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2014

09

Dec

The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever of the Day

Everybody fucking loves Eva Longoria. I’ve actually had multiple conversations about Eva Longoria, and not by choice, random fucking people have giving me actual lectures on how great she is, how smart she is and how great her charity work is. I am talking people who don’t even know her, fully engaged by her scam, in what I would say clearly makes her smart, up on some sociopath level of smart, first generation Mexican American, turned TV star…clearly it takes strategy, otherwise she’d be cleaning a hotel or whatever the other first generations do….and don’t say Doctor or Lawyer or Business Tycoon…those have no comedic value…we want our Mexicans working kitchens, gardens and hotels…

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2014

09

Dec

Cheerleader Does Flips and Other Videos of the Day

Cops Tasering Inmates for Fun

NYPD Cops Shoot Synagogue Shooter

Man Saves Girl from Beating

Girl Fight…

Cops Beating Up Innocent Dude..

The Man Who Pisses on Andy Warhol’s Grave

Drunk Man on the Bus

Furry Blooper

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I always regret going down on girls from tinder, but it si the way I always convince them to come through. I say I am going to face fuck them, and for me to not go through with it, would make me a liar, not to mention, despite how disgusting it may be to go down on a stranger who is meeting a guy she spoke to for 10 minutes on a sex app, the stats say I can hardly catch anything….and I love every second of it…

Not to mention, little known fact about me…. I am to please women…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Cheerleader Who Flips Forever
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Kate Hudson – Still a Whore
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Oprah VS Ellen Rap Battle
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The Best Slutty Pics of Nicki Minaj for her Birthday
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Obama Does The Colbert Report
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Brandi Glanville Short Shorts
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Crude Christmas Cards
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Twitter Reacts to Eaten Alive
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Marky Mark Wants to be a Cop
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16 Snowball Fight GIFs
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Anastasia Ashley Feels Violated / MY PICTURE IS ON THE INTERNET
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Frozen Christmas Light Show
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Beard GIFs
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Old Luke Skywalker is Going to be on The Flash
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Elton John Falling Off a Chair
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Miami…the strippers are everywhere…and I guess they need to train somewhere, so why not do it on South Beach while perverts like me watch them for free…you know to help sell lap dances you can get later that night….

Pretty amazing stuff…

Here are some links…

24 Awesome Tree Toppers
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini Ass…
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Charlotte McKiney Has Big Tits
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Miley Cyrus on the Jet Ski
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Scarjo and Jonah Hill Perform at Some Party
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Arizona Teen Gets Choked Out by a Cop
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Inappropriate Kids Toys
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley’s Amazing Booty on the Beach
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Idiots Fighting Random Things
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Random Model of the Day
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32 Hottest Nicki Minaj Pics
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Awkward on Camera Moments
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Teresa Moore Awesome Hard Nipples
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The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever
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Kate Upton Big Cleavage
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Jo DiMaggio Love Letter to Marilyn Monroe Sells for 78,000 Dollars
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BALLS ON AN ESCALATOR
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Kelly Bensimon Mom Booty in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Models on EXTRA
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Tough People
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Dogs Wearing Boots Compilation
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Cameron Diaz Shitty in Leather Pants
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Christmas Ball
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The American Horror Story Make-Up Artist
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Girls In Sports Bras
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George Lucas Won’t Watch the New Star Wars Trailer
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Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Massive Huge Topless Tits
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Big Hairy Pussy
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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White Women Booty Shake
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Viola Bailey Naked and Amazing
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Dildo
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Chubby Light Nipples Uses a Dildo
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This Brunette Has an Asshole
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Rose McGowan Nudes
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Some Greek Slut
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Dec

Olivia Wilde Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Based on the way Olivia Wilde’s vagina is eating her bathing suit, coupled with her career and level of relevance I am going to assume that she’s either a new mother, or the kind of girl who only exists because of her vagina’s appetite and willingness to suck various things inside it for personal gain…

Either way, she’s in a bikini, her vagina is pretty much exposed, she looks like an inny and this is hardly exciting, but the highlight of all bikini pics is the pussy definition…and this is better than nothing…

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

08

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Amazing For Glamour of the Day

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio’s still got it. I generally get bored of “supermodels” who work for Victoria’s Secret for the last decade taking the exact same picture year after year, while having babies in between, but every once in a while, I guess, they pull off something good, and the fact that it’s for Glamour makes me think they are stepping up their game and starting to produce shit I am more interested in looking at, you know to compete with the sluts on instagram…all this to say mom’s shouldn’t look this good…wanting to be a stepfather is nothing we should wish upon ourselves…seriously…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

08

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for SSAW Magazine of the DAy

Edita Vilkeviciute is a Victoria’s Secret model who is clearly capable of posing in amazing nudes, like in these pics by Hasse Nielsen, but who is totally misused by the brands, because they don’t see a good set of tits, willing to be exposed for money, when they are staring them in the face, mainly because America is still very Christian, uptight and more into violence than sex….but at least Edita Vilkeviciute stays true to her roots by doing things like this…otherwise I could never imagine sucking her tits like she was my mom….something I don’t actual do, but love telling girls I do, especially while sucking their tits like they were my mom, because it upsets them.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

08

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s christmas in lingerie dancing to shitty music for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …that you know they don’t give a fuck about casting Kendall Jenner, other than the fact that she’s super fucking famous and that she will market the fuck out of this Santa in lingerie performance, because it adds legitimacy to her modelling career, and legitimacy is all she craves, seeing as for the rest of her life she will always be in the shadow of her sister’s fat ass, because her ass is so fucking big, she can’t help it, and because…that’s just what her career is based on…even if she has a different name….

All this to say, I’ll watch any 18+ year old dancing sexy for Christmas, because I like to think that’s what Christmas is all about….the sex.

Isn’t that what it says in the bible? When you realize that Mary wasn’t a virgin and that Jesus is in fact a bastard baby porn in a shed…

Not that it matters…because nothing matters…especially not this..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

08

Dec

I’m Dreaming of an Emily Ratajkowski Filled Christmas of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the pictures from this Holiday shoot for Yamamay Lingerie, who probably paid Emily Ratajkowski over 100,000 dollars to participate in the shit, even though she’s not tall enough to be a model, but she’s relevant enough to get the pay day, because thanks to the interent posting all her nude pics, and people being responsive to those nude pics, she’s made it.

So girls, don’t be scared of nude pics, look at what nude pics do for Emily Ratajkowski…

And Emily Ratajkowski….is no longer Emily Rat Cow…because I get her hustle and after meeting her at Art Basel, I felt like she was actually good people…and her face was far less bird-like or offensive, and her lips looked far less fake, and her short little body was short enough to feel like in a lot of ways, her scam worked and that she probably doesn’t deserve what she’s got, but she’s got it, so good for her for pulling it off…and those tits….well they are just awesome…so there you have it, if you’re nice to me when I meet you, I stop hating. Maybe I do have a soul

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

08

Dec

Nicky Hilton Miami Beach Bikini of the Day

I made friends with a paparazzi on South Beach and he told me that no one gives a fuck about Nicky Hilton….he said she can walk around topless or in bikini and no one will fucking notice her…or even care if they do see her…to which I said that no one has ever given a fuck about Nicky Hilton, she was just the whore’s sister, who fucked around with her enough to be a bit of a name, but who never really mattered and still doesn’t matter…because of zero personality….which was about the point I realized I’ve been doing this shit too long…I should have zero opinion on Nicky Hilton or how legit she is….but then when I see her uninteresting ass…I can’t turn away…I’m so torn as a man….

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Posted in:Nicky Hilton