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2014

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

Bowling with @anastasiaashley and @lastnightsparty at #artbasel

Une photo publiée par www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) le

Miami is alright…there’s just ass and pussy everywhere….just ask USHER – who charged his phone with a vagina and couldn’t quite figure it out because it wasn’t Justin Bieber’s vagina…

Here are some links…

Taylor Swift Frenching Girls…
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11 Gifs of Animals Attacking People
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Gisele and Her Sister in Bathing Suits
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Big Tits
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Hilary Duff VS Aaron Carter Weirdness
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Random Model in Lingerie
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Dog Fetch Fails
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Isabeli Fontana Lingerie
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Kate Bosworth Legs
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Model Yara Khmidan’s Hot Photoshoot
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Slut of the Day
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Sled Fails
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Ariana Grande Ass
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Sofia Vergara is American…
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Marky Mark wants a Pardon
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2 and a Half Men is Finally Cancelled
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Miley Cyrus at a Pool
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Maitland Ward Scarf and Panty SHoot
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The UK Lingerie Awards Happened
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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24 Hottest Paula Patton Pics
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Katie Price is Insane
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Miss Bumbum Ass
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I’m Dreaming of a Groot Christmas
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Beyonce Has the System Locked Down
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Ela Rose Nipples
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Gisele Does a Webcam Strip
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Alexandra Daddario at GQ Event
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Pro Choicer VS Pro Lifer
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The Girl Who Humps her Chair
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Chrissy Teigen Braless in New York
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Big Boobs vs Dildo
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

05

Dec

Anastasia Ashley’s Nude Pics Have Been Stolen of the Day

So this is a funny, horrible, amazing, and true story…

I am sitting next to Anastasia Ashley right now, so I know the situation first hand…I’ve been listening to it all day…and she’s almost as pissed off as the hooker who was getting beat up in the hotel hallway this morning…

She did a photoshoot/video shoot for a really hot underwear company called Cheeki Brand where she was topless to show off the product…and where she was in all kinds of compromising positions while crawling around topless to get the shots…and the video guy figured instead of putting that nude footage of her in a vault, he’d leave it in his van with all his equipment, park it in South Beach and fingers crossed, hope a crackhead doesn’t break into the car and steal everything because it’s the busiest fucking weekend in Miami…dude should have just sat on the beach and given it away…

All this to say a crackhead is running around with tons of scandalous footage of her – and she is offering a reward to anyone who finds the cards…

The funny thing in all this is how bullshit and staged it seems…I am the first to call out weak publicity stunt….but I’m here seeing it first hand…

So if you’re in Miami, and you’re a girl, let’s have sex.

If you’re in Miami and in the stolen goods market, send over that footage to her so I can go back to staring at her ass when she talks…instead of listening to this….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

05

Dec

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Making Out of the DAy

I’ve been calling Taylor Swift a lesbian for the Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss for a long time, way before they decided to move in together, even though they both make enough money to not have roommates. I figure Taylor Swift has a dark and dirty side…filled with lots of fucking sex, that she pretends is relationships, because it is good for business, and business is something good she’s got going on…she is the most important person ever..

Now I can’t tell if this is actually a kiss…but it’s enough proof for me…because I choose to believe this storyline to cross into a new market…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

05

Dec

Men of the Year Awards Happened of the Day

So GQ Had a men of the year event happen and girls brought their cleavage out..like Shay Mitchell….because girls like looking good for men of the year events…it’s how they recruit husbands and do their career development..It is a vain world and only the hot survive…

TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS IN ACTION CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

05

Dec

Sara Malakul Gets Famous of the Day

G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr

A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on

Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things…

I am more into her Titty Grabbing..

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2014

05

Dec

Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Whitney Port

2014

05

Dec

Georgia May Jagger for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…

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2014

05

Dec

Kristine Zandmane for LUI of the DAy

I don’t know who Kristine Zandmane…but I like her.

This shoot…is life fucking changing…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Kristine Zandmane

2014

05

Dec

Natasha Galinka is Amazing in a Photoshoot of the Day

So far the highlight of Miami is all the models…and it turns out that I like models…especially when they are drunk, trying to look good and be exclusive…looking for their future billionaire husbands…and it is more fun to seduce them…than other girls…

I’ve met at least 3 models, 2 were Russian models….who I guess were more bootleg than actual Russian models, because they were talking to me, and hoping I could probably make all their hopes and dreams come true, if their dreams are revisiting communist hell….because that’s how I’m living…

It turns out that Russian women are the most fucking beautiful around…and NATASHA GALINKA may not be one of those girls I seduced with my charm, because she’s not bootleg, but she iss amazing…and I’m into these colorful pics by Natalia Holiday…that make my previous assumption that Russians untrue….

Posted in:Natasha Galinka

2014

05

Dec

Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams by ThePornDude of the Day

So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam…

What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck…

That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE

Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….

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