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2014

13

Nov

Nicole Trunfio for Treats of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio, titty model, who is actually kind of amazing, is back…this time for TREATS, because these immigrant models always come to America, book something kind of viral, that makes the people at home think they are up to big things, only to get work back at home….like being a host on Next Top Model Australia…even though she’s only done low level catalog work and is not a top model…

She has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes, who is a top model….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off…

Maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, because she’s dating some obscure musician….who is black…racists gonna race…

I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….she’s back to her titty modeling – this time in TREATS…

I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she tries…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and that is why I approve of Nicole Trunfio….She’s amazing.

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2014

13

Nov

People Have Sex on the First Date Video of the Day

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Here’s a pretty next level video that my friends, an adult site about real people having sex, something that I’ve been advocating a long time, as long as the real people having sex are me, or girls, because porn sex is the worst sex, and real hipsters having sex like it was porn sex, is amazing…

This is there “strangers” having sex video, that I think is real, and they actual had strangers from tinder meet to have sex, like the “strangers kissing” thing did with actors who weren’t actually strangers…and it is clearly next level…

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2014

13

Nov

Julianne Hough for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole.

Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever…

So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ’em trashy.

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2014

13

Nov

Petra Nemcova for Modern Luxury of the Day

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Petra Nemcova was on Vacation in Thailand with her boyfriend who ended up being swept away by the Tsunami, that she survived….by hanging in a tree…for hours…

I guess what “God” was telling us is that the world has far too many photographers, or aspiring photographers, and doesn’t need any more of them…so one being swept away won’t change much…but there’s only one Petra Nemcova and she’s fucking substantial, so we’ll have to let her live, so that 10 years later she can get cast in campaigns for “Modern Luxury”….that clearly aren’t life changing, but that if you were given a second lease on life, would likely be the last thing you do…I guess as the years go on, it’s easier to get back into the normal everyday struggles…and I saw let her do anything she wants, because she’s amazing…even in boring shoots.

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2014

13

Nov

Heidi Klum Naked for Sharper Image of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old, and she may have 100 babies, with at least 1 black man and a few white men, but I guess she’s proving that if you’re a genetically modified freak, kind of like American produce, all thanks to Nazi germany programs of ethnic cleansing in the 40s, to achieve an aryan race, you call pull off getting naked for the one shop in the mall that sells massage wands that every mom knows aren’t for massaging tight knots in their neck…

I guess what i am saying is that Heidi Klum is naked to endorse mall sex toys…and there’s not nearly enough nipple.

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2014

13

Nov

Iggy Azalea Hot Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s fat ass implants that everyone freaks out about, even though they are just ass implants and anyone can buy them, just as the Kardashians, are far less interesting when it is in Pajama pants, not that I’ve ever found anything Iggy Azalea has done interesting, I am not a white suburban girl who wants to fuck black guys, who buys into this whole scam, but I guess when you have a scam as good as Iggy’s, who really cares, she’s winning…so much that she can leave her house dressed like this…

I guess she’s just accepted the fame thing, that people care about her like she wanted to, like the fame thing has not beat her down and she just doesn’t care about exposing herself like, because she’s made it, her dreams have come true and she’s fucked so many dudes for this….but will pretend she’s worked so hard for this…and I guess this would be better if it was the Sex Tape…you know showing us that she’s really ready to put herself out there…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some Tahitian or Guam aspiring actress or singer teen who managed to make it big enough in terms of fans…thanks to being looped into the right Hollywood rich kid scene…possibly on TV, who knows, I’m too lazy to google…

I just know she’s some kind of very short person, with her own entourage thanks to stage parenting, you know when you think you have a hit, you maximize that shit, especially when it is your kid…and you made them…channelling your dreams through them…because you own them..and now she’s posting erotica to her social media…and I am into that….it may not break the internet like it was Kim Kardashian….but it is a pretty fucking slutty picture….and good things to come…

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2014

13

Nov

Irina Shayk for Bebe of the Day

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I’ve always called Irina Shayk out for being a Russian hooker, since most Russian girls I’ve met, even the most beautiful and classy ones, are into fucking for money, to get all the expensive things they weren’t allowed to have during communism….

I’ve called her a beard to her soccer Boyfriend, who I have heard she never sees, but who was just part of the equation of making her a Sports Illustrated model…

But the Reality is I have no idea what she’s about, into or what her back story is…I just know she’s hot, with and without the plastic surgery….so here she is in some cheesy holiday campaign…to get you into the Christmas spirit…right…

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2014

13

Nov

Twerk Girl Shitting and Other Videos of the Day

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The woman who falls out of buildings…hope she lived…

Soaped Up Strippers…

Cops Killing a Girl

One Punch Knockout Two Times

Bus Driver VS Kid

Fake Drunk Girl in Public “Social Experiment”

Fan of the Day

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2014

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Getting drunk and trying to convince girls to wrestle, only to find out that they are undercover cops, is only fun if they don’t end up arresting you.

The highlight of the night wasn’t trying to convince girls to wrestle, or to fuck, it never really is, I get too drunk and have no where to bring them due to marriage, but it was convincing at least one girl to show me her tits…sure she was a stripper and it was her job, but I still feel like she was doing it for me…and only me…I guess I’m a hopeless romantic like that.

Here are some links…

These Workout Shorts are Good…
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Bad Cakes
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Jennifer Lawrence and David Letterman Sing Christmas Carols
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Fake Female Social Experiment
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How They Make Rice Paper
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This Girl Has it All Figured Out
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Nina Agdal Has No Nipples
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10 Weird Robotics
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Victoria’s Secret Perfect Body Campaign is Pissing People Off…
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15 GIFs that Define Luck
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Short Shorts.
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The Baby Freakishly Good at Steering
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Brina Chantal in a Bikini Slut…
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