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2014

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Nov

Shay Mitchell Laying in Bed of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some Pretty Little Liars star, who I guess is trying to break into the mainstream because she’s already pretty mainstream, at least to a specific group of people, because she’s got millions of fans, even though if I mentioned her to anyone, they would probably have no idea who she was, not that I would ever mention her to anyone, I don’t actually talk about this shit on my everyday life, if I did I would genuinely hate myself for it, because at my core, in my soul, I have zero fucking interest in these celebrities, they aren’t important, what they do isn’t important, and it’s all pretty fucking boring…even when they get half naked in badly lit shoots….we know she’s got an ego, is a pain in the ass, and thinks she’s super fucking relevant…but we also know that she really isn’t, so she might as well spread her ass and make this laying in bed more like what I want it to be…and less whatever this pixelated shit is…

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2014

24

Nov

Ashley Graham Plus Sized Lingerie of the Day

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I would argue that the world doesn’t need more plus sized lingerie model pics. In fact I would argue that the world doesn’t need any plus sized lingierie pics. I guess this is just a testament of our times, where the world is obese, and I guess they can’t relate to the skinny models who are build to wear the baseline size 0 of clothing…you know the way clothing is meant to fit when it is designed….but rather make the clothing for the people, and have people the people can relate to model those clothes…

I don’t know who this brand is, but I do know that it should be Victoria’s Secret, but instead they use girls they pay 1,000,000 dollars a year to, who have totally disconnected bodies to the audience they sell to, and for some reason they get celebrated, instead of shat on for being evil for how they objectify women…

Where are the feminists protesting them? Probably wearing Victoria’s Secret…so that said, I am all for what this company is doing, even if I hate fat chicks, because fat is unhealthy and disgusting…

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2014

24

Nov

Beyonce’s Best Pic Ever of the Day

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Beyonce did this shoot for Interview, I didn’t bother looking for the rest of them, even though I know they will be half naked, and her as sexy as she can be, because she’s up on some midlife crisis hustle, where she feels she can compete with these younger girls…and I guess she can…because people are loving her shit, despite her being a mom, at least rumored to be a mom, there’s no proof that pregnancy was actually real….it could have been movie make-up…when I think it is unchristian…but I guess her fame and career in and of itself is not Christian, and she’s a horrible person, but I bet she thanks GOD and Jesus when she wins awards….it’s what these people do…

All this to say, keep her fucking masked…it’s her best work.

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2014

24

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is really into wearing these leggings to the gym that she jacks up her ass, making it looked clenched and boxy, like she’s trying to hold in a shit, whenever the the paparazzi is around….because this is either a fetish, or her way of saying she doesn’t want the world masturbating to her round little ass, at least not for free, even if it’s bad for her image when she makes it look shitty….or maybe this is what her actual ass looks like…

I don’t know, maybe I’ll have to cross reference it with all her nude pics she has shot and released of herself…because she clearly is down with at least one person seeing her look hot and sedcutive…

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2014

24

Nov

Emily Wickersham’s in Esquire of the Day

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I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies…

That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…

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2014

24

Nov

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

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A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:44am PST

This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

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2014

24

Nov

Carmen Electra Goes Full Tranny of the Day

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Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but they have no kids, despite their biological clocks ticking, because they didn’t want that to get in the way of money making…is that they end up looking like trannies…especially when they are all in costume and busting out of their shirts…their botox faces sculpted into a semi smile….but you’d all still fuck her…because she’s Carmen Electra and she was in Baywatch for a season in Y2K…so she matters…at least she thinks she does and that’s good enough…

I just wonder how long she’ll keep up the fun for…..into her 60s or 70s? I mean no one ever wants to be that person doing shots in the VIP room…but sometimes I guess you have to be when it’s all people care to pay you for.

This is what low level looks like.

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2014

24

Nov

Alyssa Arce Naked for James Banasiak of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is some busty Playboy chick, who I guess is just a Playboy chick and supposed to be naked, but I guess is redefining that Playboy stereotype by working with fashion photographers who are into working with girls who are willing to get naked, rather than the skinny models, who are willing to get naked, because it’s the 2010s and every motherfucker gets naked…

All this to say, these naked pics are recent, they aren’t exciting, they don’t involve fisting, but she’s got big tits, that may be real, and we all like big tits…because we were raised that way…

I’m more into her pubic hair.

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2014

24

Nov

Cara Delevingne and Pharrell Romance for Chanel of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some overrated It-Girl that reminds real models that modeling is dead. She’s up on the Kim Kardashian in Vogue for sales kick of “people like her, she must be important, she must sell product, we must use her”…even though she’s an ugly troll, who doesn’t deserve any of the attention she’s getting, you know making her rich girl ass money to buy her own heroin, all while being some retard looking monster who celebrities like to hang out with, because celebrities are vapid idiots who have no idea what’s actually up, and meeting someone semi interesting is so out of their realm that they buy into it…

Well she’s in some video with Pharrell for Chanel, and I figured I’d post it, because she’s dressed all french renaissance, which if you’re into history, you’ll probably love…you know an era where everyone smelled like shit because there was no running water, where people were dying of the black plague, and where you married 14 year olds, de-virginized them, and died of syphilis by 25…fun.

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2014

24

Nov

Katy Perry’s Bikini Twerk of the Day

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Katy Perry was on a boat, in a bikini, showing off her big tits that helped distract people from the dumpy cankles, while she was getting silly level of famous…and now she’s figured out her angle, to make herself look long, lean and even sexy, as much I hate saying that….

I’ve spent so many years hating on her music that pollutes my life, even though I’ve never actively listened to it, or even liked any of her songs, yet I know all the lyrics to her songs…thanks media for raping my brain…so it’s hard for me to accept her hipster turned superstar lottery win as something she deserves or worked hard for….but I will accept the tits…because you’d be crazy not to…

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