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2023

21

Feb

Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Miley Cyrus looking fit, lubricated and ready to be jerked off to.

You may or may not like Miley Cyrus, or her prison tats, but there’s something to be said for a Disney Kid who reinvented herself as a girl who flashes her tits and smokes weed, all to connect with a generation fo girls who wanted to do that, but didn’t have the celebrity leader doing it, you know to give them a sense of comfort!

I don’t know if Miley’s still playing the cool tumblr girl, but I do like that her era of nude on the internet for shock value and self promotion, to distance herself from being a lame ass Disney kid, involved pulling the tits out for free.

The current generation do it for money, because people who do it for free are just doing bad business, I guess.

It’s weird, it happened, but Miley looks good, especially when fit to me, so lets all collectively stare like the creeper perverts we are.

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2023

21

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Swimwear is the gateway drug to the nudes that are being sold to us on the daily by enterprising young women out there who know men are sad and lonely enough to buy into the hope that buying the nudes will somehow make them less depressed.

It’s really a take advantage of a retard, presented as women empowerment, because no one cares about weak men being simps to hot enough chicks on the internet who run the same ponzi scheme on a bunch of dudes to generate the most that she can.

But it ALL stars with the SWIMWEAR….before the pussy pics, came the bikini pics, and when those were exhausted or stagnant things went deeper and darker and hotter and that’s amazing for all of us, even if we’re not simp cucks into getting recognition throwing money and internet sex whores who don’t even do sex….we get the marketing material they use to lure the suckers…the previews to compete with the other bitches….and that’s good enough.

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2023

20

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Pendulum Titty of the Day

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Here’s a fun picture of Bella Thorne that I assume is from her premium content channel that makes her a lot of money and that inspires all the young girls who follow her to jump on the selling premium content trend on their 18th birthdays so that they can matter or monetize their bodies too…what could go wrong when thinking you’re a commodity and not a person…NOTHING…nothing can go wrong…

I find it interesting to see that the Lindsay Lohan of her generation, Bella Thorne, with the same rockin’ tits Lohan had and the same origin story, at least similar origin story, FROM DISNEY SHE CAME and TO DISNEY SHE WILL GO….produce nude content in the public bathrooms….

But yeah, interesting in that she has a mainstream career, they take her seriously and pay her seriously, but yet the money selling lewd content that’s barely lewd is too good to pass-up….it’s a vibe or a way to stay relevant and edgy to her generation of perverts rather than being a celebrity so far removed from them they ignore her….

The only way to win the social media society is to be an INFLUENCER first, make them think they are one, or on the same team instead of the old school traditional celebrities are better than us, don’t mingle with us, and don’t go to the same hotels as us….a simpler and FAR better time really…

Anyway, here’s some pendulum itty, like the ringing the bell titty, to make you want to motorboat titty, or at least to slap like one of those NEWTON BALL PENDULUMS the Yuppies in the 80s loved having on their desks….

I like it.

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2023

20

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that mom’s are heroes and I’m not saying that because this is a post about a bunch of moms posting nudes to the internet and nudes to the internet is some sort of impressing feat to me….especially not after a kid, I mean it’s impressive they are confident enough to post a post baby body on the internet, but posting nudes on the internet’s not a big accomplishment even though we rely on that work.

I am saying it because they grew a fucking baby inside them and they probably kept said baby alive, by feeding and nurturing it and teaching it…or by putting it in front of the screen so MOMMY can produce her nudes for the weird men of the internet…which is actually the least impressive thing a mom could do.

To me it doesn’t scream “do anything to support my baby” like some strippers do when you get the lap dance from them knowing they rely on that money to feed the kid their deadbeat baby daddy doesn’t help support because he plays videogames hence why he dates strippers…..

I think it’s a hate the traditional mom life they chose and be jealous of the empty chicks with cats who get to play on hook-up apps, do sugar baby shit, go on paid trips, and run an onlyfans, all without a kid to hold them back….so dreamy….

But at the same time, why be uptight or judgemental about a woman, a mom, hustling nudes on the internet for good times, just fuckin’ strap in and go along with the good time ride, and hope their kids don’t become school shooters or some other shit when they realize their mom’s naked all over the internet….and they will.

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2023

20

Feb

Lily Rose Depp See Through Shirt of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is working on optimizing her birthright as the heir apparent to Hollywood Royalty, because like traditional business, or traditional royalty, being the daughter of one of Hollywood’s highest paid stars gives you direct access to the same level success, or at least the spillover of that success.

We all know nepotism and don’t really give a fuck about nepotism, so long as it’s not a fat chick capitalizing on nepotism, taking the opportunities from hot chicks who are easier to jerk off that don’t have said nepotism.

Anyway, with being high profile thanks to her dad, being hot, thanks to good genetics, being not very fat, at least not in this photoshoot thanks to either starving herself, laxatives, or a water diet in anticipation of showing off her body like a common whore wanting to be jerked off to, when really she’s just showing her body off to get talked about, media hits, so that she gets more hype to her big WEEKND MOVIE and whatever else she’s got going on, to help laugh and maximize said career.

She’s got the industry on her side, the best people on her side, so this is marketing and it comes with NIPS…

The funny thing about being high profile and important is that you don’t have to follow the same rules as the basic common whores, where their tits get deleted from instagram…

When you’re Lily Rose Depp, your tits get to stay on instagram….

The world is unfair, sometimes, like today, in a good way.

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2023

20

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I never really trusted doctors, or thought of them as some higher intelligent beings, since all the doctors I’ve known outside of the hospital realm, have been total scum bag, alcoholic, drug addict degenerates with lots of money to pay for whores…..which I. guess worked out nicely when they were feeling generous…which was pretty much every time I socialized amongst doctors because they knew they were scamming the system and had guaranteed stupid income for the rest of their lives….

So the whole medical system, even in Canada seemed like a total fucking scam, where relatively unimpressive people who had money where able to get their licenses after years of schooling where they were taught how to REPEAT AFTER whoever is paying their leaders…

Obviously, I really don’t trust the medical system after all we’ve been through the last 2-3 years, but what I do know is that I appreciate that their own employees have even lost faith in their insular, god-complex, we’re heroes industry, because they are side-hustling posting nudes….

That’s a “I can’t get fired” or a “I don’t care if I get fired’….or “the real lottery win is selling themed nudes to people into jerking off to women at work, or women in healthcare at work….

It’s the only thing I like about the medical industry really, THE NUDES…the sluts, the sex work, and I guess the doctors when they finance those things because they’ve decided I’m good times….WHICH I AM….

Here are some medical workers.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

20

Feb

Renee Olstead’s Pantyhose and Titties of the Day

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I may not like Renee Olstead’s bolt on titties, especially when I’m pretty sure that she had big redhead tits to begin with, as many redheads do, thanks to their super redhead powers that come with generations of redheads being locked in the basement or left to die out in the woods due to their demonic red hair spirit….they are a species of human based on survival because since the dawn of time people having wanted them dead.

Anyway, I may not like bolt on tits as a general concept, or rule, but rules are meant to be broken and I am all about Renee Olstead turning her celebrity into a glamour model boudoir paid subscriber career.

She’s an accomplished actor, Jazz Singer, Country singer, yet she said all that rat race shit, these dudes will pay to see my tits.

It’s a follow your dreams story of empowerment, or at least of flashing tit, which they like to say is empowerment….and the reality is, the actual industry she came from was far more soulless, disgusting, and miserable….

She’s always making solid moves in the nude model, glamour model, page 3 model world…BECAUSE she was just cast as PENTHOUSE PET, something I guess they are doing again thanks to Penthouse being bought out of bankruptcy….a good thing since Penthouse was always my preferred titty mag in the 80s…they showed the pink.

Renee may not be showing the pink in these pics, but she’s looking good to me….

Here she is singing with David Foster, who apparently found her, to get you through her erotica….

I call this THEME SONGS TO JERK OFF TO RENEE OLSTEAD TIT…..

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2023

20

Feb

Hold this Pose and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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What she would wear as your teacher:

Beach Perving

Tight Dress

Ski Goggle Dancer

Dancing for her Hot Mom

Erotic Dancing in the Kitchen

I think this is a dick sucking joke…

Held Up by the Titties

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2023

20

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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With AI taking over the world and basically everything being basically satanic, even according to the no religious folk who can look at pop culture, the internet, technology, and think “this is pretty dark” especially when the human hive mind just embraces it and goes along with it mindlessly, you have to wonder if MILKY TITS were always a fetish or if they’ve just become that way because the algorithm feeds milky tit women into thinking it is, so that the worms in their brains tell them to produce content around their milky tits for people to jerk off to, in efforts to encourage all moms to get addicted to porn producing when they are still lactacting….

If anything, that probably leads to more babies being made, like the milky tit ladies out here monetizing the milky tits are forced to keep the milk flowing to maintain their business and entrepreneurial spirit….which I guess is a good thing, you know more kids raised by porn producers to fuck around with the traditional human values we’ve had….

I mean, I’ve always been into any excuse for a tit to be pulled out in public, and even when they were protesting for the right to free the nipple, I was almost willing to leave my self-inflicted prison to join the frontlines…..but now, the milky tit porn being produced makes me very suspicious….

Then again, maybe the lack of breeding, the lower birth rates, the whole end of society has just made the milky tit porn surface to the top because now the lonely losers are interested in how their parents and grandparents used to do things…like milky tits are some kind of lost art that fascinated a bunch of cat owners in their studio apartments….

Then again, who fucking cares….

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2023

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the end of the week, not necessarily the end of the world, but it seems like they want people thinking it’s the end of the world with all the scare tactics…from pandemics, aliens, trannies, satanists, world governments, war, corruption….KEEP the normal man down…global warming, fags in Teslas, free speech, truthers, conspiracy theorists, vaccine mandates, freedom protests, digital ID, social credit score, chem trails, SPRAYING US like bugs, parasites…you know…it’s never fucking ending….who cares about these people.

But we don’t live in a movie, you’re not on the side of good or evil, you’re not the main character, get a fucking grip and go out there and get fucking drunk, get some pussy, make some pussy dance for you….because sitting and hiding and waiting for the end that probably IS not going to happen, whether they want you in your pod eating bugs or not, but if it does….who cares…you can’t control any of that shit….so no need to sit waiting for it…it just gets in the way of fun.

Always choose fun….life is still a wonderful gift even when it’s horrible….and there’s always fucking idiots to laugh at like me….

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Olivia Jade Big Cleavage
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7 Disgusting Fast Food Chains
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Throwback Kim K Nudes to Throw-Up To
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Tiger Woods’ Sexist Jokes
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Delilah Hamlin’s Posing
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Sydney Sweeney Shopping
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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