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2014

04

Nov

Hannah Davis Possible Nudes of the Day

Apparently, this is Virgin Island Virgin who is probably not a Virgin because no one is, especially when she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite that they have herpes that they landed from really rich dudes, or clients who they essentially “escort”, even when they are rich on their own….

That’s not to say that this is model has herpes, or escorts men to events, I don’t even know if this is an actual model, even if it is HANNAH DAVIS …from Sports Illustrated fame….that is hardly even fame…

But it could be….some nude selfies that are less skimpy than the bathing suits she’s paid, or asked to wear for photographers…so there’s no scandal here, but we love selfies…so here they are….

She’s 23 and looks 40….When the NUDES are PG-13 – we can assume they are fully staged by the agents…

Here’s Hannah…

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2014

04

Nov

Sarah Shahi Possible Nudes of the Day

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She’s 32, She’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate….because they blow shit up with their Oil money….despite how good his daughter is….cuz racism doesn’t get blinded by hot pussy, because all you see is red and tainted womn to your puritan freaks….

I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV….and even if she’s not worth fucking…but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutionary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….and here is her possibly rockin’ PG-13 Nude Selfies her team made her do…to get more noticed..

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2014

04

Nov

Hailey Baldwin for Revolve of the Day

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Hotter and more Brazilian cousin of Ireland…daughter of Stephen and some Brazilian he probably imported when she was 16 and he was addicted to drugs not Jesus, Hailey Baldwin, is doing some campaign as a model, because when you’re connected and raised in the right scene, it’s a pretty easy thing to pull off, it takes one text message to the brand and they jump because even with budgets, a celebrity daughter, even Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, who is barely a celebrity daughter, can power through and get noticed…it’s the it thing to do when you’re a bi-coastal 18 year old…they are all doing it…because when daddy can buy you anything you want, what you end up wanting is fans of your fucking own I guess and the good thing is she doesn’t look as doughy and Ogre-y as her lesbian cousin….shes’ actually kinda hot…so keep the pics comin’…and collectively we’ll make the dudes comin to her…no homo….

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2014

04

Nov

Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me…

It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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2014

04

Nov

Gigi Paris for Acacia Swimwear of the Day

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Gigi Paris did a topless jeans campaign a few months ago. She’s not famous, she’s a low end model, the discount bargain basement bin model, just trying to make it, that’s what she gave herself such a silly fucking name, and I guess she booked some catalog work, which although pays well enough to pay your rent pretty consistently, and if you’re good you’re in once a week, but that is boring, low grade, work…that if it wasn’t half naked in picture, I’d suggest you don’t bother looking at it…but since it is half naked, and her ass is this good, I would suggest…staring at it…because why the fuck not…I mean lets be real, what the fuck else are you doing today…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Nov

Mina Doll by Vongswat for Galore of the Day

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Resident #stepGIRL video homie CHRIS VONGSAWAT …just released this video for the homies at GALORE MAGAZINE and I don’t feel as cheated on as I normally would, because the internet is one big happy family where eveyrone should just be getting along and doing good things that the big mainstream media are too pussy to be doing….so support your local video director, your local photographer, and forget about the cyberbullying, we’ll save that for fat girls, because no one likes fat girls, not even fat girls. Right

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2014

04

Nov

Helen Flanagan Shaves of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a funny UK Glamour Model, who I guess is doing a shave for a UK Glamour model Lad Mag, where she gets to showcase her talent as a model, because she’s got a huge set of tits, and a huge set of tits, when it comes to Glamour Modelling is all the talent you fucking need….I guess this is some Movember shit…

The funny thing about Helen Flanagan is that she started out as a legit actor on some Soap Opera…who dropped out to do this…and that’s the kind of career scope and ambition I like “why learn lines and go on set and maybe have a career, when I can just show my tits”…my kind of logic…

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2014

04

Nov

Gisele Models Jeans of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen is modeling jeans for some jeans company because apparently she doesn’t have enough money and the jeans company doesn’t feel that spending their budget on a younger, hotter, less famous, but far less expensive model makes sense…you know give it to the has been, washed up, practically dead mom that no one really cares about, but that her agent makes brands think people care about, because she’s a big meal ticket and you know she’s not doing this for less than 300,000 dollars for a day of work….

I mean why give instagram models with more followers 1000 dollars when you can give Gisele 300,000…it makes your brand seem way more legit when you get a Victoria’s Secret model, married to an NFL Quarterback than – just some hot girl in jeans….I don’t know if my message is getting through, but I think booking Gisele for anything is dumb, but paying Gisele prices is dumber, when there are so many girls down to do this for free…

Here are the pics anway, because I know you’ve masturbated to girls in jeans, probably on public transportation….when they were on their way home from High School…

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2014

04

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I always get hate mail when I celebrate Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for being hot as fuck, classic looking, you know what you’d want a model to look like. People call me gay, they say she’s got no body and all that bullshit, but you’d think they’d be more supportive since she’s in their shitty Transformers movies…making me assume the hate mail comes in from Megan Fox who resents everything about this babe because she mocked Megan Fox’s “talent”…by doing her job better than Megan Fox did…and I guess when you are a take yourself too serious model – that hurts your ego…forcing you to get knocked up by High School TV Crushes….like Brian Austin Greene and Botox…

All this to say, this isn’t any of the traditional Rosie Huntington Nudity ..that she does so well because she’s a model and that’s what models do…but it’s still good enough for me to stare…

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2014

04

Nov

Emma Gro for Fran Dominguez of the Day

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THe model’s name is Emma Gro, and if you’re a pervert, she’s not the only thing that Gros when looking at her nipple, but I’m too over exposed to models and aspiring models and instagram models and amateur models and new face models and over the hill models, that it takes more than a nipple to get me excited, yet I am still compelled to post the shoot by FRAN DOMINGUEZ because whether the pics seem like something that have been done before, and whether they have a point or storyline or not, there’s still a babe in front of the camera posing, and I think I am addicted to that….even if she has a beat too much meat and needs a little bit of a tuck….not that I’d ever shame a vagina…I would just question it before diving in…but I’d still dive in…

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