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2014

08

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Deleted Instagram Pic of the Day

The rumor is that Ariana Grande posted this picture on her social media and then deleted it because it was too racy and her team probably made her do it, unless of course it was all a strategic play to rope in some foot fetishist, which apparently are a very loyal group, who buy albums and concert tickets and merch for the right foot…or heels…or to have a really easy to market story for a sleepy monday because all press is good press….like all pics of legs in heels are good pics…even if the legs are sloppy and disgusting…because I find anything and everything looking at, even if it’s a waste of time, since everything is a waste of time….see how philosophical I am….

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2014

08

Dec

Diora Baird Underboob of the Day

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Diora Baird is some 31 year old actress from Florida, who moved to LA and had her big break while working as a clown at Kids parties, a lot like a pedophile I once knew, who ended up getting arrested working as a clown at kids parties, which is pretty much the same as fame…

She ended up doing Playboy, and other movies like the remake of Texas Chainsaw Masssacre…and now she’s posting bikini pics on the internet with a boy I cropped out, because I am not into underboob and toddlers, who I assume is her son, because why the fuck else would she be busting out her tits with some little kid…unless of course she’s still got the kids’ party clown in her…

Either way, tits and bikini.

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2014

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Face of the Day

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Whenever you are feeling down and out…maybe a little confused and like your life has gone to shit…because your life is shit…you can always just do what I do…and look at Cameron Diaz’s recently engaged cunt face…looking like a melting pile of shit that’s done more coke than it’s done cock, and then ask yourself why her boxy menopausal body is still getting cast as the babe in romantic comedies….is it because only 40 year old divorcees watch that shit? Or is it because she’s got a good scam going on and has fucked the right decision makers…or does it have to do with Hollywood totally losing touch of reality and aging with the talent…instead of keeping things current…who knows really….what I do know…is that her face…and whatever is going on with it…is jokes…

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2014

08

Dec

Nina Agdal is a Monster Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

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I saw Nina Agdal at one of these Miami parties, she was probably a foot away from me, but figured I wouldn’t tell her who I was, because obviously she knows the site, it’s a big deal, and I target her as one of the overrated models I make fun of…

Turns out that I am right, because I am always right, and she is totally overrated, and making fun of her is totally justified, because her and her downs syndrome face…are also attached to a massive body, all big, awkward, not sexy at all, bitch faced twat, who thinks she’s a big fucking deal as she runs around drunk like some kind of a-lister…because her boyfriends are rich and I guess she’s living the celebrity life, which is better than being back in Denmark….where she belongs…right.

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2014

08

Dec

Jena Malone in a Bikini of the Day

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Jena Malone is one of the hundreds of models and actresses who didn’t ask me to have lunch with them during Art Basel…because they were too busy staging bikini photoshoots for the paparazzi because that’s what people do in Miami when they hit the beaches instead of the more private hotel pools…or beaches north of South Beach…

Not that I care about having lunch with Jena Malone. I don’t even really know who the fuck she is. But I do care about staring at her ass in a bikini, because I care about staring at all girl asses in bikinis…it’s kind of my thing…even when the girl in the bikini is garbage…a no name and even a tranny – I don’t really discriminate…

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2014

08

Dec

Lana Del Rey Panty Flash for Galore of the Day

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I drank the Galore Magazine party open bar dry the other night in Miami. Lana Del Rey wasn’t at the event, and no one was particularly nice to me because I guess I make fun of their models, while giving them free press, since I have a lot more traffic then they do, I just don’t have the cool factor that they have, and the it girls like Lana Del Rey don’t want to flash their panties at me…but who needs that approval, it requires sucking too much dick, it’s much better to be the abrasive asshole that I am, drinking open bar dry while telling the models I will make them famous, if they send me nude pics of themselves, which they all do…because that’s how the industry works….

All this to say, Lana Del Rey isn’t hot and unless these pics were her sex scene or her Eli Roth / Marilyn Manson rape scene , I’m not really interested…but I’ll post it anyway, I have nothing better to do, even though everything is better than this…especially staring at South Beach girls in bikinis…

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2014

08

Dec

Lauren Cohan for ContentMode Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who Lauren Cohan is. I don’t know what ContentMode Magazine is. I just know that she is an it girl, or someone people are interested in, because she’s on a TV show, and TV is the future of entertainment, because there’s more money in it than in movies. I also know that nude colored leotards, or whatever this outfit is, is worth trying to masturbate to when you don’t have actual nudes to masturabte to….because when you can’t have sex, and really even when you do have sex, masturbating is a pretty good sideline hobby.

All this to say, I hate posed pictures, unless the poses are sleazy like this, in which case, I really like them.

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2014

08

Dec

Zoe Saldana and Others Naked in Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t need it to be Thursday or Friday to do a throwback or a flashback, I’m wild and crazy like that, maybe even unstable and sociopathic, where I just take the rules of the internet by the balls and post these nude pics of these girls I’ve never heard of:

Kimberly Wyatt, Robyn Lawley, Millie Mackintosh, Amanda Byram, Chrissie Wellington, Jo Calvino, Terry Anderson, Louise Hazel and Zoe Hardman.

That apparently dropped in September, but that I was too drunk to notice, but I’ll post these now…to remind everyone that nude pics live forever once posted on the internet…and that you can always go back to masturbate to them like it was the first time…

Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2014

08

Dec

Tranny Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Hockey Fan Face Lick

LA Fire

Immigrant Wake-Up Call

Irish Fight

Just Doing some Dick Lifts

Fight Ends with a Jesus Freak

Crackhead of the Day

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2014

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 3:11pm PST

I’ve been watching bikini photoshoots for the last three days and it is starting to get pretty fucking boring.

Not because I’m at Art Basel, and should be looking at art like some asshole, trying to decipher what commentary the artist was making on our socioeconomic state after racism in the media, or whatever bullshit spin they have to sell their overpriced shit….

Or because Art Basel is a shit show where everyone drinks until 6 am…

But because it is getting in the way of my Tinder sex. It’s like “baby I’m only here til tomorrow role through my hotel room”…kind of thing…that I can’t do when I’m not in a fucking hotel room to do it…

It turns out the timeline of “we need to meet before my flight” makes tinder girls go “why the fuck not, I’ll never see him again”..

And that’s the fucking best.

The future is now.

Here are some morning links…

15 People Who Went Too Far with Xmas Decorations
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A Bunch of Big fucking Titties
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Drake and Diddy Got Into a Fight
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Little Girl Starts Impromptu Dance
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Leo Took 20 Girls Home With Him at an Art Basel Party
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Mark Wahlberg Seeks a Pardon for his Hate Crime
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Kayla Swift VS Hooker Water is Amazing
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Invisible Chair Prank
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20 Reasons Why Glass Doors are the Best Prank Ever
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Miley Got Kicked Out of a Bathroom at Art Basel from being Wasted…and Apparently Patrick Schwarzenegger is a bigger Rager than She Is
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Canadas Worst Driver
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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