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2014

17

Nov

Kylie Minogue in Lingerie of the Day

The other day, I posted this video of Kylie Minogue behind the scenes of some underwear campaign…

I was fascinated by it because Kylie Minogue has been relevant since the late 80s. That is almost 30 something years of relevance…which seems scientifically impossible since at 25 a girl is officially washed up, and pre 18 you’re just a fucking pervert, meaning the actual career or window of masturbation opportunity for a girl is 10 years at best…making Kylie a freak of fucking nature….maybe her “cancer” treatments were more genetically modification making her some kind of robot….alien…or 50 year old I want to fuck…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

17

Nov

Rayne Ivanushka’s Boobs on a Boat of the Day

Her name is RAYNE IVANUSHKA and she’s amazing….I don’t know if she’s an actual model, an aspiring model, an instagram model, or a girl who is just into being fun enough to get naked or topless for her photographer friends who are looking for girls to take pictures of, like BENJAMIN SKINAS , the guy who shot this…

I just know that whatever she’s doing, it makes me want to go sailing…by using her vagina as a sail and my mouth as the boat…

Posted in:Rayne Ivanushka

2014

17

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day


In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year….

And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

17

Nov

Tyrone Lebon for i-D Magazine of the Day

Photographer TYRONE LEBON , who I guess has done some shit with i-D magazine in the past…like this Cara Delvingne getting undressed from back in March…

Is having his work featured in i-D magazine again, and I figure, when nudity, that includes rockin’ bush, becomes a fashion shoot, I must endorse it, since this is a fashion site…obviously…

Posted in:Tyrone Lebon

2014

17

Nov

Sophie Simmons Nipple Selfie of the Day

Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…

Posted in:Sophie Simmons

2014

17

Nov

Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

17

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Her name is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, I am a fan of her because I think she’s hot, classy, not an instagram model crying for attention, but she still gets naked for fashion, while proving that acting requires very little talent, all while having a hot as fuck body, that I don’t even care gets tainted by some bald action star on the regular, because it’s not like I’ve met her, like I know her, like I care who she’s fucking, because the truth is that she’s the kind of girl I’d probably eat out while she’s getting fucked, like a girl in a threesome video, but only if it was the only window of opportunity she gave me, otherwise it would massively gay.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS IN TIGHTS CLICK HERE

She also flashed panties on a photoshoot…what can’t she do…


TO SEE THOSE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

17

Nov

Female MMA Fight of the Day

I don’t find female MMA very erotic. I am not the kind of guy who is into killer girls doing killer things….unless there are thongs and mud or jello involved….it’s just a bit too masculine, violent and even scary….but I do find this video of an ear exploding fascinating…

But not as fascinating as Rhonda Rousey, who isn’t in the above video, but who everyone fucking loves, and who is even sexualized as a model, despite her testicles and manly body….but her next fight is set for Feb 28th and odds are set. According to SportsbookReview.com Ronda is a 10-1 favorite at the Staples Center….

Here she is boxing…

Hittin a flat double end bag today lol video via @layziethesavage

A video posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on

Posted in:Rhonda Rousey

2014

17

Nov

Selena Gomez Nipples for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez was in FLAUNT MAGAZINE a few weeks ago, and I guess this is a screenshot from the behind the scenes video – featuring her tit in a lacy top – that if you look at it with nerd vision, you may see a glimpse of discoloration that may or may not be her nipple, which may or may not be enough for you to masturbate to, but I assume you’re more desensitized than that, you know like you’re one of those weirdos who needs to get off to really fucking weird things…

But I guess it is still Selena Gomez and her possible nipples…and that’s exciting news – if you’re a pathetic…and you are.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

17

Nov

Brazilan Gay Pride’s Got Tits and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Street Ritual

Kid VS Glass

Parking Lot Beating

Car Crashes Through Gas Station

Fan of the Day

FHRITP in Canada

Posted in:Videos