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2014

17

Dec

Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender…

I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone…

I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits..

All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

17

Dec

Naked Woman Walks Down Street with Bucket on Head and Other Videos of the Day

Car Crash of the Day

Florida Bus Passenger of the Day

Citizen’s Arrest of a Drunk Driver

Weird Tattoo Circle

Man Knocks Out Cop

DJ of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

17

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So a random 21 year old Tinder girl, who sent me unsolicited nude pics of herself messages me yesterday demanding I delete these unsolicited nudes and videos of her peeing, because she is “younger than I think”…in a clever scare tactic that once digging a little deeper turns out is a lie and that she just wants her nudes deleted because she found Jesus and is now a church goer…interesting…so Jesus likes liars but he doesn’t like unsolicited pee videos…good to know…but probably better to not send out that video…

Tis The Season…

A Bunch of Booty
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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Christmas Caroling Prank
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Don’t Fuck with Alex Trebek
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15 Year Old Does Pink Floyd
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The First Trailer for the Final Season of Parks and Rec
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16 Times Walmart Gave Up
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Dog Gets a 3D Printed Leg
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Bill Cosby Tried to KIss Kathy Lee Gifford
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The Dad from Seventh Heaven Confesses to Molesting Three Underage Girls
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Top 100 Viral Videos
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked me what I do all day…to which I answered…that I sext…because that’s pretty much all this is…one giant sext that I’ve included you on…even though you don’t care…no one cares…that’s why my memoir is called “THIS CLOSE TO RELEVANCE”….right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Things that will make you Say No Thanks to Christmas
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James Franco Movie – May Cause September 11th Level Attacks
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Pictures from a Woman’s POV
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Bridgit Mendler is Slutty in a Skimpy Summer Dress
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Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Fat Kardashian Ass
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Ochocinco’s Tip is Amazing….
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Slut of the Day
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Wiz Khalifa Made a Sex Tape
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Jennifer Lawrence Tight Leggings
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Psycho Santa Scare Prank
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13 Ridiculous Chanukah Menorahs….
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Top 30 Hottest Jewish Women Under 40
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Kristen Stewart Busty….
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Brittany Daniel’s Booty Makes a Comeback
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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister…
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Selena Gomez Hiding Her Face in the Airport
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Miranda Lambert’s a Country Music Ho in a Country Music Ho Dress
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Scary Spice is Single Again…
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Ariana Grande Being Carried…
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Girls in Bikinis
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Teens Play the Original Mega Man
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shopping
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Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra is Funny of the DAy
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12 Awesome Professors
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Suicidal Christmas Dogs….
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Kim Kardashian Cropped Out Her Devil Child from a Pic
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Megan Fox Cameltoe
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World’s Best Trampoline Tricks
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Jeans…
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Charli XCX Cheerleader Upskirt…
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Chuck Noris Epic Christmas Splits
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Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret
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Hilary Duff Cankles
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What a Panic Attack Feels Like
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass on a Horse
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Chloe Sims Bikini Attention Whore
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Michelle Lewin Fat Ass in a Thong
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Girls Rocking Thigh Gap
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Rihanna is Puma’s Brand Ambassador
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Jon Hamm will not Play a Superhero
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Best Sports Vine on 2014
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16 Times Walmart Didn’t Give a Fuck
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Asian Works her Abs
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Hot Naked girl in the Kitchen
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Carlotta and her Shaved Pussy….
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Lesbians!
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Asian Girl Rubber Cock
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Santa Slut of the Day
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Asian Bates
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Lara Stone Topless Outtakes
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Masturbates With a Hose
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Face Sitting in the UK
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Dec

Olivia Wilde Mom Pussy Slip of the Day

Olivia Wilde had a kid in April…this is her mom pussy the other day…in a bikini…that you know she’s showing off on purpose…like some kind of Animal kingdom baboon trying to get knocked up again…these hormonal women who crave male attention are like that…

All this to say, mom pussy is the fucking worst…amd HERE ARE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

16

Dec

Kylie Jenner Ass for the Family’s’s Marketing Campaign of the Day

Kylie Jenner posted this ass picture – because her family made 100s of millions of dollars with their asses….so why not throw the young one, who is rumored to be banging an older black guy, because that’s also family tradition, and I guess it’s all about ass…and fame whoring that ass..with their ass to keep things relevant…or as relevant as they can….even when they should collectively be taken out back and shot…and who really fucking cares…

A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on

A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on

A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2014

16

Dec

Britney Spears Lies to Us on Women’s Health of the Day

I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that this is a photoshopped picture of Britney Spears.

She doens’t look like this…but they kept her 1990s hooker tats visible to make it seem believable, and she has been medicated, working out everyday, and probably fed by a personal chef and dietician…the girl is rich as fuck…and if she needs to be fit…she can get fit…all of us can…but not all of us care to be on the cover of Women’s Health showing our “if you get knocked up at 24 by some gold digging white trash hick, in an era you’re completely out of control and on drugs, you can spend the next 8 years in conservatorship by you dad and team of handlers, where they control every thing so that you keep making the company money, which includes not being fat, espcially not in the media”…kind of way…

All this to say, I want to be on the cover of Women’s Health…

The fact people care about this nonsense is so ridiculous

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

16

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

One of my favorite con artists, Emily Ratajkowski, is today’s pile of dancing to music that isn’t Christmas Music…while dressed in clothing that isn’t Christmas clothing, in an advent Calendar for LOVE MAGAZINE ….that I guess is being ironic, because this is fashion, by not showcasing anything Christmas for Christmas…even though Em Rata…the titty model turned it-girl…all thanks to being a titty model…who can’t have actual real tits…but who pretends she does while on her whoring…is a Jew and should not participate in Christmas…as it is the one last “No Jews Allowed” – except when it comes to monetizing the holiday to generate gifts and sales for the non Jews….events

All this to say, Emily Ratajkowski, bird face and all…is very sweet…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

16

Dec

Fashion Nudity by Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is a photographer….who I guess I have a lot in common with…he takes girls out to the desert and gets them half naked for art….I take them out to secluded places and get them half naked…hoping the roofies doesn’t wear off….only he takes pictures of it and I try to have no evidence…because who really needs a lawsuit…not that I would have one, because I am actually a gentlemen, even in date rape situations, where I bring girls out in hopes of fucking them, only to meet them and be disgusted by them for not matching their profile pics, only for them to end up raping me, even though I don’t want it, but can’t say no, because I am a nice guy…with creepy intentions…that get very uncreepy the second I realize she’s a pig..All this to say, this are nice pics of an unknown model. Look at them

VIA Kesler Tran

Posted in:Kesler Tran

2014

16

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Housewife Porn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is channeling some of her Pleasantville roots in this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that scream “Stepford Wife Erotica”….you know 1950s scandals involving little Jesus freaks moving to Hollywood to get famous, only to get knocked up on set, and pressuring the guy who knocked her up to man-up and be a dad to their kid, while creating more kids, like some pushy self serving bitch with her own agenda….only to do a series of shit movies, before an Oscar winning movie, that probably happened after she left said husband she had all the babies with on set of a movie they worked on like a little slut….for her agent…because fucking the people who make money off you…just makes sense…

I never found her hot, or exciting, and I am going to assume you don’t either…but someone must….because why else does she exist? Maybe she’s right, and the lord she pretend to cherish and obey, even though she’s a heathen, hollywood, false idol, who lives a lavish and exclusvie celebrity lifestyle, proving she is full of shit…not that you needed proof…she’s Hollywood – it’s kinda what they do…

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon