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2014

15

Dec

Kris Jenner Does Christmas of the Day

We should have known that when Kendall Jenner did this Love Magazine publicity stunt, where she got spanked by Santa…in efforts to whore herself out in a creative way…so that her family can have another generation of being a whore…

You know it started in the 80s with a gold digger with a dream, who sugar babied a lawyer and shat out a bunch of twats, who lived the most obnoxious of lives, thanks to the 80s rich being tacky as fuck…before seeing their neighbor and friend profit from a sex tape, only to design a sex tape of their own, for the daughter who was the most in the scene, to next level everything, play the victim card, and fucking win…I mean fucking for money is a family tradition…and bitch was fucking brother’s for free anyway…might as well make it work…and make it work they did…

So I guess…when she can get a taste of the glory she wanted for herself, instead of just living off her kids she’s exploited to fill that void, she takes it and if I was THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR , I would have used her too…there is no way this won’t go Viral…not because it is hot…but because it is pathetic…

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2014

15

Dec

Rita Ora’s Panty Booty Dance of the Day

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Rita Ora is one of these modern and boring – attention seeking – popstars – over-sexualizing themselves for record sales – because the record industry is drowning so bad that they need hookers to basically gogo dance their way into the media to sell 1 dollar a download songs..

It is like we’ve reverted into a time when girls only got noticed if they were pinup models…otherwise they’d be kept in the kitchen…the most simplistic fucking way to get famous…and it works for me – because slutty behavior at the top, with the ‘idols’ – leads to slutty behavior by all their followers…which happens to be a lot of people…thanks to pop culture raping a society of free thinkers…who just buy into what they are fed, because it is easy…and so are the stars invovled….just trying to be Rihanna as hard as she can…she’s been at this for at least 4 years…and it looks like she’s made it…but not really…it looks like she’s still trying to get noticed…but apparently that’s making it….

TO SEE HER ASS PERFORMING AT SOME CHRISTMAS SHIT – BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE CHRISTMAS SHIT CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Dec

Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

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If I know one thing, which I don’t really…. LUCI FORD …is the fucking future….she has one of the hottest fucking INSTAGRAMs …and one of the hottest fucking bodies…and she takes one of the hottest fucking pictures…thus making her the fucking hottest….

Now this shoot may not be Christmas themed, there may not be a bow wrapped around her under the tree, but as far as I’m concerned it is a Christmas Miracle…that I’d like to lick like a Candycane…but maybe I’m just festive like that.

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2014

15

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Slutty Santa Video of the Day

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Ariana Grande, is a big popstar deal, thus making her music absolutely horrible, intolerable, but you probably know the words of, because that’s how radio raping your ears work, kind of like Big Sean’s big Penis, rapes her vagina, when she’s not too busy being a silly, plastic, fabricated popstar cunt.

All these girls are are interchangeable, they sing the same stupid songs, they are packaged the same stupid way, some for specific markets, it’s all strategic and not dude to any work or merit of their own….it’s just a fucking money making scam…

And this one shows off legs, wears the leotards, is not as ratchet and raver as Miley, not as black or hip hop as Nicki Minaj, but still just filliings slots, while having their slots filled, and here she is pushing being sexy as far as she can, while remaining cute, because that is her mandate for her branding, even though you know she’d be sucking dick on video if she was told to, because that’s how these things work..

So today, while people care, it’s a Christmas morning twerk…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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2014

15

Dec

Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

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Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

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2014

15

Dec

Barbara Palvin Teaches You How to Speak Hungarian of the Day

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I’ve been next to at least two Victoria’s Secret models….in the last two weeks…and they are tall as fuck…I go up to their fucking elbows, you know really substantial women with great proportionate bodies in pictures…but totally fucking monsters in person…throw in some hungarian, a historically scary communist language into the mix,that I like, because I think the whole Eastern European iron curtain thing is pornographic, but I feel like I am part of some horrible fucking movie…that I won’t come out alive in…massive woman, speaking aggressive languages at me…but I feel like some of you submissive bitches who like anything a girl does…especially when it is up on some spy Bond shit…and will find sexy in this…and that’s why I am posting it…I am the hand that helps you jerk off….but way less gay….because I didn’t even watch this video…I am too lazy and figure

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2014

15

Dec

Vita Sidorkina for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck…

I think pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army…

but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love…

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2014

15

Dec

Ellie Goulding Side Tit of the Day

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Ellie Goulding looks like Kesha, or Ke$ha, depending how big of an asshole you are…because I guess they are the same fucking person…who make shitty pop songs that idiots eat up thanks to aggressive marketing campaigns from aggressive record labels who virtually own them…because that’s how the record industry works now…find some ambitious little twat, give her a salary, make her a star, and rape her earnings until the contract is up…which makes sense to me…I mean all these idiots are interchangeable..

All that to say…here are her tits…from the side…working on being famous…which is probably better than any of her shitty fucking songs…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Dec

Gisele Bundchen in a Push Up Bra for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Gisele Bündchen and Baz from Moulin Rouge did a pretty intense and dramatic Chanel ad, that I can assume had the budget of a feature movie, in the millions of dollars, and that they considered a success, even though unlike a movie, they didn’t sell 100s of millions of dollars in tickets for people to see it, they just sort of gave it away…since it was an ad, reminding us that these big corporations have too much fucking money, because we throw money at them, not that I throw money at Chanel, but retard rich people do because it gives them an illusion that they have made it, because what else do you do with too much fucking money, and sugar babies and strippers who love Chanel because their stage name is Chanel and their earrings are the double C, alike will respond nicely to it…we’re in a money driven world…and you’re all fucking idiots…

That said, Australia Vogue felt like celebrating the surf star Gisele and her push up bra…because their own movie magic Baz directed it…and the whole thing is not exciitng…unless you’re into trannies…who have tits…because otherwise they are just dudes with long hair…

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2014

15

Dec

Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

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I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner….

All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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