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2014

07

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her.

She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting…

I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine…

But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

07

Nov

Constance Jablonski for NUMERO of the Day

I generally hate studio photography. I find it stupid and boring, I mean modelling is pretty stupid and boring anywhere you capture it, under any and all circumstances, but at least when people are on location, or doing interesting things, there’s some kind of story line and more of a reason than some girl is making dumb faces for a camera, other than just for stupid money….

But for some reason, a reason I call exposed tit, I am loving these Constance Jablonski for Numero…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski

2014

07

Nov

Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11.

She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2014

07

Nov

Chelsea Handler’s Topless on a Boat of the Day

Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil…

Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits…

Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

07

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Here Lindsay Lohan demonstrates that when no one gives a fuck about you, you can always take a picture of yourself, to feel like people give a fuck about you by posting it on instagram and seeing the likes pile up, being like “I may not get legit work, but at least 100,000 people liked this nonsense”…

It’s positive affirmation for the ego…and it works…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

07

Nov

Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old…

Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers.

That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

Posted in:Madonna

2014

07

Nov

Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model or this photographer, I just know that she’s in a lacy bra and I can see her nipples, and that may be all I need to know…

You see I don’t care about the artistic process by CHRIS STEINBACH or what camera and equipment he used…and I don’t care about model JUIA …or what she does for fun, or what she likes, or if she’s a real model and not just doing this for fun, or instagram..

I just care about nipples…I am a simple man.

[galley]

via C-Head

Posted in:Photos

2014

07

Nov

Girl Gets Naked and Calls Herself a Slut and Other Videos of the Day

Sea Lion of the Day

Cyber Cafe Throwdown

The Man with 40 Year Old Dreads

The man who buys a car with 19,000 dollars in Coins

Thug Life Moment on an Old Game show

The Goat Climbs the Pig for Food

At Home with devil Worshippers

A Man and his Hipster Animal

Dance of the day

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I made friends with Sugar Babies last night, not because they were trying to get my internet money that I spend every month on a case of beer, because when you set low expectations for yourself you usually reach them…

Anyway, it was interesting to see that these Sugar babies are really not that much different than hookers, but they think they are. They have the hooker look, walk, hustle and level of class that comes with openly admitting they fuck for money, rather than models who just think they deserve to fuck for money…

That said, they didn’t accept my 10 dollars for a blow job at the end of the night and I was the biggest loser in all this, yet I’m still fat…confusing..

Polar Bear Getting Arrested
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Big Squishy Tits!
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Vintage Toys That Look Like Torture Devices
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Interstellar with 2001 Space Odyssey Mash Up
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Coco Bikini Body
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Kalli Thorne in Panties
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Drunk Spice
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Adult Swim’s 11 Minute Show made of Opening Credits
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Night Skiing is Crazy
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Dog VS Baby’s First Crawl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Follow me on instagram INSTAGRAM and you probably won’t see me drunk with Irish women talking about how inconvenient pants are – and how unnecessary they are in public – and if it wasn’t for these social pressures and norms we live by…we would live in a far less oppressive policed state…but you will see random selfies girls send me…

Here are some steplinks…

15 Signs that Are Offensive….
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GIrls in Bras
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Duggar’s Kissing
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Genevieve Morton in a Bikini
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Dany is the Slut of the Day
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Urban Snowboarding
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It’s Easy to Sneak Contraband into Rikers Island
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Britains Actor of the Year is Some Chick in an Awful Dress
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Chrissy Teigen is a Lunatic
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Caitlin O’Connor Daisy Dukes
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Kelly Brook Lingerie Model..
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Selena Gomez Outtakes from Some Music Video
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Krysten Ritter Takes Public Transit
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Fat Ass in Leggings
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Christina Milian in Jeans
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“Fight Me” Prank
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Cute Baby Sea Otter
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Britney Spears Pokies
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Britney Spears is Terrifying
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Has Sold 2 Billion in Perfume
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Star Wars “The Force Awakens”
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Stacy Keibler Post Baby Tits…
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Stacy Keibler Post Pregnancy Body
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Margot Robbie Tit Slip
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Nicki Minaj Big Cleavage
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How to Make a Michael Bay Film
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Nicole Kidman is a Robot
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Drunk Scary Spice
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Rachel Bilson Shat Out a Baby…
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Lisa Opie Yoga Pose
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10 Accidentally Perverted Sculpture…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Lesbians of the Day
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Weird Girl of the Day
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Naked Amateur Dressed Like Santa
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Busty Chick of the Day
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Some Playboy Chick
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cara Buono from Waterland…
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Ass in Motion..
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Bad Pregnant Girl…
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Chinese Couple of the Day
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Wardrobe Malfunction
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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Selfie Bait
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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