fueled, daddy was never there for her, self involved so she got self medicating and it became an addiction…which is boring to anyone who hates addicts, since they are the fucking lowest grade human, who just should die off for their “disease” that I call being weak and pathetic, leaving room for people who actually do shit…but that I guess makes her a lot of fun socially you know a certain level of quirky to get all these A-Listers to pay attention to her….or maybe, or most likely, a-listers just like being around anything that gets buzz to stay relevant…
Either way, she went surfing in Malibu, which is so anti-UK, if you know anyone from the UK, those fuckers don’t even wear bathing suits, they are too grey skinned and rotten toothed in the dampness of their chimney sweeping life to bother….I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is…
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Posted in:Cara Delevingne
2015
12
Jan
Our friends at TheKindPen…helped us compile a list of the top 10 pictures of girls vaping…because in the event you don’t have any idea what is going on in the world…vaping is a massive fucking trend…with vape stores on every corner of every city and small down alike…because people love the shit…and I’m not just taking pot smokers, dab smokers, hash smokers..I’m talking cigarette smokers trying to quit, and flavored vapor smokers who just like sucking on mint or cherry flavored air….the shit is fucking out of control…so with any trend that is out of control…comes hot pics of hot girls posing while doing it…making the whole thing highly erotic…
Here’s 10 babes with their VAPES….
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Posted in:Top 10
2015
12
Jan
Hollywood is like a cheesy fucking High School, you’d expect or at least hope, the weirdo gothic kid who is an outcast there thanks to being chewed up and spat out by the cool kids…would blow the fuck up on his lunch break…thanks to bombs he built in his shop class..
They all know each other, they all hang out with each other, they are all these egotistical, self involved assholes who celebrate themselves, and who who think they are collectively amazing, but more amazing than the others who make up their community…
They all talk shit about each other, smile at each other to save face, go to lunch with each other….and are exclusive and exciting to the general population together…and I just don’t understand why people by into them…
They seem detached, lame, boring…they spend their time doing dumb things together…and I think Selena Gomez’s instagram feed from last night at the Golden Globes captures more than just her back fat, but everything that should make you want nothing to do with any of this shit…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2015
12
Jan
Salma Hayek went to some event the help Haiti…by what I assume was offering her milk filled breasts, that she still keeps milk filled…thanks to a breast pump she’s got at home…thanks to her husbands love of living off her land…and her Mexican indigenous genetics that are all about the breeding…
Or maybe she just showed off to show off her celebrity…
Who knows…who cares…it happened…she was there..
Posted in:Salma Hayek
2015
12
Jan
Iggy Azalea has a dumpy fucking ass, that I guess people like making a big deal about, because this is the Ass generation and white suburban kids are into anything black rappers are into…or in Iggy Azalea’s case deep inside…rocking back and forth as hard as their athletic selves can thrust in her…leaving her unable to walk a decade ago when she started this quest, but by now, ass implants and all, she’s pretty committed to it, serious about it, and capable of taking it all in…as long as it comes with a paycheck, helps her paycheck, or really brings her to this level of fame…thanks to the general population having no fucking taste…
Posted in:Iggy Azalea
2015
12
Jan
Victoria’s Secret brought their stable of girls who they own, because when it is a modelling contract, and they are paid very well, it is not called slavery, even if their modelling requires being half naked, which is pornographic to many overly uptight Christian and Muslim women, making someone like me see similarities with owning a woman, sex slavery, human trafficking, or even a porno contract…because let’s face it, the whole point of lingerie is not for function, but to increase the sex appeal of a woman for herself and/or her lover, who is either man or woman, but usually man, since Lesbians are more into wearing long johns, and the whole thing is just so sexual…but accepted by the mainstream as ok..so I guess they aren’t hookers, but girls who you pay to come to your house in lingerie to Cock/and/Ball Torture are…
Double standards….
Here are a bunch of pics of them in Puerto Rico doing bikini model bullshit..
Posted in:Victoria's Secret
2015
12
Jan
Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby…
Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter….
I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness…
Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.
Posted in:Ashley Benson