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2014

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Nov

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is up on some Free The Nipple Shit, not because she’s Alyssa Milano-ing and fighting for the right to Breast Feed, but because she wants some attention that she feels she deserves, because she was a one-hit wonder a bunch of years ago, and that she should be the Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, she was in the scene before, but that she wasn’t quite marketed the same way as, leaving her to fend for herself off royalties for her song, and royalties for all the other songs that her producer ex-husband put her credit on, because he knew if she had a passive income, she couldn’t rape his bank the way other gold diggers do…

So when she’s not posting bikini pics, or hard nipple pics on her social media, hoping for a Beyonce moment where the world picks her up and embraces her despite it being 10 years later…she’s showing up to events…with nipple exposed…so she can pretend it was an accident…when we all know it is never an accident..

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2014

21

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Has Good Pants of the Day

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I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes…

But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit…

All this to say…good pants.

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2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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2014

21

Nov

Margot Robbie Underwater for W Magazine of the Day

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Margot Robbie was the big deal in Wolf of Wall Street, because she had a sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio, when she played his gold digging wife who left him when he went broke, because that’s probably the kind of girl Margot Robbie is, being all hot and from Australia, with a keen eye on being famous and doing a pretty decent job getting there…you know I’d love to talk to her ex boyfriends she plowed through along the way…I am sure they only have good things to say about her…

Well now, she’s drowning for W Magazine, in what I think is an interesting shoot, but not really a hot shoot, unless this is the only way you get laid, you know either by drowning out a girl, so that she’s too weak to say no to you, up on some Bill Cosby shit, or…you use the tub to warm up the girl you killed in a back alley so that it doesn’t feel as bad being a necrophiliac…both very fucking weird situations that I don’t encourage at all…

But I do encourage Margot Robbie to keep getting wet…but only because of her SEX SCENE and NIPPLE SLIP …I am a traditional pervert like that.

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2014

21

Nov

Bella Thorne at an Event of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 17. People are going nuts for her. The blogs are writing about her. She’s a hot commodity. This is her time. Because historically, American based perverts always give girls who are on the cusp of 18 extra attention because of the whole illegal to have sex with, even though she’ll look exactly the same in 9 months when she turns 18, it’s a matter of principal that now is the time to sexualize her, because after 18, it’s just boring.

She was at an event for Horrible Bosses 2. I am sure other people were there…like Jennifer Anistion …but no one cares about her, it’s all about Bella, she even has a slutty and inapproriate name thanks to her parents who pimped her out properly…and she’s wearing a one-piece outfit that touches all her key body parts…in ways…that some may think are magical…but that I can’t see as magical…because she’s not 18..and I am not a pervert…I mean I am in Canada and legally I can bang 16 year olds, but I don’t, because they are the worst…I need a little more weathered and broken…

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Or here she is in something called Red Band Society …that doesn’t look very 17 to me…naughty Hollywood.

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2014

21

Nov

Eilika is Naked of the Day

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Eilika is a very weird looking model. She’s one of those models the fashion industry brings on because she looks weird and to them that is “unique” or marketable. Years ago they went crazy for girls with “doll faces”…and now I guess they are going crazy for girls with long faces, that look like they were either run over or just a genetic defect, with a bit of unhealthy, starved, thrown in for dramatic effect….

But the fact is that despite being a hater of long faced girls, I’ve fucked a bunch and they all kind of freaked me out equally, reminding me of that movie with Cher and the handicapped kid, she’s a working model, getting paid and showing tits, so maybe I should care less about the tranny vibe I get from this and more about her willingness to shine, and by shine I mean…show her tits…she’s a model, this is what they do.

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2014

21

Nov

Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

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I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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2014

21

Nov

Heidi Klum Nipple on Set of the Day

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I don’t know what this photoshoot of Heidi Klum is from, but I am going to assume that it is something recent, where you can see some nipple, even though she’s probably in her 50s, and is a mom of 50, who has been sodomized by massive black penis she was married to, and I’m not talking about Bill Cosby, who seems to have sodomized everyone, including your childhood, I am talking about the OG Scarface…who has the voice of an angel…proving that germans , the freaky pragmatic people, who when not shitting on each other for sexual release, after a day engineering cars, can still look good, thanks to 1940s Aryan Ethnic cleansing experiments coordinated by Hitler…right…

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2014

21

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

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Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever.

Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina….

Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old.

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2014

21

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Instagram is Jokes of the Day

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Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 8:14 PST

I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich…

Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it…

Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future…

Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy.

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