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2014

28

Oct

Hilary Duff Titty of the Day

Apparently, this is Hilary Duff’s implant scar…because apparently Hilary Duff has implants – which would be so abnormal – considering everyone in Hollywood has plastic surgery…I mean everyone everywhere gets plastic surgery, it’s all part of having the best instagram profile around…so totally not a big deal…it’s kind of a thing…

I guess it doesn’t have to be an implant scar, I am not a plastic surgeon despite telling girls I can give them free vaginalplasty exams, and don’t know where implant scars go…I guess it could also be an rash, or a pimple – or even an AIDS Lesion….

And what it comes down to is that implants aren’t that big of a deal. I called her out on this in 2010 …back when she was a hockey wife he would practice team initation on…

Either, down with looking at Stuff By Duff if that Stuff is down her shirt…

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2014

28

Oct

Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

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Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube…

But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.

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2014

28

Oct

Jennette McCurdy’s Possible Nude Pic of the Day

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We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE

People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy….

I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked..

I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…

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2014

28

Oct

Hayden Panettiere in Halloween Costume of the Day

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I don’t know if Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant. I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere. I just know that it is Halloween, a time then pregnant girls can dress like the sluts their baby bumps already pretty much tell us they are…you non condom – internal creampie loving dirtbag other women celebrate when they see you at the grocery store with questions like “when is the baby due”….”oh so cute, is it a boy or a girl”…when I know it’s just an internal cumshot..up inside her…and it a lot of ways that can be exciting knowing she’s into that, knowing she can’t get pregnant when I do it, but then again, I’m used to fat chicks…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN
GO

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2014

28

Oct

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini on Twitter of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes posted this bikini picture. I don’t know how recent it is, maybe it’s a Throwback Thursday, I would imagine her fans would be able to place it, but the truth is that they are good old fashioned bible thumping country folk, the kind of people protesting the sex shops in their community for the devil’s work – pornography, but still eager to buy the Latest LeAnn Rimes CD because they don’t have computers yet…and forgive her for all her fake titty, homewrecking, dating a homosexual sins…because it’s part of their beliefs to forgive their own – and hate everything that is not their own – like athiests, gays and jews…oh good old uneducated southern hick logic…never makes sense – but it did make LeAnn Rimes.

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2014

28

Oct

Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

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Her name is Lottie Hayes and she’s posing topless for a photographer named MATTEO MONTANARI …

I don’t know if she’s really all that cute, but she isn’t fat, she willing to show her tits for a photographer, because she’s a model who has done a bunch of random shit like Vogue Spain and L’Officel which are pretty fucking major and I guess that makes her perfect enough for me – if not even too good for me…and these pics…basic but still great because well #tits.

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2014

28

Oct

Kaili Thorne in her Underwear while Leveraging Her Sister’s Name of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some hipster “model” who has also blocked me on Instagram. I guess this is the who’s blocked drunkenstepfatherdotcom off instagram day in content – because no everyone realizes just how awesome I am and they get blinded by the noise I make teasing them – but really that’s something this Kaili Thorne should relate to, you know always cold there in the shadow of her 16 year old sister who is apparently an “It Girl”, or enough of an “It Girl” to get her in her underwear to get noticed…

But I guess the whole stage parent hippie family is leveraging the “It Girl Sister”, since at 16 they get to control all her money…and live the good life..

And what it comes down to is always go for the less favorite sister. She always comes with a complex that she’s not good enough…because she’s not the favorite….Just ask Ashley Simpson…

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2014

28

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous….

It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders…

Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Oct

Evan Rachel Wood Lesbianism of the Day

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Evan Rachel Wood is a lesbian – but you probably already knew that when she dated Marilyn Manson – because he’s a giant pussy.

Apparently this is her kissing up on her girlfriend she recruited from twitter a few years ago – after tweeting that she had a dream about her…

Lesbian relationships are almost as boring as Evan Rachel Wood, and I guess as boring as Lesbian porn – that is totally anti climatic…

But I figure people give a fuck so I’ll post this excitement that should have way more scissoring – and less trendy girl on girl romance…

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2014

28

Oct

Kendall Jenner Working Out of the Day

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the Gunnar commentary. @gunnarfitness

Une vidéo publiée par Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) le Oct. 10, 2014 at 11:58 PDT

I know you’re probably more into KYLE JENNER – the 16 year old Kardashian with the Tranny father and Madame of a mother…

Than this Victoria’s Secret fashion show walking, new Victoria’s Secret Angel, because she’s skinny enough, and I guess relevant enough to peddle product to lowest common denominator America – who Victoria’s Secret sells their garbage to….

But she’s doing a fitness video for instagram, you know to be an icon of healthy living, to polarize her porn sister and all the money the family made from her, and turn it into legit money…

This is like drug dealers going clean, pornsites turning into mommy blogs, #fitlife yo…and I guess I’m into it as long as there’s squats…because I don’t hate people for all that is horrible about them…I am just indifferent and totally capable of lookng at their asses…

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