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2014

09

Dec

Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is one half Brazilian, one half Stephen Baldwin…and she’s also recently turned 18, so old enough to come out as Bieber’s girlfriend, not that she has yet, but that I assume she has or will because at 17, it made him a criminal and now it just makes her the fucking criminal for falling into his very uncool trap…but he’s still Beiber, and she’s still some rich girl who rolls with the Kardashian/Jenner sisters, who clearly doesn’t really get what’s going on, but is skinny enough to be cast as a model and connected enough for people to think she’s worth using as a model, because we all know if she was Hailey anything else, bitch would be working at the FroYo bar with all her other tween friends…and not doing lingerie Christmas for a fashion magazine….

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2014

09

Dec

Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day

Genevieve Morton and I became friends because I called her fat.

Proving that teasing the girl in the school yard because you want to bury your face in her huge tits and possibly cum inside her enough to knock her up and have her forever committed to you – all thanks to a lapse in judgement that made her forget she only likes billionaires, it’s a bikini model thing…makes them like you and it also motivates her to get in better shape so that people don’t call her fat.

Basically a win on all fronts.

Here she is from a shoot I didn’t see that dropped a few weeks ago for GALORE

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2014

09

Dec

Karrueche Tran in Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

Karrueche Tran is Chris Brown’s girlfriend, or ex girlfriend, or maybe she has nothing to do with Chris Brown…like the poor back-up dancer who was in a murder suicide thanks to her crazy fucking rapper boyfriend who apparently thought she was cheating on him and that’s enough reason to teach her a lesson by killing her than yourself, instead of doing what I do and ruining their life for years and years…it’s more effective than turning out the lights…either way…tragic…and I hope girls out there stop going after people for the wrong reasons, but instead go for them because they are nice….

Not that that has anything to do with Karrueche Tran, I mean other than she’s the girl who fucked Chris Brown, despite his abusiveness, like she was the girl who died, but that could have been a spun story by Rihanna’s camp, like she could have been the one slamming her face into the wall.

Either way, what a hot little body in this see through outfit…right…

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2014

09

Dec

Weird Green Pubic Hair in i-D’s Fashion Film of the Day

Fashion….Art…bullshit excuse to put together some meaningless video with absolutely no storyline for pretentious assholes to pretend they understand the commentary the artist is making about the sate of the world…or love…or whatever….

I know artists and I know they are a scam and they just commit to their bullshit hard enough for the idiots around them to buy into it as some top tier next level thing….everyone is looking for what’s next…

And really, I am not a hater, since Art is the number one way to get girls to dye their pubic hair green and show their tits…which happens to be something I am very into …that I didn’t know I was previously into…

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Dec

Chelsea Handler’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Chelsea Handler keeps on flashing her ass and tits – because she is no longer on TV and figures she can do whatever the fuck she wants – so why not make it little exhibitionist publicity stunts that involve her fake tits many people have already seen or her bare ass that is too old to really not be in a pair of SPANX, but that I guess she’s using to her advantage as some kind of comedic hook, or some bullshit…but I’m more into her rubbing her dirty cooch all over a park bench, and not because it’s unhygienic for her, I know her shit has seen some shit, but it’s unhygienic for the homeless guy who has to put his face on that later….

Her new name is Chelsea Handler – Dirtier than a Park Bench…

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2014

09

Dec

Miley Cyrus Gets Cougared by Paris Hilton of the Day

The story that really isn’t that interesting – is that Miley Cyrus was completely wasted during Art Basel – to the point where the Bathroom attendant wouldn’t let her into the hotel bathroom, or kicked her out of the hotel bathroom, before Miley snuck back in and locked herself in a stall with her friend, probably doing whatever drugs they could find…she’s a white trash millionaire…what the fuck do you expect…I mean roll through any trailer park in america and offer some toothless meth head a million dollars a month or more just for spending money and see what happens…

Now I don’t know who was locked in the stall with her, I don’t know what drugs they were doing, but it must have been luxurious, you know seeing as you have to lock yourself in a public piss covered toilet to do it…but the rumor that is obvious but still funny, is that Paris Hilton was all over he all night, probably trying to eat her pussy hoping it would give her powers, youth and relevance…or maybe Paris is just a dirtbag brat who fucks everything she likes…but more likely, she’s just more into associating with what she thinks is important…

Who cares…well I guess it seems like I do…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

09

Dec

Diana Moldovan Titties for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Apparently this Diana Moldovan is some Romanian model, who I guess got out of the family Gypsy business and became a model…because that’s the only options when you’re a Romanian…and thank god for that, because being from a poor, war torn communist country…and given a taste of the most luxurious life…you become very willing to get naked for your photographer, or really do anything he says, so that you don’t get deported and can still make you 10,000 – 100,000 dollars a day.

I’ve never heard of her, but in my defence, I’m an idiot who has no idea what’s current…or relevant…I just see tits and say to myself “this matters enough, I’m gonna post it”…is this internet journalism? Am I a hack? Or maybe I’m a prophet sent here to bring you model tits…I don’t fucking know…I just know these are the pics..

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2014

09

Dec

The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever of the Day

Everybody fucking loves Eva Longoria. I’ve actually had multiple conversations about Eva Longoria, and not by choice, random fucking people have giving me actual lectures on how great she is, how smart she is and how great her charity work is. I am talking people who don’t even know her, fully engaged by her scam, in what I would say clearly makes her smart, up on some sociopath level of smart, first generation Mexican American, turned TV star…clearly it takes strategy, otherwise she’d be cleaning a hotel or whatever the other first generations do….and don’t say Doctor or Lawyer or Business Tycoon…those have no comedic value…we want our Mexicans working kitchens, gardens and hotels…

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2014

09

Dec

Cheerleader Does Flips and Other Videos of the Day

Cops Tasering Inmates for Fun

NYPD Cops Shoot Synagogue Shooter

Man Saves Girl from Beating

Girl Fight…

Cops Beating Up Innocent Dude..

The Man Who Pisses on Andy Warhol’s Grave

Drunk Man on the Bus

Furry Blooper

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I always regret going down on girls from tinder, but it si the way I always convince them to come through. I say I am going to face fuck them, and for me to not go through with it, would make me a liar, not to mention, despite how disgusting it may be to go down on a stranger who is meeting a guy she spoke to for 10 minutes on a sex app, the stats say I can hardly catch anything….and I love every second of it…

Not to mention, little known fact about me…. I am to please women…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Cheerleader Who Flips Forever
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Kate Hudson – Still a Whore
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Oprah VS Ellen Rap Battle
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The Best Slutty Pics of Nicki Minaj for her Birthday
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Obama Does The Colbert Report
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Brandi Glanville Short Shorts
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Crude Christmas Cards
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Twitter Reacts to Eaten Alive
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Marky Mark Wants to be a Cop
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16 Snowball Fight GIFs
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Anastasia Ashley Feels Violated / MY PICTURE IS ON THE INTERNET
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Frozen Christmas Light Show
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Beard GIFs
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Old Luke Skywalker is Going to be on The Flash
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Elton John Falling Off a Chair
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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