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2014

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a bit of a creep….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Victoria’s Secret Round Up
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14 Alternative Nativity Scene
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Kim Kardashian in Army Clothing….to Offend Everyone…
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The Perfect Obituary
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A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing…
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Natasha Gal is the Most Beautiful Girl in the World
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress
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Allie is the Slut of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Getting Married
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Bad Lip Reading of Hunger Games
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Karlie Kloss in Glamour Magazine
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Barbara Palvin is Hot
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Rihanna’s Hard Nipple
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Nina Agdal is Ridiculous in Miami of the Day
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Tony Hawk is Injured
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Cameron Diaz in Cosmo Magazine
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Bikini Car Wash Prank
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Pug of the Day
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Australia is the Worst
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Chelsea Handler Ass Flash
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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings
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16 People Who Give Zero Fucks About Cold
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Westjet Brings Christmas Miracles
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Taylor Swift got Jessica Hart Fired
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Suki Waterhouse Braless
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Ariana Grande Performing at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Sarah Hyland on the Beach
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Best News Bloopers of 2014
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Chrissy Teigen Boobs
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Bai Ling Tit Slip…
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Girls in Selfie Pics…
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Plumber Caught Dancing
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New Kardashian Nips
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13 Robots Being Awkward as Hell
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Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner Together
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Masturbation
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Tia is Asian with Big Tits
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Juliette Nude at the Beach
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Enjoy a Glass of Wine with your Tits
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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One Sided Argument
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Horny Amateur Bitches Showing Meat
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Rihanna’s hard Nipples
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Laetitia Casta Tits
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Tricia Helfer Playboy Pics
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Pirelli Calendar Behind The Scenes
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So Many Dildos for One Mouth
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

02

Dec

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day

So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care.

I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous…

They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas.

Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them….

DOUTZEN Kroes:

Lindsay Ellingson

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima

CLICK HERE TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE SHOW

CLICK HERE TO SEE HAIR AND MAKE UP

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2014

02

Dec

Cara Delevingne Upskirt of the Day

Here’s Cara Delevingne’s bi-sexual, it girl, recent Hollywood actress who is now in some Comic book movie as some major Comic Villain, alongside Will Smith and Margot Robbie….because she’s played the fucking world…pretty fucking good…showing her panties…because at this stage in giving up her privacy to get this far…because being a rich socialite girl isn’t enough…taking over the industry is the only thing that fills her emptiness…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

02

Dec

Heidi Klum is Old and Weathered and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

I know, and have had sex with girls who are in their 20s, who don’t have 30 kids with various men, one of which who had a massive penis you know was the size of a Baby’s arm that he ravaged her with in some German Dominatrix style sex acts, as German’s do…who are not nearly as tight assed as Heidi Klum is at what I assume is 40 or 50…which might as well be 100…

So I’ll let you stare at this old weathered ass…while thinking of the last ass you fucked….just to remind you that you suck at life…and I guess Heidi Klum, unlike Madonna (see earlier post I am too lazy to link)…has weathered the fucking storm…and is still kind of amazing…

This is the kind of freak I assume is a product of genetic modification I like…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLIK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus Good Hygiene Porn of the Day

I don’t believe that Miley Cyrus is actually a freak, she’s most likely just a confused rich girl because she was raised in a fucking bubble, getting everything she wanted, making stupid money and having stupid fame, only to relate to the outside world through her computer, turning her into this outrageous, anti-Disney thing that she’s become…

But I do believe in her posting pics of her brushing the dirt out of her mouth…in her panties…

She may not be the future, but her fans are the future and that’s perfectly terrifying…but equally amazing.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

02

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute for 032c No. 27 of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars….

Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model.

Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead doing this amazingness….and I am all about it…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

02

Dec

Trying To Look Up Francesca Eastwood’s Shorts of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter and I am trying to look up her shorts…trying to see vagina…like it was in front of me…even though it is just pics…not because I am a Clint Eastwood fan, even though he makes decent movies, but because she’s wearing those shorts, and I am pathetic…

I mean I am all for celebrity kids, with their spoiled weird upbringing thanks the egotistical parents in Hollywood, making them a breed of human of their own…but I am really all for short shorts I can see some vagina slip in from the right angle….right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Francesca Eastwood

2014

02

Dec

Josephine Skriver Hot for Interview Magazine of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a bikini model from Denmark. She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, under any circumstances, especially not the vaginal way, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted…

That said, she’s amazing, and in Interview showing hot body and I may or may not be in love with her…despite her un-christian upbringing…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2014

02

Dec

Stella Maxwell Racy for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting…

I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time…

But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good…

If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans…

TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2014

02

Dec

Madonna is Scary and Amazing of the Day

These Madonna nude pics for Interview magazine came out yesterday and I was a little slow on the draw, not because I didn’t see them, or didn’t think they deserved being mocked for the sheer fact that she’s 100 fucking years old…I mean literally 100 fucking years old…and she looks it…in some weathered, Courtney Love on a binge kind of way….all leathery, scary and weird…but I was too busy masturbating to them…because for some weird reason, a reason called Madonna…I find them pretty fucking hot…maybe it is up on the whole “I’ve seen too many hot girls in my life, throw some used up shit at me, it’s better than falling into the Tranny porn movement”…or maybe it is the Tranny porn movement, considering she stopped getting her period over a decade ago…and may or may not have more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much….but I am all about this….it’s probably just my love for never being too old to try to be hot, sexy and young…even when you clearly are…and the worst thing in all this…is I’d totally let her smother me with her well travelled, callused labia…but I am a sick man.

Posted in:Madonna