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2014

04

Nov

Heidi Klum for Vogue Russia and Moda Germany of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 – but she’s apparently still modelling as hard as she can…because this month alone she has two magazine editorials out, I guess she’s marketing something hard, you know trying to increase sales on whatever she’s selling before the end of the year, and I guess as long as her 50 year old, mom of 12 half black kids, from being ravaged by a massive black Seal cock, vagina is covered up…we can focus on the fact that she still looks fucking amazing and I may just be saying that because I jerked off to her pics in catalog pics in the mid-90s…and sometimes flashbacks to masturbation memories of yesteryear are better than trying to get inspired by the new, already been done, too old to be doing it again cleavage in these pics…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

04

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fantasy Bra of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is wearing the stupid Victoria’s Secret publicity stunt to show the world just how much of your money they are stealing from you in their mark-ups thanks to exploiting Third World Countries…

My friend put up a Top 10 of the Fantasy bras to get you a first hand perspective of the Ohio based brand’s ridiculousness….from 1 million to 8 million dollar bras…that no one would ever wear, that look cheap and show girl like…and that ultimately are tacky as fuck…but maybe in the middle of white trash America….where Victoria’s Secret represents luxury…lives women who want this much ice on their tits….you know to really help their stripper stage show…

The whole thing is pretty fucking tacky, but not as tacky as their informercial america flocks to like it matters…dumb.

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2014

04

Nov

Ariana Grande’s New Slutty Video of the Day

Ariana Grande released a new video and people cared because all of a sudden people care about Ariana Grande…even though she bangs black dudes…something white men hate, but the white 11 year old girls who love her embrace, because thanks to hip hop culture, and higher testosterone than white people…big penis and all that other hype – girls of all ages want black men more than white men, but not all go through with it because I guess they are racists…

That said, she is totally committed to imitating J.Lo….on some getting sleazy kick…and I don’t buy into her bullshit, I didn’t watch this bullshit, but figure it’s relevant and I have to write about it for you perverts who still jerk off to music videos, since you’ve exhausted porn and it doesn’t do anything for you..

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

04

Nov

Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day

Here is Bar Refaeli getting paid by Calvin Klein…apparently she’s got hard nipples, but all I see is corporate sponsored instagram posts to help add to her already massive bank account…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, make moeny where you can, I just prefer my whoring to involve back alleys and 5 dollar blow jobs…but I guess this kind works too…even if it’s less sad, down on its luck and herpes scabbed….boring.

Either way, here’s a washed up Israeli money doing it for the money, let’s just hope she’s not washed up, because sniffing dirty Calvins excites me….but not really.

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2014

04

Nov

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

Seeing Izabel Goulart fitness videos is less about fitness and more about seeing some hot model in various stages of erotic and half naked doing moves that we’d let her do to our dick – just because she’s a hot skinny model and we’d let her do anything to our dicks, not that she ever would, since we aren’t billionaires and if there’s one thing models like it is billionaires…

Now I don’t know if Iza fitness is the key to her body – or starving and cocaine is…but I do know that watching her box is pornographic to the right pervert – which I happen to be….and people say I’d amount to nothing in life…

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2014

04

Nov

Kid VS Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

Kid VS Walmart

Wisconsin police deploy Armored vehicle over dog poop

Raccoon of the Day

Old But Funny Pushing Car Fail

Olga Kurylenko at the Russian Ball

Mexican of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

They swagger jack us cause they afraid of our potential ???? @tortorr

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I’m pulling a bit of all nighter, but not because I was out ripping lines of adderall off the tits of college girls studying for midterms in the library…you know because the girls who study are the sleaziest…but because my obese wife snores like a fucking pile of dying cows getting sodomized…and unfortunately smells worse…the good news is that I can eat my feelings and text random girls for gaping asshole pics…they never answer but knowing they get those messages is good enough.

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Terrifying Animals with Kids
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Top 10 Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bras….
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Chris Rock Says He Never Hit a Woman First.
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Beyonce as Frida Kahlo
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Naked PETA Protesters
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One of the Dumbest Men in the World
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Best Fall Beers…
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J.Lo Cleavage..
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14 Signs Lost in Translation…
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100 Rejected Pumpkins VS a Snowblower
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Thigh Gaps…
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Lady Gaga Does KKK
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9 Impressive Parking Jobs…
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Taylor Swift Pulled Her Music Off Spotify…
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Asian Side Boobs!
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Hot To Put a Duvet Cover Like a Boss
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2014

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I woke up like dis #bts ???? @jjamesjoiner for @esqstyle

Una foto publicada por Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) el

When meeting a girl off tinder for the first time, after telling her you want her to glue her vagina shut, so that when you meet you know she’s been saving herself for you, you’d think telling her you don’t care about AIDS babies in Africa dying of malnutrition would be the last thing to offend her and make her walk out on you before showing you said glued together vagina….but then you remember – any girl you tell to glue her vagina that is willing to meet you – is probably an unstable disaster in need of all kinds of therapy…and that’s what keeps things exiciting…right…

Here are some stepLINKS..

So Much Thigh Gap
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15 Sonogram Celebrity Look-Alikes
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Reese Witherspoon Doesn’t Want to Be Likable
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Rihanna Was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Man Confesses to Torturing and Murdering Daughter’s Rapist…
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15 GIFs that Expand Your Mind…
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Tara Reid Falls the Fuck Down
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Ariana Grande Midriff
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Salma Hayek Busting Out
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Slut of the Day
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Speedo Plane Prank
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Courtney Stodden’s Halloween
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Heidi Klum’s Ridiculous Halloween Costume..
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Taylor Swift Halloween Costume…
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Jennifer Lopez says Ben Affleck is the One Who Broke Her Heart…
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Alana Blohm is the Random Model of the Day
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Some Girls Night Out Pics…
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Online Dating Horror Stories…
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Nick Offerman Home Depot Spoof
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Kate Upton Vagina Flash
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Pigeons Have Good Karma
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Kate Beckinsales Hot at Some Event…
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Corn Stalk Prank
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Lady Gaga’s Costume is the Best She’s Ever Looked…
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Elisha Cuthbert….at an Event…
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Eliza Doolittle in Fishnets
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Lena Dunham Didn’t Molest her Sister
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There’s a Grumpy Cat Christmas Movie
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Olga Kurylenko at the Russian Ball
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Hailey Baldwin Eating a Lolli
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Rihanna’s New Cover for Elle
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Girls in a Sports Bra
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Container Ship VS Shore
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27 WTF Cars
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Hot CHick in a Kitty Costume
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Porn Stars on Halloween
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Camille Rowe and Sara Sampaio Naked!
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Banana Vagina
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People Still Do Bath Salts…
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Weird as Fuck Public Sex
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The Toilet on the Train
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Wet Amateur
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Where Ebola is From…
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Nov

The Wind VS Kate Upton of the Day

Sometimes the wind is a fucking pervert…it blows up dresses of girls…at the perfect time…like when the paparazzi are standing by to capture the moment…sometimes it misses the mark and blows up the skirt of some overrated fat chick, piggish model with too much hype, who doesn’t deserve the fame she’s got – but her family is rich and made it happen for her and sometimes it gets actually hot asses I want to see being flashed unsuspecting…sometimes on girls no wearing panties…

Today, it got Kate Upton…an ass if you really want to see in all it’s glory, is available on google in hundreds of sexts she sent, making her cooler than I first thought she was, but still overrated…and dumpy…not that you care…you like anything with massive tits…and to you and your small town…she’s skinny as fuck because she can actually stand and doesn’t need the motorized scooter to get around….

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Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

03

Nov

Lea Michele Mourning Her Boyfriend’s Death of the Day

Lea Michele next leveled Halloween and not necessarily in a good way, but in a slutty way, that would make me assume she’s fallen off the rails of being this wholesome singing, average at beast girl from Glee, and transformed into a fame seeking, attention seeking, half naked slut….trying to get noticed…and not just in porny shoots wearing her Halloween costume…but all the time…

Maybe it’s a phase, maybe all these starlets are over sexualized monsters, even when they look like monsters, or maybe she’s just got the sads that no one is talking about her fake boyfriend’s premature drug overdose she didn’t prevent, but sure as fucked milked….so she’s trying to generate controversy….either way…the sads or the moving on or the rebrand or not…it’s alright…if you can see past the broken down face, which I can…

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