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2014

11

Dec

Guy Bourdin’s Silent Film of the Day

Guy Bourdin was a fashion photographer who died in the 90s, probably from AIDS, because why else would a fashion photographer die in the 90s, fashion photographers are 99 percent gay, and gay in the 90s, meant AIDS…right…probably wrong…because Guy Bourdin produced sexed up images, he is a legend, he was provocative, he pushed limits, he did fashion porn when no one was really doing fashion porn….and that makes me a fan…because I love fashion porn…this whole site is fashion porn…

That said, NOWNESS put out one of his 8mm silent films with nudity and I figure you all need to see a taste of his genius…

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2014

11

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Topless in Bed of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is one of the highest paid people on TV, thanks to her ridiculously successful show, that just closed a 100,000,000 million dollar deal, because everyone seems to watch and relate to it, like it was Seinfeld in an era when there were only 4 channels to watch..only it is now…and you can do anything besides watching her shit…..making her not really make sense to me…but I don’t hate her, I’ve never seen the show and I’m not a John Ritter fans who thinks she possibly killed him off…if anything I just saw her nudes from The Fappening, and thought she looked great, even when going to the bathroom. I liked that she was fun about it, didn’t have lawyers try to delete them, and now is creating more topless in bed pics, that should be sex tapes, and that may be once the show is over, because girls love attention and I love giving it…

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2014

11

Dec

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Nightmare of the Day

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Sometimes bikinis let me down…

Sometimes times the people in the bikinis let me down…

This time..the bikini should be a snow suit….and the girl in the bikini should be taken out back and shot…or at least never allowed on camera..because for the entirety of her career, from Buffy to American Pie…to Big Bang Theory…or whatever that show about your mother is…she’s always made me question humanity…or why anyone would let something like that on TV…She must have great management, or serious connections, because she belongs in the mailroom, even though mailroom’s don’t exist anymore…thanks internet…just put her there so we don’t have to see her…right..

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2014

11

Dec

Teresa Palmer Feeding of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is an Australian, and like all Australians, probably sounds like she belongs in a trailer park, or a stripclub, having illegit kids….because Australians always come across drunk and trashy…even when they are top tier…like Teresa Palmer…who has been in a bunch of movies….in America…and instead of maximizing that fame that started to come at her in the last year or so…she decided to get married to some dude she met off Twitter…not abort the kid and…bring the baby to completion…and now use it as part of a campaign to free the nipple…by breast feeding it…which is convenient because I always get boners for girls breast feeding, not because I like seeing parasitic children latch onto tits…but because I like seeing tits out in public…good job.

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2014

11

Dec

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Magazine Italy of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is one of those Italian chicks that all Italian men want to fuck…because she represents the fertility of their land…with her massive tits…that don’t have a massive ass…like their Nonya and that don’t have a beard like their mamas…

You know, the one girl they turn to and say “Italy has beautiful women”…just look a Monica Bellucci, who must be in her 40s, and who thanks to not having breast cancer, still has her big old tits…that are still getting press and in Magazines…even I still don’t know what she does for work…when it comes to quality of life…and by quality of life I mean tits…working doesn’t matter…

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2014

11

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld in Bed Selfie for her 18th Birthday of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 and is already posting bed selfies…the gateway to masturbation videos…

So if people give up on her, since she’s no longer illegal…she’s always got a future generating attention to herself like that…right…

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2014

11

Dec

Amber Flowers is Topless by Jai Photo of the Day

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I don’t know who AMBER FLOWERS is…but I can assume that isn’t her real name and that she’s some kind of hipster artist – just trying to make a name for herself like all the other hipster artists – who want to be influencers…because we live in a me-centric world…where everyone is on some DIY fame kick…why have idols when you can be an idol…kind of thing…

THat said, she’s topless by a fun photographer I’ve featured before named JAI PHOTO …and for the record…when things involve half naked and topless..I am all for people creating their own “Playboy” centerfold shoot…as I am all for sexts…or really celebrating nudity because it ain’t a thing…because it ain’t a thing….but it is a thing worth looking at.

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2014

11

Dec

Isabeli Fontana Wins Christmas of the Day

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This has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, but it is part of THE LOVE MAGAZINE peepshow advent calendar…and it does involve the amazing Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana, who you may know as being the model to make Victoria’s Secret use 18 and over models, since they cast her to be in her panties when she was 16, making them child pornographers who never went to jail for it, thanks to being billionaires…

She’s been in the scene forever…she has a bunch of kids….with what I assume are rich people…she was engaged to a black man…and now she’s Pole Dancing for Christmas like a good little harlot…

I am all about this kind of non-secular Christmas celebration…Jesus was born for Coca Cola to invest Santa…and for me to celebrate Christmas themed erotica….

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2014

11

Dec

Anni Jurgenson for ODDA Magazine of the Day

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This is a pretty intense story…I mean at least I think it is…I am really not even sure it is a story…or of what is going on in it. I just know there is nudity…and I like nudity…whether it is for fashion, or for selfies to Sext with, or for Amateur porn.

The only time I don’t like nudity is for regular commercial porn, because those girls are expected to fuck on camera for money, they aren’t doing it to get ahead or for the love of doing it – they are just tacky and low rent about it…

Not that I like my nudity classy and luxurious, I just like when there is a little more substance to it that just a bunch of throat fucking…

Here are the pics of Anni Jurgenson….naked…